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Agrippa
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Agrippa

So as I pray, Unlimited Keystroke Works!, Male, 40

My first commercial short story is now on Amazon! Woo-hoo! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BL43KRY5 Nov 1, 2022

    1. Agrippa
      Agrippa
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      Agrippa
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      2. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        More like shamelessly self-promoting, I think.
        Sep 25, 2022
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      3. Omete
        Omete
        Came here from Ao3!
        Sep 29, 2022
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      4. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        Hey, welcome aboard!
        Sep 29, 2022
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    3. Agrippa
      Agrippa
      I just turned 40 years old, and I’m writing smutty fanfics for a living. All those movies from the 80s were right! Dreams do come true!
      1. SixthTrueMagician
        SixthTrueMagician
        Happy Belated Birthday, birthday buddy!
        Jul 31, 2022
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      2. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        Hey, likewise! You can take the last chapter as my present, given your avatar :)
        Aug 1, 2022
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    4. Ahtu
      Ahtu
      I see that you decided to try something new. But whaay worm? I honestly do not get why so many authors go for it. It's a way more niche story than most of the big stuff out there, and it hurts me when good fanfic authors move away from good franchises and into worm. Sorry about the grumbling, but I was so happy to see a new work by you, until I saw it was worm.
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      3. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        Actually, my main Worm story is my most popular fic. The thing is that, despite the original's flaws, there's something of a thriving multiverse with some excellent fanworks, and I kinda wanted to pay homage to that more than to Worm itself when I started posting here. As to a new story from me, I haven't written any new Worm stories in quite a while?
        Jun 23, 2022
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      4. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        Jun 23, 2022
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      5. Ahtu
        Ahtu
        I'll take a look at it. See if there are some franchises that I know and like.
        Jun 23, 2022
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    5. Spectral Waltz
      Spectral Waltz
      Out of curiosity, have you ever read Sage of Eyes' fic 'Somehow, the Countryside is Different'?
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      2. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        I started reading it because I really loved Transdim, but I dropped it because my knowledge of Touho's lore can be summed up with "there's an eroge of it that I enjoyed, and the character designs are cute, but there are too many lolis."
        Jun 18, 2022
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    6. Zaztra Vandesh
      Zaztra Vandesh
      Agrippa Hey, i have a question, do you play games like Arknight? or at least have some knowledge about it? (At least enough knowledge about the character in it, enough to write a story about at least)
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      2. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        I'm afraid I don't know the franchise at all. Still trying to see what I'm missing about Honkai Impact 3 before writing the fic, too. Sorry it's taking this long.
        May 28, 2022
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      3. Zaztra Vandesh
        Zaztra Vandesh
        It's fine, just take your time.
        Jun 3, 2022
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    7. Chewy
      Chewy
      Hey Agrippa! Just want to say I really enjoy what you write. Whenever I find an author I like, I usually check what they read as well so, do you have a ffnet or A03 account you can link me to? Or is there a way to see what threads other people follow?
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      2. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        Thank you very much! I'm sorry to say, though, that until very recently I was the kind of Luddite who used bookmarks to get my fanfics in order, and now that I've finally gotten an account on AO3 it's sadly neglected for (incomplete) reposting purposes: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Mercurial_Agrippa
        May 19, 2022
    8. sports-information
      sports-information
      Your most recent author’s note on Wordsworth made me realize how fun it’d be to see it turned into metafiction by having Wordsworth’s power take the story in different directions while you, the author, comment about how the story has gotten away from you b
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      2. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        A literary duel between me and Wordsworth's shard would likely end up with me in tears. Whether joyful or despairing would be a coin toss XD
        Apr 12, 2022
    9. Zaztra Vandesh
      Zaztra Vandesh
      Out of curiosity, how much informed do you about Honkai Impact 3 verse lore and story? On about Otto apocalypse and Kallen Karslana background story specifically, cause i was planning to order a commision about them when i got the money to do so.
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      3. Zaztra Vandesh
        Zaztra Vandesh
        That's $130 right?
        Apr 5, 2022
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      4. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        I think it's more like $110, but if you go for it I'd rather I write it first so that if the story naturally ends at about 8k I don't feel morally obligated to bloat it. That is, pay me after I'm done and only for the work I actually do :)
        Apr 5, 2022
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      5. Zaztra Vandesh
        Zaztra Vandesh
        Okay, i currently only have around $50 in my Paypall, will try to save more from my part-time job, will ask you to write it if i got it
        Apr 5, 2022
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    10. NuclearBirb
      NuclearBirb
      Just finished wake up call - it was AMAZING. And to comment about the characters acting weirdly older? Trauma ages the brain faster. It wasnt weirdo-theyre traumatized. Genjinely one of the cutest romances ive read im a while, even if i dislike yuri as a kink, personally.
      1. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        Thank you very much! And, if you wanna know the weirdest part? I usually don't read yuri. It turns out what I enjoy writing and what I enjoy reading are two very different things.
        Jan 24, 2022
    11. Agrippa
      Agrippa
      Happy New Year! May all your resolutions be swiftly discarded for things you actually want and enjoy!
      1. Momodoods
        Momodoods
        If only I loved writing just as I do art.
        Jan 1, 2022
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    12. Agrippa
      Agrippa
      Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope all of you have as much fun with your loved ones as I'm planning to have playing Beat Saber!
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    13. Red_Faux
      Red_Faux
      I just want to let you know, that despite consuming my fair share of incest related media... you write 8man's and Komachi's sibling relationship way too well in FFITY for anything about "The Danger of Komachi Points" to be anything other than uncomfortable for me.
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      2. Red_Faux
        Red_Faux
        So, congratulations on that. Like really, that's not an easy achievement. You cut straight through my suspension of disbelief straight through any and all fetishes. They're written that well. That precious. Thanks for your work!
        Dec 15, 2021
      3. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        I completely understand, and I'm obviously flattered by your reaction. I had to switch gears hard to make the pairing what it is in the omake, and that's only due to applying a reality shift to the hentai genre. So, it's a bit bittersweet that you aren't able to enjoy it, but really glad that you find something real about them in the main story!
        Dec 16, 2021
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    14. Niklarus
      Niklarus
      So I'm trying to get to your Subscribe Star because Wake Up Call is so damn much fun, but I keep getting an error message saying that your profile is under review and it won't let me subscribe. Just thought you should be aware of that.
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      2. Agrippa
        Agrippa
        Thanks! (Doubly so.) The message I get just tells me I can only upload text and photos, nothing about subscribers, which seems a kinda important detail to omit...

