Biigoh

mash a sluttt!!!

*abolish biigoh dantian*

In MTL, the "Madara" in "Uchiha Madara" often gets translated as "Spot" or "Ban", so some idiot did a ctrl+f replace all with "Madara", so in those MTLs, you see words like "aMadaradoned", "husMadarad", "Madarag!", "Madarated", and the like.

to be honest, I wish they did program in some hidden stat modifier increase for shiny pokemon, but it sort of becomes like pay to earn games in incentive modification

to be honest, these multiverse chatroom stories are really fun

Honestly, the ninja from Kumo shoulda had names like "Dallas" or "Chicago" or "Seattle" or whatever instead of what they had.

Because of how he performed in Dragon Ball Super, getting his ass handed to him by Frieza, and because Nobi Nobita from Doraemon is considered absolute garbage relying on other people to carry the team, Gohan is often called "Nobi-Rice" (where 'rice' is the 'han' in Gohan).

If jinchuriki gets bijuu extracted and then edo tenseied, will they not keep their powers of jinchuriki since edo tensei unlimited chakra, and thus you could manufacture unlimited ten tails by sacrificing the jinchuriki and a life for each jinchuriki every time you want to make another?

"taking a lantern into the toilet" -> "looking for shi (shit)" -> "seeking shi (death)"

In hindsight, inuyasha as a character isn't that bad. At most he's got a bad temper and he's kinda dumb, but that's no reason to hate a guy. Most men are ill tempered and stupid, after all.

With age, I realize that characters like Tendo Akane, Chichi, Videl, and such really aren't too bad. Youthful ignorance and online arrogance are really blinding.

If you think about it, Master Roshi doesn't age, but he doesn't know about the dragon balls originally too. So he must have another path to longevity he never taught Goku!

In China, they call JKRowling by the name "Aunt Luo".

What's the version of the Truman Show feeling but like instead of you being watched by everyone, it's that everyone is having sex while you're not there or just not with you?

Apparently on Douyin, to get around the censorship, people replace "China" with "America". So now there's a lot of posts about how bad "America" is on Douyin lmaooo

But you know these doujins where Fate is NTR'd from Nanoha don't make me feel anything even as I watch Nanoha just sit in the dark there crying. Hm.

Reasonable? Reason with fists.

Biigoh bagel time.

And like who the fuck was Joan of Arc (DXD)'s ancestor? Because it certainly wasn't the historical Joan of Arc, who never had time to get preggo. Who's she supposed to inherit power from?

Noticed a cultivation system story that is perfect for QQ. Dude isekais to cultivator world with shit qualifications, and a system that gives him 1yr of cultivation and 1yr of youthful lifespan per child he has. Grandkids give 1/2 that, greatgrandkids 1/4, and so on. Also if descendants cultivate, dude gets a percentage of gains.

What even are semi-lolis and psuedo-lolis

Sometimes it feels like people are being unfair to Dicaprio for liking almost-lolis.

There is no war in Gensokyo.

new villain in naruto made featherless dinosaurs come to life with edo tensei with sacrificial chickens

Auuu auuu auuu!!!

CRAB ROE RICE BOWL CRAB ROE RICE BOWL

So anyway, Chinese web calls "otaku" by the direct translation "fat house", and then coke and potato chips are called "fat house happy water" and "fat house happy tablets".

If you think about it, Dream of the Red Mansion is basically an otome story.

You'd think there'd be more cheat systems that are like, "Chance Stealing" systems, you know, like taking the spider bite from Peter Parker, getting hit by lightning in place of Barry Allen, finding the Stone Mask before Dio Brando... that kind of thing. They never did anything to deserve it, might as well be you, right?

It seems a common trope in Chinese Pokemon fanfics is that there is a criminal group called "Team Divine" or "The Gods" or w/e, that focuses on splicing legendary Pokemon genes with Type-compatible regular Pokemon. There's always 12 "Apostles" leading them, and they're always American/European.