Chapter 9
While Tanya still didn't like the feeling of wearing makeup, it was making her subordinate smile, so it was worth it. Himiko also masterfully hid the bags under her eyes from her lack of sleep today which was a plus. She was not normally a night-time hero, because the Commission wanted her to be visible, but the abrupt relocation towards Mustafu had required her to take the understaffed and unpopular patrol routes early in the morning. Crime rates here were thankfully low due to All Might´s presence in the area.
"Aaaaand done." chirped the excited vampire in front of her, finishing the last brush stroke of her eyeliner.
Himiko held a small mirror up to show Tanya her face, grinning proudly as if she was unveiling the Mona Lisa itself. Upon inspection Tanya noted with relief that she looked indeed surprisingly decent. Himiko´s talent in changing one's appearance through minimalistic techniques was apparent, despite how subtle the changes were that she made.
"Look how gorgeous you are. I mean, normally you look extremely good too... But today you look
extra good!"
"Thanks, Himiko." she weakly smiled.
"No problem, Senpai! I will gladly do it again whenever you want! It makes you look even more professional, you know? When you need to entertain these stupid media vultures again then they wouldn´t be able to utter a single word at seeing how cute you are! They´d be rendered speechless by your perfection!"
Tanya´s smile grew larger at hearing the ridiculous plan that the over-energetic girl laid out. One could never be too sure if Himiko was serious about such things or if she was playing into the role she had created for herself, but Tanya found it amusing either way.
"No, that would be bad. I need my publicity to stay high in the hero rankings. I also don't want to be known for my beauty, but for my actual competence. You know what I think of heroes like Uwabami or Mt. Lady."
"They are useless dolls that nobody would care about if they didn't make their fans too horny to think clearly." Himiko droned on, in a tone that made it clear she had heard that particular argument a dozen times already.
"Exactly."
"Although I wouldn't mind seeing you in a skin tight suit..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
"Anyways, I have to go now. School starts in an hour."
"Yeah..." her ward replied dejectedly.
Then as an afterthought to lift her mood she added: "Thank you for making me so pretty, Himiko."
The girl beamed back at her so brightly that she nearly went blind. How adorable...
~[#҈#]~
"Yes I know that is two minutes before the start of class, but please sit down in an orderly fashion and remain silent. I spoke with Mr. Toshinori today and he assured me that All Might would indeed be coming back today. So please show the appropriate amount of respect for the man who got wounded in his line of duty to save your lives."
"YES MS. ARGENT!" answered the class as one.
Silence lay heavily over the class room as every student had their eyes trained on the door, waiting for any kind of movement. One minute ticked by, then the next. And the next...
The pointer of the clock crawled with an agonizing lack of haste over the painted numbers at the wall, slowly but surely filling everybody with restless energy. Each passing minute made Tanya´s glare turn colder and colder, making some of the students wonder why the door had not been frosted over yet. Nonetheless did she continue to sit motionlessly, save for the soft rise and fall of her chest as she observed the entryway.
Some students had begun to lay their heads on their tables in hopes of catching a few minutes of sleep. Others discretely used their mobile phones to entertain themselves. All of them however instinctively knew not to make a single sound, lest they drew the attention of their balefully staring teacher.
It seemed as if the entire lesson was doomed to be wasted in quiet boredom, until...
"I AM HERE! COMING THROUGH THE DOOR AGAIN LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!"
"You are late."
"Uh... Sorry. The printer was stuck. ANYWAYS, WHO OF YOU IS PUMPED FOR ANOTHER PRACTICAL EXERCISE?"
"We are not going to do that."
"YOUNG TANYA-"
"That is Ms. Degurechaff to you. Didn't you read the lesson plan I sent to Mr. Toshinori?"
"OF COURSE I DID! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO-"
"No. I cleared that plan with principal Nedzu. If you have complaints about how this class is run or what is taught here then I suggest you take your issue to him. I understand that you must be confused after your brief absence and we are both in our first year of teaching so such mistakes are completely understandable. Just relax and let me handle this."
"Uh... OF COURSE, YOUNG TANYA! I AM IN YOUR CAPABLE HANDS."
