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  • d.fish
    Ding! Congratulations on your isekai, please select (1) cheat;

    1. True Yinyin Yangyang Physique - You are extremely attractive to the same sex, bending what is straight into a curve.
    2. Fragrant Catnip Divine Physique - You are so attractive to catgirls, they NTR and even leave their home universe for you.
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    7. False Protagonist Physique - You are a Chinese with a System, an Average Japanese Highschool Student, and an American Homeless, with hotblood and balls. Luck not included.
    8. Immortal Ugly Bastard Physique - You awaken the innate abilities to travel to different worlds, hypnotize, and timestop, using them as easy as breathing. -100 Charisma.
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    9. Crossing Dressed Saint Physique - Your orientation hasn't changed, but you now look like those who attract you most, and attract both sexes.
    10. Greater Succubus Demonic Physique - You have a demonic body and an angelic face, +100 Charisma, can enter and manipulate dreams, have wings and tail, but you live off of male life force.
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    2. Fragrant Catnip Divine Physique - You are so attractive to catgirls, they NTR and even leave their home universe for you
    d.fish
    I saw this one Gestalt Post-Apocalypse world (w/ Resident Evil, Highschool of the Dead, Day After Tomorrow, Fallout, etc.) and the MC has a system that trades with merchants in other worlds, and those merchants are like, all stupid retarded idiots, like Aqua Konosuba, Danmachi Loki, Yorinobu 2077, Ash Pokemon, Elden Ranni, Hokage Tsunade, etc.
    d.fish
    "Master, please spare me! I had eyes and didn't recognize Mount Tai! I am wrong, I am really wrong, I beg you to be magnanimous and just let me loose like a fart! I am a poor man with an 80-year-old mother and a 3-year-old child at home. If you kill me, no one will aid my mother or feed my child. If you spare me, I will never offend you again! Please accept my 9 kowtows!"
    d.fish
    Like how in other places, you have genres like comedy or romance, here, you have something called "抗日神劇", directly translated as perhaps "Anti-Japanese Divine Drama", which you can probably guess is a WW2-ish wuxia-styled thing, where kids with slingshots beat soldiers and peasants knock planes out of the sky with rocks and bikes drift on trains, that kind of thing
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    That actually sounds hilarious
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    There are female main characters with visible plastic surgery, overabundance of food, using martial arts to defeat guns, heavy makeup on girls... the only reason why it's so prevalent is because Anti-Japanese war that happened before and during WW2 is very politically correct, and therefore gets a pass in most auditing/govt licensing
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    tsk tsk
    d.fish
    Think about it;

    Orochimaru -> drug addiction -> immortality, lots of kids, great prestige
    Tsunade -> gambling addiction -> everlasting youth, great prestige
    Jiraiya -> porn addiction -> died alone, porn author

    Moral of the story: don't jerk off, just gamble your savings away and do drugs
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    but then again, it makes sense, like, we saw more scenes where jiraiya taught random orphans than him teaching minato lmao
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    lol yeah
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    Liu Bei is treated like a savior-hero, but he's also the one who said battle brothers are like limbs, irreplaceable, but women are like clothes, to be used and tossed away, so who's really a hero hmph hmph
    d.fish
    Looking back, Fate/Stay Night was a miracle to have such low budget and make such a ero game with such good music and okay art
    d.fish
    ... and so Biigoh isekaied to anime Japan as a regular background character and decided, without any special skills or abilities, and with average background and family, to simply write light novels under the pseudonym 'Ai Rabu Rorita Bato Ai Rabu Regaru Rorita More'.
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    Lol. And then start a new wave of entertainment genre!
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    The worst thing is when the author tricks you into empathizing with a character, even inserting yourself as them as you read, and then the author makes the character do something utterly cringe
    d.fish
    This 善良天使？她是幕后黑手！is actually pretty good, despite, you know original setting, with superpowers + ghost world + highschool stuff
    d.fish
    It seems like there's basically three types of cheat systems, and usually they have a bias where they appear;

    god-given systems in japanese stuff that want a kind god
    narrative deus ex machina systems in english stuff where author don't brain so good
    higher civilization tech systems in chinese stuff to show factory affinity
    d.fish
    We isekai to the xianxia world for their immune to all poisons pills for the sole purpose of being able to drink cola before bed
    d.fish
    So Patrick Starr's chinese name translates as Pai Big Star, Squidward's chinese name translates as Squid Big Brother, and Squidward is often called "the male god of bikini bottom"
    d.fish
    Martial Tanuki Realms:

    Third rate tanuki, second rate tanuki, first rate tanuki, houtian (acquired) tanuki, xiantian (innate) tanuki, tanuki sect master, tanuki grandmaster, celetial tanuki, tanuki immortal, tanuki mystic immortal, tanuki true immortal, tanuki golden immortal... unlimited infinite chaos great achievement tanuki golden immortal of great dao
    d.fish
    "If you roll over here right now, kowtow and admit your mistake, I can spare your life!!"

    I feel like a lot of english readers scoff at this kind of line, but if you think about it, if you were just an average person put into such a situation, you would probably make like a Sato Kazuma and kowtow
    d.fish
    I always thought that the fullbring book of the end was a wonderful tool for villains in all sorts of settings, it's a pity that it doesn't get reused more, even kyoka suigetsu and that shitty fire sword gets used in stories more
    d.fish
    【The classic composition of the three protagonists——】

    【Me, my licking dog, my licking dog's licking dog.jpg】

    ... it's a picture of Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto
    d.fish
    Wait, so, like, The K2, 더 케이투, is literally "return of the soldier king" + "I became the bodyguard of the female boss", but where's the shitty chinese martial arts bullshit or the even shittier xianxia cultivation bullshit?
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