Because the story of Douluo Dalu has MC's wife die (and rez), MC's dad's wife die (and rez), MC's friends' mothers die (and not rez), the setting is sometimes called "Dead Wife Douluo World"
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You dodged the isekai truck, and it crashed into a river. A river god rises from the river and askes you,
"Did you lose this shabby truck with no isekai cheats, or did you drop this silver truck with this light novel level cheat, or did you drop this gold truck with this wish fulfillment level cheat into the river?"
So it's Wu-Tang, because Wu Dang, in Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, and in that story, and in most wuxia, "Shaolin" is often the strongest and an authority--kind of like the FBI or the Police--and it's also often an oppressive force, so
It's like, you see Ash beating Diantha, and you, and most of the audience, are like, well, a League Champion amounts to this much, and it's about time, and then Ash's Greninja gets wrecked by a fucking Charizard that probably hacked the game to have the ability Storm Drain, what bullshit is this?
Zacian's Chinese name Cangxiang sounds cuter. Besides, she's always written as the oneesama of the duo.
So anyway, "luo" in how they pronounce "Luo A Luo" (For League of Legends), the "luo" in "Douluo Dalu", can be used as in "I luo a cat" which is "I pet a cat" but it can also be "I luo a little" which is "I masturbate a little".
桀桀桀, said the villain
It's like, you make a fat Caesar? Fine. Fucking fine, whatever. Okay, FGO. Go do that. So why don't you make a fugly ass girl too? Only dudes? Hmph, baka.
If you think about it, Titanic is the story of NTR, from the perspective of the slut through netori.
It's kind of telling how there's so much "super aphrodisiac" in wuxia stories, used against beautiful girls, just for them to be saved by the male protagonist with sex.
There's this one fanon about Pokemon, where "every time Regigigas wants to sleep, it will create the three pillars (rock, steel, ice) to guard his bedroom, but every time he wakes up, he doesn't give a shit about them and just leaves like it's a one night stand", so there's Regirocks, Registeels, and Regices all over the world
God damn these Pokemon fanfics are dumb, like the protagonist holds off so long before being able to mega evolve, there's always this 'oh their bonds aren't deep enough' bullshit, and then the villains, who fucking steal their pokemon in the first place or make them with scifi torture shit, somehow just immediately shows up with mega tyranitars all over the place
So originally I really liked Volcano Princess, because you know, it's a princess maker kinda daughteru raising game, but she grows up and runs off with other people wtf why can't you marry your daughteru it's not fair I hate this game
Saw a "木叶：多子多福，忍界邪恶宇智波", where the MC tries to NTR everyone. He convinced Minato that he needs to become Hokage before confessing his love to Kushina, and made her disappointed with him hahahaha
wait, is there any specific cheat you want
Had another idea, with the interdimensional chat thing. Might use you as a character prospective again. Maybe use others too. Me same. Hm. Should be fine with that, right?
Madoka is 小圆, which as you know is Small Circle, which means her name at the start was already hinting at the Law of Cycles.
why nekopara's chinese name be 'cat lady paradise'
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Those Gacha stories are pretty "fast foody", you know, because there's no plot, just "favorite characters open chests", well, they usually call them "jars", but you know what I mean, right? "MC binds to a multiverse storefront and sells 'jars' to characters that readers like and they gamble gamble gamble" that kind of story
So "The Last of Us" was officially mistranslated in Chinese as "The Last of US", so Chinese audiences only know the series as "美国末日", or literally "American Apocalypse".
I mean, yeah, Douluo Dalu is trash writing, but it's still "good" and "real", you know, there's not really any "I can't touch this" kind of writing in there
Like most wuxia, I guess, I mean, these days, there's a lot more censorship, yes
Thirty tanuki river east, thirty tanuki river west, don't tanuki youths into poverty!
Danmachi power system has got to be one of the most worthless things ever. None of the numbers really matter and no one cares about them after each level, the big "level 1/2/3/whatever" only matter when the protagonist isn't there, the super special protagonist halo in the abilities is just a scaled down version of the OP JRPG cheat skills screen, and everyone's just arbitrary in power feats
I guess its sort of like if you isekaied to a slavic setting and named yourself Loliya or something
"I isekaied a hundred years ago to Bleach as a new soul in the shinigami academy and worked tirelessly day and night, and just became captain-level, just to find out my Fishy system was lazy and procrastinated onlt only awakened just now, and all it gives me are newbie level quests."
loli loli
No one really takes advantage of Shanghai's nickname as "Demon Capital", there's a lot of potential for storytelling there
If you think about it, King's power isn't that rare in Chinese novels, or just Chinese stories in general. "Face slapping" is basically having the King Engine roaring in the background all the time -
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