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  • d.fish
    I found this really nice "villain" wuxia story, it's not one of those "I'm just here for the harem" or those "I'm a retard murderhobo" or those "I'm a Chinese protagonist in disguise/with a villain label", it's actually a MC who acts out desires, does edgy evil shit with a purpose, and early stage it's like a bad cop in the secret service type story
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    You could tell by the name; 综武反派：反派系统，只要我够狠，就能天下无敌
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    For some reason, in modern wuxia, Japanese fighters are always only "jianhao" (sword exclusive ronin) or ninja

    While, Murong Fu (from Tianlong Babu) is always ridiculed for focusing on other martial arts instead of his family skill is "miraculous" for taking enemy attacks and returning it back to them

    While in wuxia, aikido doesn't exist
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    I get that it's a relatively modern martial art, considering Tianlong Babu takes place like 1100's, but it still feels like the Japanese are being treated awfully in wuxia, maybe racism idk

    Like, the few times Korea appears, like in 大唐雙龍傳, there's a peak level existence there

    Or even in 倚天屠龙记, the Persians have a "Become Superman" skill

    Hmm
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    hmmm speaking of persians, chinese-persian girls are so hot
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    Yesh... Very hawt
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    It seems like a lot of wuxia has a "demon dance", which is a seductive dance done by succubus-like evil path women, but it's supposed to be inspired by Liao/Yuan dynasty's mongol/nomad's captured female slave dancers, just like one of the more ubiquitous aphrodisiac/rape drug that can be translated as "mongolian sweat medicine" lmao
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    Husband Seducing Demon Dance?
    d.fish
    It's because the kanji for Sasuke is Zuo Zhu, which is supposed to be 'to help', but 'Zhu' is phonetically similar to the 'Zhu' of 'pillar', and 'two' as in 'er' is a meme term for stupid, so he's nicknamed 'Er Zhu' which is 'Two Pillars', so basically it's a nickname to say that he's an idiot
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    2nd pillar yes, along with the... Fillial son itachi
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    In the Jianghu, there are three types of people you shouldn't mess with; elders, women, and children.
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    Biigoh
    Only grown up guys?
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    The only lolibaba in wuxia jianghu is Tianshan Tonglao, almost a hundred years old, capable of regenerating back to youth every 30 years, basically an immortal cultivator's disciple in a martial artist world

    So yeah, only kill grown up dudes, because they're the least threatening
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    Tsk tsk...
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    I saw this guy with a small innovation on the "multiverse chatroom" idea, you know, well, one person had made a tweak like this before; basically the first one was MC joins a Multiverse Heroes chat, gets kicked, and then joins a Multiverse Villains chat, helps villains rape heroes, etc.

    This new one is more like how modern people are; MC has multiple chatrooms at the same time
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    d.fish
    It's more than that, it's like "Naruto Chatroom", "Slice of Life Chatroom", "Toriko Chatroom", etc. so it's like a different way of talking to, traversing to, etc. different characters/settings, while still from the comfort of your room like a hikineet loser, which is probably the most of the readers of this kind of story
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    Yeah. I can see it.
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    I kind of lost interest in it because it kind of got character bloat, as per usual
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    There was a shaolin soccer, but no one ever made a shaolin basketball... I think that would have been more fun to watch hmph hmph
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    Basketball...
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    One of my friends just made a basketball movie called wonderful youth, made me think of slam dunk anime lol
    d.fish
    A meme phrase that is used a lot is "I'll let you know why flowers are so red", which is an implication that I'm going to beat you so hard that you're going to bleed until you paint all the flowers in the garden with a coat of blood, originating from some piece of shit meme song, as some memes tend to do
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    Not a Alice in Wonderland meme?
    d.fish
    It's so annoying that some stories use "zhang" as a measurement for height, like "this monkey demon is grew to two zhang, like a moving mountain of muscle", like what does that even mean

    and then I realized foreign readers probably felt the same with shit like "inch" and "dozen"

    but zhang is 1.68 meters, which is like knuts and sickles

    but actually just average height maybe
    d.fish
    If you think about it, all people who are of the reborn from birth type of isekai are lolicons
    Please help me to get my account approved and i will pray to truck kun to isekai your ass, jokes aside, please do help me-i have been waiting for months now to get the email for verification.
    d.fish
    So China had this kind of pronouns chaos thing too before, and it was kind of political, but it was like 600 years ago during the Ming era, when monks used to call themselves 咱家 to represent indifference and inner peace, but was later gender appropriated by eunuchs to represent lack of sex/desire, so they say 咱家 in place of other pronouns

    Now it's a pronoun for eunuchs
    d.fish
    男子汉大丈夫，拿得起放得下

    therefore a manly man can give the dick and receive the dick
    d.fish
    wuxia fanfics are so annoying in how they have caocao tendencies, like the MCs always try to go for people's wives instead of young daughters wtf

    and them writers are always so weird like "you're too young, too inexperienced, and sometimes naive, that's why you like little girls, only when you understand do you know to like other people's married women"
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    Well... those married women are experienced... and is it not delicious NTR?
    d.fish
    I think the "I have unlimited clones in different settings in the multiverse" is kind of bad late game, because it's got a this infinite ramp; if we limit the clones to like, idk, 7 seats, so every time you need a new clone/setting, you need to kill an old one, it can work

    Like so;
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    Biigoh
    Umu umu! It ish very much soh!
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    But what if it's not a permanent end, but a disconnection from the chat? Ie a ban... Not death.
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Imagine you're a regular biigoh in a regular world; one day, you connect to seven other biigohs from supernatural, fantasy, or otherworldly settings, and gain their abilities, you can now kick nukes and eat stars, you gain the life you can only dream of, but then one day, the others decide you're not necessary and kick you out, you lose everything

    can you even go back? If you go back, can you even live on?
    d.fish
    In League of Legends, 一血 is First Blood, the first kill of the game. 一血 is also "virginity", so when you get First Blood in a match, you're taking that opponent's virginity.
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    But what if that first kill was on you? XD
    Biigoh
    Sauce of avatar is 37-38 of "Master: This rebellious disciple is definitely not the Holy Son"
    d.fish
    腿玩年，胸玩辈

    I can play with Tohsaka's legs for a year, but I can play with Matou's chest for a lifetime.
    d.fish
    It took me so long to figure out that the onomatopoeia "嘤嘤嘤", as a sound that girls make when they're pouting or acting cute in narrative, is supposed to mean they're doing a whiny sound lmao
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    "
    (｡·ˇ‸ˇ·｡)哼!都怪你 (`ȏ´) 也不哄哄人家(〃′o`)人家超想哭的，捶你胸口，大坏蛋!!!(￣^￣)ゞ咩QAQ捶你胸口你好讨厌!(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ要抱抱嘤嘤嘤哼，人家拿小拳拳捶你胸口!!!(｡· ^·̀｡)大坏蛋，打死你(つд⊂)
    "
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    Biigoh
    Lol
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