In an instant her posture relaxed and with an
almost pleasant smile on her face she forcefully cheered: "Now everyone, please give a warm welcome for the number one hero!"
~[#҈#]~
Izuku had never been this baffled before. Well, maybe when he got the confirmation that he had actually been accepted into UA. That had also been pretty surprising, considering that he had gotten exactly zero combat points in the entrance exam.
But seeing All Might getting so casually bossed around for the remainder of the period took the cake. Was Ms. Degurechaff mad at him? Well, he had wasted more than half an hour of their collective time, but he was also All Might! He must have had a valid reason! A mere printer couldn't stop him, right?
She made him sit in the corner for the purpose of 'giving her feedback on her pedagogic skills', but he had the sneaking suspicion that she wanted him out of the way as much as possible. When All Might finally spoke up to contribute to the lesson, she coolly brushed him off and made him hand out the worksheets she brought only to find out that she had 'accidentally' printed out too few of them so he had to get more.
By the time he was back the period was over and Ms Degurechaff seemed not the least bit sad about that fact.
Oh no! What if she hated him now? As ridiculous as that statement was, there were apparently people out there who didn't like All Might very much and she seemed to be one of them! That could be
disastrous ! The tension between two teachers managing the same class would only make things worse for everybody. He really wanted two of his favourite idols to get along.
Perhaps he could apologize on his mentor´s behalf? Would that improve or worsen the relationship between the two heroes?
In his mind it was worth a try at least.
Hesitantly he approached her desk while the rest of his classmates packed their belongings.
"Ehm... Ms. Argent... D-do you have a minute?"
"Ah, Midoriya. Perfect timing actually. I was just about to ask you something."
"W-what would that b-be?"
"You are a pretty observant kid. I have not looked into any of your notebooks that you carry around, but if even half the stuff you mutter ends up there then they are probably filled to the brim with useful information. If I were to remain in this role here at UA a while longer then I would make it a mandatory assignment for all of you to write down their observations."
"Y-you know about m-my n-notebooks?" he stuttered embarrassed.
She raised a perfectly coiffed eyebrow.
"How could anyone not notice your notorious scribbling? You should hide that better if you don't want to be found out then. But enough of that, do you know who created these pictures? They have caused quite a bit of trouble for me."
Ms. Degurechaff held up her phone and swiped through multiple photos depicting her with special focus on the blue ribbon she had worn yesterday.
"Ehm... I... I think I t-took one o-of those?
Sorry... "
"Why?"
"Huh? I thought it w-would be interesting for other people to see a more playful side of you. With all due respect, but you are s-so serious all the time. N-not that there is an issue with that! You are a teacher and a respected pro hero, so you should not constantly be silly if that is not part of your image like in the case of Ms. Joke or Present Mic. Those two use humour to lighten the mood and bring hope to distraught civilians as well as-"
Tanya cleared her throat loudly, interrupting his monologue.
"Ehm, y-yeah... I uploaded it t-to hero-net, because I believed it would be nice to humanize you more in the public eye. Seeing the ever-professional Eleventh Goddess break character so much could be inspiring... S-sorry. I am being stupid again."
"No, no. That is a far better reasoning than I expected. It was nonetheless thoughtless of you to openly post a picture of me. Can you tell me why?"
"I am sorry, Sensei. Um... W-was it because you were not in public? I mean pros get photographed all the time, but that is when they are out and about doing their job. When they show their face openly then they're basically consenting to having their picture taken. But you Ms. Argent are off hero duty right now in the classroom, so that same ambiguous consent to be photographed is not present."
"I am impressed, Midoriya. You have repeatedly demonstrated that you can overcome your speech impairment with some determination. But, yes. What you deduced is part of the reason. Still, you should really know better than to release sensitive information like the inside of the school building or who your teachers are. UA has already been targeted by villains, no need to make it worse when they attack you the next time."
"
Th-the next time? " he squeaked, now being painfully reminded of the USJ incident again.
"Of course. They couldn't accomplish their goals last time so they will try again. Now, back to the topic at hand."
Hurriedly he composed himself, pushing the ghastly image of his broken and bleeding teacher out of his mind and taking a deep breath like Hound Dog had taught him.
