I rewrote the the Endbringer fight today, it was too... something, it just felt wrong. Here is a new chapter for you though so I think that works some what...
Lisa awoke to a quiet room. No next door neighbors, or downtown traffic, it was nice.
[The ambient sound levels are around 10 decibels, the temperature...]
Yeah I know that, Lisa frowns it was a whole ten seconds of silence. Lisa would never admit to disliking her powers, no on the contrary she thought they were one of the better ones to get. I open my eyes to stare at the ceiling.
[constructed in the early 1980's out of wood, plaster, and...]
I mostly ignored it or tell it to shut up, when it got like this. It has behavior in the sense that sometimes it only tells me what I need to know. I shift under the bed sheets, they are scratchy in the unused kind of way.
[Sheets made of cotton with a 300 thread count haven't been washed in three...]
And other times it tells me every thing about anything. I mentally tell it to shut it, when it gets to some stains. It never really turns off, a constant run-on of information, but it does get 'quieter' every now and again. Yeah my powers are awesome and by far the only thing that is keeping me alive a lot of the time, but they aren't perfect. I think back to the fight last night I grimace. I almost got myself killed, because I started panic talking. I need to get better with working under pressure if that happens again...
[your bladder is full and needs to be emptied, the contents of your bladder are as follows...]
Well better get up.
On the toilet, I attempt to ignore all the information about another families health and hygiene, and thinks about yesterday. My powers were telling her all that morning to prepare for a threat. It wouldn't tell me what threat just that I was being threatened, which is about as useful as telling me nothing. No I guess that's unfair if it hadn't have warned me, I wouldn't have kept such a close eye on my surroundings. It also wouldn't have told me that the smoke I saw in the distance was my apartment, and that there was a threat that way. So thanks power for making me paranoid, I guess. I also wouldn't have run into Taylor. And speaking of Taylor and my power, Taylor was odd. My powers told me she had an abnormal organic structure, but other that it being organic nothing else. [ErrorCode#52-jt:LOGICRETURNERR], honestly that result made my brain itch to receive. A logic error, that would seem to suggest that Taylor was an incorrect input in some computer code or something. My powers didn't even pick up that she was coming to help me when she fell right in front of me. I stopped for falling debris, I got a weird cape instead. Kind of terrifying, my powers got a little farther on her second self, Nimi. [Height: 8'1", Weight: 432lbs ,lighter than normal construction suggests bones replaced with carbon [ErrorCode#52-jt:LOGICRETURNERR]]. Same error, which is weird. I can tell certain things about Nimi, but only for a little bit. I focused on her individual parts on the bus ride last night. If I focused on like her hands or where her organs are, and I can get more info, but eventually it ends in the error code. If anything though it is at least showing me a little about how my powers work. Finished on the toilet I gently flush and decides to brush my teeth.
[sodium fluoride 0.243% cetylpyridinium chloride water...]
Shut it. I can even tell some of Nimi's likes and interests. Like I know that she thinks I'm attractive, which is weird as she doesn't have the sex organs needed for mating behavior. I'm flattered of course it is much nicer than some stranger with a gross fetish that I'm forced to know all about, simply because I looked at them. But it was awkward too. Nimi is Taylor, I cannot get anything about Taylor's likes except when she throws me a bone and talks vaguely in that direction. The only evidence I get from Taylor is through conversation, but I am also getting it from Nimi. Does Nimi liking me mean Taylor is interested? Am I interested? No I don't think I am. While the opportunity to not know your partners deepest secrets is nice, okay a desperate need, I don't know her all that well. I don't even know if she is in to girls.
[yes...]
… Oookay, mystery solved on that one. I guess all the evidence was there I just wasn't using it for that. That made me kind of sad, have I really written off dating entirely. Yeah I'm not a fan of sex... but still relationships can still be asexual right? I mean the only big secret that Nimi has for physical intimacy was holding my hand. And isn't that the most sugar sweet view on intimacy you've ever heard. Its pretty much a common one really, but to be the only thing, that's the strange part. However that's just Nimi, Taylor is a package deal and judging from that little display of blood drinking I'm pretty sure that side of Nimi is less innocent. I spit into the sink.
[blood contains 1.2% less sugar than the national average...]
I wash the sink of my spit, and a bare fraction of blood, Jesus Christ powers! Then there is her family. Danny Hebert head of hiring at the Dockworkers Union, a tough guy maybe somewhere in his early 40's. He is also is totally normal. Annette Hebert however, was dead. I don't know how and my powers weren't getting any errors from her. She is just deceased.
[subject: Annette Hebert died may 10th 2009, no brain activity, zero cellular activity, movement caused by ambient energy, body signals disappear at source. not original body , body little over a day old...]
