Biigoh

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  d.fish

• Sep 13, 2024

For some reason, in modern wuxia, Japanese fighters are always only "jianhao" (sword exclusive ronin) or ninja

While, Murong Fu (from Tianlong Babu) is always ridiculed for focusing on other martial arts instead of his family skill is "miraculous" for taking enemy attacks and returning it back to them

While in wuxia, aikido doesn't exist

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  d.fish

• Sep 12, 2024

It seems like a lot of wuxia has a "demon dance", which is a seductive dance done by succubus-like evil path women, but it's supposed to be inspired by Liao/Yuan dynasty's mongol/nomad's captured female slave dancers, just like one of the more ubiquitous aphrodisiac/rape drug that can be translated as "mongolian sweat medicine" lmao

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  d.fish

• Sep 11, 2024

There once was a Biigoh who lazily laid about and then phone exploded, so Biigoh isekaied

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  d.fish

• Sep 10, 2024

It's because the kanji for Sasuke is Zuo Zhu, which is supposed to be 'to help', but 'Zhu' is phonetically similar to the 'Zhu' of 'pillar', and 'two' as in 'er' is a meme term for stupid, so he's nicknamed 'Er Zhu' which is 'Two Pillars', so basically it's a nickname to say that he's an idiot

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  d.fish

• Sep 10, 2024

There ought to be more interesting curses in Harry Potter than crucio, like, idk, dysmenorrhea or maybe a false pregnancy curse or something

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  d.fish

• Sep 9, 2024

男人没一个好东西

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  d.fish

• Sep 9, 2024

In the Jianghu, there are three types of people you shouldn't mess with; elders, women, and children.

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  d.fish

• Sep 9, 2024

I saw this guy with a small innovation on the "multiverse chatroom" idea, you know, well, one person had made a tweak like this before; basically the first one was MC joins a Multiverse Heroes chat, gets kicked, and then joins a Multiverse Villains chat, helps villains rape heroes, etc.

This new one is more like how modern people are; MC has multiple chatrooms at the same time

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  d.fish

• Sep 9, 2024

There was a shaolin soccer, but no one ever made a shaolin basketball... I think that would have been more fun to watch hmph hmph

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2024

A meme phrase that is used a lot is "I'll let you know why flowers are so red", which is an implication that I'm going to beat you so hard that you're going to bleed until you paint all the flowers in the garden with a coat of blood, originating from some piece of shit meme song, as some memes tend to do

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2024

It's so annoying that some stories use "zhang" as a measurement for height, like "this monkey demon is grew to two zhang, like a moving mountain of muscle", like what does that even mean

and then I realized foreign readers probably felt the same with shit like "inch" and "dozen"

but zhang is 1.68 meters, which is like knuts and sickles

but actually just average height maybe

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  d.fish

• Sep 7, 2024

a rhyme
一些人一出生就在罗马
一些人一辈子都是牛马

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  d.fish

• Sep 7, 2024

If you think about it, all people who are of the reborn from birth type of isekai are lolicons

• sparta159874

• Sep 6, 2024

Please help me to get my account approved and i will pray to truck kun to isekai your ass, jokes aside, please do help me-i have been waiting for months now to get the email for verification.

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  d.fish

• Sep 6, 2024

So China had this kind of pronouns chaos thing too before, and it was kind of political, but it was like 600 years ago during the Ming era, when monks used to call themselves 咱家 to represent indifference and inner peace, but was later gender appropriated by eunuchs to represent lack of sex/desire, so they say 咱家 in place of other pronouns

Now it's a pronoun for eunuchs

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  d.fish

• Sep 5, 2024

男子汉大丈夫，拿得起放得下

therefore a manly man can give the dick and receive the dick

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  d.fish

• Sep 4, 2024

wuxia fanfics are so annoying in how they have caocao tendencies, like the MCs always try to go for people's wives instead of young daughters wtf

and them writers are always so weird like "you're too young, too inexperienced, and sometimes naive, that's why you like little girls, only when you understand do you know to like other people's married women"

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  d.fish

• Sep 4, 2024

I think the "I have unlimited clones in different settings in the multiverse" is kind of bad late game, because it's got a this infinite ramp; if we limit the clones to like, idk, 7 seats, so every time you need a new clone/setting, you need to kill an old one, it can work

Like so;

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  d.fish

• Sep 4, 2024

Old avatar is old!

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  Biigoh

• Sep 4, 2024

Source of avatar is Kiku Cosplay of Mamizou. You can find her on Twitter.

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  Biigoh

• Sep 4, 2024

And a tanuki borked

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2024

In League of Legends, 一血 is First Blood, the first kill of the game. 一血 is also "virginity", so when you get First Blood in a match, you're taking that opponent's virginity.

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  d.fish

• Sep 3, 2024

Sauce of sauce is sauce-sauce of "Sauce: This sauce sauce is sauce not the Sauce"

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  Biigoh

• Sep 2, 2024

Sauce of avatar is 37-38 of "Master: This rebellious disciple is definitely not the Holy Son"

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  d.fish

• Sep 2, 2024

腿玩年，胸玩辈

I can play with Tohsaka's legs for a year, but I can play with Matou's chest for a lifetime.

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  d.fish

• Sep 1, 2024

摆脱搞实业，专心恋爱脑!!!

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  d.fish

• Sep 1, 2024

It took me so long to figure out that the onomatopoeia "嘤嘤嘤", as a sound that girls make when they're pouting or acting cute in narrative, is supposed to mean they're doing a whiny sound lmao

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  d.fish

• Aug 31, 2024

lmao this white dude chose 白龙 as his chinese name

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  d.fish

• Aug 31, 2024

I isekaied and became the dark hand behind the scenes by creating monsters born from human malevolence, ghosts born from urban legends, and a hell filled with demons

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  d.fish

• Aug 31, 2024

Wei Xiaobao in The Deer and The Cauldron seems to be a prototype for the wuxia/xianxia "son of heaven" ultra lucky but awful morality/personality male protagonist with a comedy-harem