"Sh-should I take it down? The photo, I mean."
"No, don´t bother. It will have spread by now which would make deleting the source useless.
Although... "
She searched something on her phone before showing him a social media page. It was titled: "
The palace of pleasure from AnonymousGrape69" and was filled with suggestive imagery that tested the limits of what was legal on the site. One of the newer posts was another photo of Ms. Degurechaff, but in a side-profile that was centred on her bust. An obnoxious red arrow pointed at her hair ornament.
The caption read: [
See, even our hard-ass teacher tries to look nice sometimes. There's no excuse, girls! ]
"Who is the culprit behind this obscenity? The image id confirms that it was first uploaded here and I want to know who did it."
"... M-maybe... I am unsure... b-but I think it could be Mineta... He h-has this whole 'grape motif' going on."
"Ahhh... that is what his costume is supposed to represent."
"Y-yes. The p-pants symbolize a bowl. At least he said so last week."
"I thought it was just an elaborate crotch protection. Not an unwise choice considering how many times he must have been kicked there if he has
always been this perverse."
Izuku nearly choked.
Suddenly the heroine raised her voice, clearly addressing the whole room:
"I nearly forgot to tell you, but here at the best hero school in the country we cannot waste time on doing nothing; especially with the sports festival taking place soon. So for all of you who value your education I will arrange an extra session after the end of lessons today."
Oh! Then he could perhaps finally show All Might the progress in his training! His mom had not let him out of the house during the weekend which meant that he couldn´t meet with his mentor. Of course he had texted him some of the stuff he found out about All for One, but he had kept the biggest breakthrough a secret to surprise him. (Izuku only felt a little guilty about that, because he knew All Might would be proud.
Hopefully.)
"Oh man, I wanted to go to the cinema later."
His excitement was obviously not shared among the others.
"Yeah! My mom baked pie today. It's gonna be cold by then..." whined Kaminari.
"If your education is less important to you than pie, I will not stop you from leaving. You just shouldn't be surprised to find that you are no longer a member of the hero course if your performance at the sports festival is not satisfactory."
Kacchan smirked for some reason and looked at him. What was that supposed to mean?
"And Mineta... I have seen your questionable online activities. Go to Hound Dog´s office immediately and give him this note. I will know if you don´t."
"Why? I am just appreciative of the female form! That is free speech and there is nothing wrong with that!"
"It went wrong the moment you photoshopped my head onto Midnight´s body!
Get out! "
Izuku was unsure if his disgust outweighed his amusement at that moment.
~[#҈#]~
The only reason why Mina didn´t try to catch a picture of how beautiful her teacher looked was the talk she had given to Midoriya a few hours ago. She wasn't a stalker or anything creepy like that, but she wanted to analyze what kind of makeup Argent was wearing. And more importantly...
She wanted to discuss with her friends who she was wearing it for!
Who could this special person be? Clearly Ms. Degurgenchaff – no Degurshaft? Deggu-
whatever...
Her name was so difficult to pronounce! Mina decided that from this point onward she would just call her teacher Tanya in her head, although she wouldn't dare to say that out loud. The verbal lashing the diminutive young woman had given All Might for that had been enough to convince her that acting so informal around her would be a terrible idea.
Anyways, before she had been distracted by the impossible spelling of Argent´s family name, she had been thinking about Tanya´s love interest!
No interview that she remembered had talked about Argent´s relationship status, but in Mina´s mind there were only a few possible candidates. First the bright blue ribbon yesterday and now the elaborate makeup during school hours. Either Tanya was seeing her mysterious lover
on UA grounds or
shortly after leaving them.
Mina, however, firmly believed that the reserved and pragmatic Argent would not fall for anyone in the faculty so quickly. Someone who appeared so guarded needed months of gentle prodding and romantic gestures to open up, at least if her novels were to be trusted. Instead it had to be someone she knew for a longer period of time.
The acidic girl loved the childhood friends to lovers trope!
Someone who had also come to this region not too long ago...
Someone who was both charismatic and strong enough to woo Tanya´s heart...
It could be no other than – Mina knocked against the wall to imitate a dramatic drum roll – Hawks!