I don't know how that is possible, the body is built, but it lacks changes that would make it possible to be, well, alive. I don't think it is bio-tinkering, but their is something controlling it. My powers can't get any information on how it is receiving or sending signals, so I can't tell what is really going on. Taylor and Nimi both see her as their mother, and she does share similarities to the undead woman. Namely some of that abnormal structures are caused by dead tissue. Could it be that Taylor was a biological curiosity before her powers, or is Taylor the single most dangerous tinker on the planet. It doesn't matter much to her, Taylor wants to be a hero and is an idealist going so far as to help criminals out of harms way. I think the world can relax once it submits to the idea of Taylor's existence. I should probably leave before this powder keg gets hot, but it might be a bad idea to leave such an unexperienced cape with such scary potential. Well if I did team up with them I'll have to see if I'm on a registry, I kind of liked Tattletale it would be a shame if I had to rebrand. Although Tattletale, Frankie, and Nimi doesn't really fit a theme, maybe a new name, like a real name?
I wish I had my laptop. I had convinced the Hebert's to let me use their computer so that I could look up my bank info, as well as looking at my cape status. It was a pretty funny morning all in all. Nimi walked down the groaning steps sporting some huge breasts causing Danny to pale up and put his head in his hands. They didn't look too big on Nimi's body but Nimi is big so really they where massive. Taylor came rushing down the stairs later, her face an odd green flush. It took them a while to realize what was wrong with this picture. Danny and I could see it if his groaning into a second cup of coffee was anything to go by. I laughed as Annette finally realized that Nimi was essentially naked, and with that Nimi was rushed back upstairs with Taylor and Annette. I don't know what they will do to cloth her, but I'm sure it will be hilarious. " Is it always this exciting here," I grin at Danny from where I'm sat at, a small alcove office. Danny gives that chuckle of a man forced to see his daughter naked and fear for her life. Anyways the slow computer eventually loads the website that has the international cape registry, if your a villain you're on it. Tattletale did finally return a result, I was on the list with a full physical description. Great looks like I'm rebranding. I look around some more to see if any name I want is already taken. Sherlock, no 14 of though are in the United States alone. Sleuth has less but doesn't fit the theme of real names. Pinkerton, Schindler, and Burns are out people either won't get the reference or will think the wrong things. Jacqueline and Conlon are good picks so is Marcel Guillaume. Jacqueline is out villainess in Connecticut, Conlon spells too close to colon. There are twenty results for Marcel in France, but only three for Guillaume. Hmm do I want to pretend to be of French origins? No... What about Izzy Einstein or his partner Moe Smith, they are American detectives and were quite sneaky about it too. Moe isn't a bad choice, but Izzy is better. Moe two matches.... Izzy zero matches. Well Izzy it is! I can wear a hat and trench coat, just like the detective movies, I smile as the frequently forgotten child in me is excited.
Nimi eventually came down. A blanket wrapped around her shoulders, I nod it makes sense. While almost all of the Hebert's are tall, they're twigs compared to Nimi. If they are going to go out were going to need costumes. Mines easy and Taylor's will have challenges but they will be the normal ones. Nimi will need a custom suit if it is just a bodysuit let alone regular clothes. Hmm... unless Taylor has some way of making clothing, that will require funds. I have some breakfast with the Herbert's, the standard small talk, how was the bed and such, but we eventually got to real subjects. " So Lisa what are your plans going forward," Danny was kind even if a small part of him had reservations about me.
[thinks you might be a bad influence on Taylor , is also concerned for Nimi, will give you the a chance to explain...]
" I don't think it will be as easy as skipping town, I was pretty well hidden from people," I start Taylor's parents don't know I'm a criminal so I have to watch what I say, " I wasn't in town for very long, but I only really use cash and had a burner."
A raised eyebrow from Danny and a concerned stare from Annette. These were good people, they actually cared about my well being. " Why all the precautions," Nimi looks at me with curiosity in her big eye. Well I'm not telling them that it's to keep my parents from finding me, " I just don't like people finding information about me."
Nimi believes it, Taylor doesn't look like she does. Neither parent believe it either, but no one decides to fight me, " Anyways I looked online to see if any of my assets were stolen, you know my banking stuff."
" Yeah and," Danny seems more invested in the conversation than previously, he is testing me to see if I'm a criminal running from the law, I am but he doesn't need to know that. " It seems that several attempts on my accounts were attempted, and now I'm broke." Not technically a lie, many of my public and some obscure accounts were drained of funds, but not all. Still not good news I didn't have that much to begin with and now I had even less. " I'm not sure how they got into some of the accounts I have, they were government level accounts and it didn't set off any alarms when they were breached."
