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My cheat system turns into a biigoh and scurries around picking up attributes, and the fuzzy menace gives me stuff for my daily log-ins, and downloads other people's traits and perks for me when I rub its belly, and when I tickle it I open a subspace pocket where I farm, but in fact I am a second generation baifumei villainess.
As it turns out, I have the fluffiest tail and Biigoh is just number two!
Biienis.
If you fuck your Gardevoir, it will become more intimate. Higher intimacy = higher Return damage. So the logical path to being a Pokemon Master is to fuck your Gardevoir as much as possible.
Actually you know what would be good for a pokemon setting? Narrrrto
Biigoh action figure, with full thrusting thighs motion, has custom voice lines "auuu" and "bork" and "pls no bulli mi". Stand sold separately.
Okay, what if Biigoh Story was one of those choose your own adventure things. Not the current shitty template crap that gets passed around the bonfire like it's asscrack gold, but you know the old book stuff where you get choices at the end of each chapter to turn to different pages to choose where your story goes next.
Wai is the Tanuki a catgirl!?
Ok, what if "Biigoh Story" instead of "Biigoh Quest"?
Ok, but what if xianxia... but only your pokemon can cultivate, trainer still puny?
Premise for BIIGOH QUEST IV: Biigoh reborn in Kanto, Poke-Earth. Start Pokemon adventure!
Remember when my Biigoh used to make quest threads?
If you liked this tanuki, please rate it 5 stars, comment, and subscribe. That's it for now!
That's a Biigoh.
*Lobbies Tanukia on behalf of the Big Meow interest group*
Biigoh FAT!
Bork. Au. Bork bork. Auuuu au. Bork au bork.
Take Tanuki.
Season with partially ground black pepper corns and salt, insert toothpicks with cherry and pineapple on them.
Drizzle with honey.
Slow roast.
Delicious!
Fishes say, Auuuu
Tanukis say, Shitpost
Here is another Chinese online slang lesson.
Example: All web novel authors are sand sculpture chickens.
You can MTL it if you have to, because the MTL sites do it pretty well.
The praying hotpot catches the tanuki, while the soup ladle is behind
Okay hear me out. SI with cultivator knowledge in like 10,000 BC, accidentally causes basis for deities, accidentally creates monsters and demons, accidentally creates heaven and hell, accidentallies humanity
What I fuse two trashy genres, historical and cultivation, into some kind of historical cultivation story?
Honey nyut Biigohs
Mogu mogu mogu mogu, Mami-san lost her head.
*headpats for the kittytanuki*
It's not "Green Biigoh", it's Luibii. It's not "Purple Biigoh", it's Waluibii.
Honestly, Mami-san's theme song is like such a good piece of background music. -
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