"Whatcha smiling about?" asked her new friend Tsu.
Mina looked around to verify that her teacher was not nearby and conspiratorially whispered to the frog girl: "I think Ms. Argent is in love with Hawks!"
"What gave you the idea? Ribbit."
"It makes perfect sense! Both work directly under the HPSC so they are guaranteed to know each other, both are incredibly strong and,
come on... Isn't it obvious? Hawks comes here for a charity event, has to stay because UA expressed security concerns and then through
pure coincidence Argent accepts the teaching position here immediately. They have to be secretly together!"
"If you put it like that..."
"Who is together?" asked a cheerful Ochako who had apparently just finished putting on her gym clothes in the changing room.
"Argent and Hawks. Ribbit." replied Tsu in her typically blunt fashion.
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah, they are such a cute couple!"
"How do you know that though?"
"Like I said, it can´t be a coincidence that they moved simultaneously to a new city and I bet they have lots of experience working together. Also, that cute ribbon that she was wearing yesterday? Do you honestly think she would have put that on if it wasn't a gift from someone precious to her? And today she is wearing, like, super awesome makeup that lets her look more mature... All I'm saying is that my 'date senses' are tingling."
"Your
'date senses' ?" deadpanned Ochako incredulously.
"They let me feel whenever two young people are about to go out on a romantic date. I am rarely wrong about that kind of stuff."
Mina would have continued to present more evidence for her case if the object of their discussion had not chosen to appear.
"Are that all of you? Mph. Today we are fighting uphill battles. Does anybody want to guess what that means? Sero."
"Of course we are going to fight on uneven terrain. On a slope most likely!"
"Incorrect. Yaoyorozu?"
"I believe you meant it less literally and more metaphorically, Ms. Degurechaff."
Ahhh...
That was how it was supposed to be pronounced, Mina noted with interest.
"We are going to fight against an opponent significantly stronger than us." the rich girl continued.
"Indeed. You will spar with one opponent and the same safety rules apply as always. One of you will not be allowed to use their quirk while the other does. Within reason of course. Any unnecessary injuries will get you detention. Understood?"
"YES, MS. ARGENT!"
"Because Mineta is still with Hound Dog, the number of partners is uneven. Mmmm..."
Tanya theatrically grabbed her chin in mock thought.
"Kaminari, I see you have not abandoned your class for the temptation of baked goods. You are fighting against me. The spar lasts until you can't move anymore or I call it quits. Understood?"
"Why me..." he mumbled under his breath, but Ms. Argent still heard him.
"Because why not? After all, yesterday you were still of the opinion that I was –quote unquote – 'trying to impress a guy', no? Why don' t
you impress
me instead."
"But Sensei, you are the number eleven hero! How am I going to prevail against your quirk?"
"Who said that I would be using my quirk? This is supposed to be an uphill battle for you, not an unwinnable scenario. Use whatever you feel like. I even am going to limit myself by not moving my arms from behind my back at all and keeping my eyes closed."
"There is no way..."
"Yes, there is. Now come on! This is supposed to be nearly one-sided!"
With a battle cry Kaminari leapt into action, throwing his sparking fist towards the unmoving hero. Everybody watched with bated breath as he put all his power into a single attack to incapacitate their blind and seemingly defenceless teacher.
Needless to say...
He stood no chance.
Tanya had spoken the truth. It had been one-sided.
~[#҈#]~
Kirishima Eijiro stood at attention, back straight and arms at his side as Tanya looked him up and down. Honestly, she rather liked the boy, as he reminded her of some of her more boisterous soldiers from her previous life. Diligent, determined, and with a fire in his heart that refused to be smothered. At least, that was what she gathered from her interactions with him so far, and if she was even remotely accurate in her assessment, then he would flourish most under her special brand of training just as her precious 203rd did.
And if she was wrong? Well, it would be nothing Recovery Girl and Hound Dog couldn't fix, she was sure. Kaminari´s largest wound had also been that to his pride.
"So, you wish to be a shield, do you?" she asked as she circled him, getting the boy to nod once, gaze focused straight ahead.
"Yes, Sensei! I want to be a wall that will never fall! A shield for people to stand behind!"