Danny back downs at that, alone and cashless was more pitiable than I have money in offshore banking. The whole improper terms makes me sound like a kid. Never been so happy to be underaged. " Where are your parents," Annette's mention of parents makes my internals cringe I have schooled features so it doesn't show. " I'm emancipated from them after I got my GED."
" Are you sure they can't help?" I turn to Danny he is concerned, but didn't want to say that I can be someone else's problem. I laugh, it isn't funny, " they're not even able to help themselves."
Danny stops thinking about me as someone else's problem. I blink at that. These guys really are good people. Annette is resisting the urge to hug me, and more disturbingly hunger for my parents. So, cannibals in addition to undeath. Oh, shit is she... a zombie cape too? This family is weird. " Well dear, you're free to stay here until some living arrangements are made."
Taylor nods, " And me and Nimi can keep you safe even if some people track you to here."
Some more lighter topics later, and I was in Taylors room. She had some posters on the wall of some of the local protectorate. " So, like Miss Militia?" Taylor is cute when she is flustered... oh no. " Yeah she is so cool," Nimi blurts out, " She has done so much just with guns and knives!" Taylor is trying desperately shut her other half up. I grin, despite having the sinking feeling of thinking that the cannibalistic undead girl in front of me as cute. I cover my dread well, " yeah I have to admit her track record is impressive." Nimi releases some pink glowing spores when she is embarrassed and happy, good to know. " Anyways uh... you wanted to talk to us," nice segue Taylor real smooth, " what was it about." I sit down on the floor I had been thinking about this since yesterday, " I want to team up with you guys."
" Uh, that's nice but you don't have any powers right?"
I look between Nimi and Taylor, did they really not notice, " I may have not been too honest with you guys."
They lean forward, " I'm a thinker who went by the name Tattletale."
" You a rogue?"
I shake my head, " I am a thief, but you already know, I mostly just pickpocket people at the boardwalk."
They are both listening intently almost in sync with their mannerisms, " I have a pretty strong powerset, nothing like what you guys have got going on, but still."
" What is it," Taylor has a calculating look on her face.
[will listen to what you have to say before making decisions is used to people betraying her has problems with trusting ,lonely Error...]
I seem to get more information when she talks to me. This at least gives me some idea of what to say next, " it is information extrapolation, given a small amount of information I can gather information through correct guesses."
" So you can tell what I am?"
" No, my power is having troubles with you Taylor, less so Nimi, but I know that your mom is dead."
Taylor just nods at what I thought should have more impact, " what is that all about by the way?"
" Oh, me and mom are undead."
And doesn't that just answer everything, Jesus Taylor, " okay....what does that mean though?"
She started to tell me her tale. It sounded like a Trigger event, but she didn't seem at all bothered by it. It also bumped Taylor, Nimi, and their mother up on my threat scale. If Taylor could actually resurrect the dead, and makes claims of an actual afterlife, that is a crazy power to have. I'm almost relieved when she tells me she can't just raise anyone from the dead, just those she is close to. Good, no one should have that power, and I can never tell anyone that she can do it. I also realize that I have some value to them, with that swarm Taylor could give me enough information to have info on everything going on in this city. " Could we have a practical example of your power," Nimi had been mostly silent, but sure I can do that. I look around the room before getting up and looking out the window. Some cars are parked but mainly the street is abandoned, except for a suspicious looking van." That van is watching the house," I point it out to them as they come over. " Really," Taylor doesn't know? " What does your swarm sense tell you," I asked. Can she not tell?
" Four people (two males, two female), one is drinking something that must be coffee with all the aerosolized caffeine, they are all in front of something with high electrical outputs," she then listed a list of chemical processes that told me everything from where their clothes were bought to what brand of toothpaste they used.
" Okay, so with all of that I can tell you they are PRT, and I can also tell you where they live, how their sex life is going, what pets they have, and everything they had this week for food."
" Woah..." " Wow..."
I kind of preen under there amazement, " but seriously that is an insane amount of information that you had from your power, how did you not know all of that already."
" I know the chemistry of what is going on in the that van and all across the bay, but I don't know what is what," Taylor explained, " as for not picking up on electricals being what, I can't just shift through it all at once, if I try I just always miss something."
That makes sense her brain is only one brain, or well maybe two, it would probably have other things to do then sift through everything. Still, " what are you currently using it for right now?"
" Eating mold."
" What?"
If you are wondering why I wrote Lisa's powers like a run-on sentence from Wikipedia, that is just how I imagined it would work. I know it isn't like that in the story, but this is crack so... I've taken "some" liberties