        Anyway, I just finished setting up a Patreon, in case you are still interested.

        Edit:https://www.patreon.com/Agrippa
        Aug 18, 2021
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    15. Agrippa
      Agrippa
      I just looked at my bank balance and fainted like a Southern belle. Long story short, I am now accepting commissions.
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    My Patreon (Support appreciated) -- My Discord (Come hang out!) -- My Main Thread (One-shots and Story Index) -- My Twitter (Update announcements) -- My AO3 Account (Trying to repost) -- My (smutty) Amazon Page
    Worm: Wake-up Call (Worm, Taylor, Lisa, and snarky Powers), Periodical Cicadas (in which a newbie Taylor is thrust into a high school with a slasher movie serial killer--it's still an improvement), Of Sisters and Shadows (In which Vicky hates Leet's obsession with Persona, and Amy learns to stop worrying and love the S class threat), Wordsworth (in which a Case 53 Taylor shows her love of reading). Oregairu: All right! Fine! I will take you! (Oregairu, in which Hachiman decides cake is delicious), Yui's Lily Garden (a girl in the throes of bi panic gets a traumatized love interest thrown at her--Cake-verse), The Danger of Komachi Points (a dark AU in which Oreimo-shaped fears shook Hachiman's sanity to its core--also, imouto OP, PLZ NERF--Cake-verse). Misc: Agrippa’s Alliterative Atelier of Torrid Tales (everything and the kitchen sink), Fitful Nights (Avatar, in which Zuko has trouble sleeping), April 17th (Batman, in which Alfred, Selina, and Dick try very hard not to facepalm and fail), Self Insert of the Dead (HoTD cultivation fic with Takashi discovering that living through a zombie apocalypse may not be the worst thing that could happen to him--the new voice inside his head agrees, and Rei's also a bit miffed about the whole thing), A Pure Knight's Natural Enemy (Konosuba: in which Kazuma's turned into an orc, and Darkness is just turned on). Puella Monstrum Madoka Moecha: A PMMM fic where every magical girl also has a super mode! It's just that the super mode in question is turning into a sex-crazed monstergirl who may or not sprout at least one cock when faced with a willing girl. Original: Ginosko (original cyberpunk setting with a gynoid executive and her beleaguered, ex-black ops hacker turned secretary who would never abuse his skills for sexual gratification, pinky swear).

    An End, Some Means, and a Deranged Lesbian (Oriko Magica fic in which Oriko discovers that no plan survives contact with a Kirika. Also, that she likes sex. Like, a lot), Zaimokuza Gaiden (Oregairu, in which a chuuni, pretentious writer tries to make sense of Zaimokuza's internal monologue), and Tangled Regrets (PMMM with a distorted world that allows Homura to meet Madoka without the universe exploding... so far).

    Now accepting commissions (may the copyright gods have mercy on my soul).
    Alms for an ex-leper! (Ko-fi page, just to make it more hygienic.)