"Heh, a mobile bunker." she mused with a smirk. "I could see the appeal."
The smirk quickly turned into a hard frown as she continued: "However a bunker must be sturdy, so as to not collapse upon those it's meant to protect in their most dire hour. Your hardening will help in that, but it's not enough, not yet and not on its own."
She stopped in front of him and snapped her fingers, causing two large robots to whirl up, each holding a bokken.
"Tell me, Kirishima, have you ever heard of kongoken?"
"Um, I don't think so." he answered honestly, eyeing the two UA provided robots wearily.
"It's a martial practice in Kung Fu, sometimes referred to as the iron shirt. It's a routine of intense training used to build up one's durability." she explained. "This is achieved through subjecting the body to increasingly extreme forms of punishment." She gestured to her robotic companions.
"The first stage of which is enduring the strikes of wooden swords repeatedly across the body. I believe these machines would be more effective than one of your classmates wailing on you."
He grinned at that.
"Is that all? That's easy!" he said as he began to harden his body.
The process was halted though, when Tanya harshly yelled: "No! You will not be using your quirk for this. At least, not at first."
This caused the boy to blink, confusion clear on his face.
"No quirk? But why? I mean, I'll be using my quirk in real fights as a hero, right?"
"That's true." she agreed. "But I know stamina is an issue in your hardening, both in merely maintaining it over extended periods, and doing so under continued assault. Out on the field, there's no telling what sort of scenarios you might encounter, but prolonged battles, especially if they end up being against multiple opponents, or consecutive fights, aren't out of the question. In which case, you will either want to reserve your quirk usage to defend against certain attacks or powerful adversaries, or extend your time limit over the course of the situation. That's why we're beginning a new type of training today."
She slapped a palm onto the man-sized robot to her left as she explained. "You are going to put up your guard, tense your muscles, and let B-12 and C-13 hit you repeatedly with their bokken until you can't take it anymore. Then you will go to the Nurse for healing and return to repeat the process. Recovery Girl has agreed to do this one time per training session and once again before you return home, provided you let her perform post-training examinations and follow a diet plan meant to replenish what her quirk will take out of you."
"That sounds pretty intense..." he mumbled, gulping as sweat started to form on his brow.
Tanya quirked a brow. "Too much for you? Here I thought you took the school's motto of 'Plus Ultra' seriously."
Eijiro shook his head and stood straight and proud once more, eyes steely as he glared at the two robots in challenge.
"You're right! It'd be totally unmanly of me to back down now after I asked you to come up with a training plan for me."
Tanya smiled and nodded approvingly. "Just so." she agreed. "And after you grow accustomed to the sticks, we'll move onto iron chains, then steel bats, and finally cannonballs. Recovery Girl and I also theorize that this training will translate to an improvement in your quirk as well, which she'll be keeping an eye out for during her examinations. Once you can withstand that level of punishment with your unaltered body, we can begin proper quirk training with a zero-pointer."
With her eyes turned to the ceiling and hand on her chin as she said this, she didn't see Eijiro's face grow increasingly pale.
"Anyway, there is no better time to start than right now. Put up your guard, Kirishima. B-12, C-13, initiate training routine two-oh-three."
"With. Pleasure." B-12 said in a tinny voice as C-13 bounced its sword eagerly against its metal palm, both approaching the red-haired boy as he took a hesitant step back. He only just barely had time to put up his guard before the strikes came raining down.
Turning away, Tanya scanned the gym for the next student in need of her help. She frowned upon noticing that the majority of them had stopped duelling for some reason to instead stare wide-eyed in her direction.
Ignoring the sound of wood impacting flesh and the pained grunts from behind her, Tanya yelled:
"What are you doing?! Get back to work! Koda! Come over here! Don't think I haven't noticed you refusing to fight back against your sparring partners! You're not only hindering your own training, but your partners' as well! If you're so worried about hurting someone, then I'll be your opponent. Rest assured, you won't have to worry about hurting me, and I won't allow you to pull any punches,
or else... "
His frightened glance in the direction of Kirishima who had already passed out again told more than words ever could.
EDIT: I might have to split such long chapters up in the future because my browser struggles really hard with editing so much text lmao