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Biigoh

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  • d.fish
    It's like, you know, I think, you could picture an asian Emperor Palpatine going like, you know, "Excellent, something something, dark side, something something, it has begun, something something, Opium War Part Three, something something, complete"
    d.fish
    I mean, the short videos do have some titles, but I'm not sure if they correspond with the actual series I'm talking about; comic "囤货时代", web novel "囤货主宰", audio "囤货主宰世界"... and apparently names and original work has been modified hm
    d.fish
    So there's this one web novel about the end of the world in ice, and the dude returned from dying once to redo, and made his apartment a shelter, and then the whole setting changed to like a x-men-like thing, where people have superpowers... it's trashy but kinda good, like the overall plot is shit, but you know, the drama is written well... like the gooder x-men stories
    d.fish
    *plays black lotus*
    *plays black lotus*
    *time walk, time walk, time walk*
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    Plays Black Lotus and then Black Lotus again
    Plays Pryomancer's Ascension
    Plays Lightning bolt twice for 6 damage and 2 tokens on Ascension.
    Plays Lightning bolt another two times for 12 damage
    d.fish
    In China, "操你妈" is the national phrase, the raised middle finger is the international greeting gesture, and "卧槽" are the words of culture.
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    d.fish
    So there's a singer named Liang Jingru, who made a song called 'Courage', so there's a meme here that goes like, "Who gave you the courage to do this? Liang Jingru?" whenever someone is like being ostentatious
    d.fish
    There is a saying, 'ten years of Taiji can't hurt anyone, one year of Baji will kill everyone', but eh, I don't believe in 'ancient martial arts of the mysterious east'
    d.fish
    There's such a weird meme about a domineering president/empress/god/whatever, and they say "男人，你成功引起了我的注意" or "女人，你成功引起了我的注意", as a kind of way of showing someone's personality as being chuuni and overbearing through a single line
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    How to show chuuni without saying chuuni
    d.fish
    one of these days, just you wait, it's totally gonna happen, like, for realsies, you know, for sure, gonna definitely wake up to a 'ding!'

    and then it's finally gonna be like, a string of notifications, like

    [you awakened the god-level sign-in system]
    [you awakened the strongest afk system]
    [you awakened the divine neet system]
    [you awakened...]
    [...]
    d.fish
    So actually, historically correct Three Kingdoms is not like Romance of the Three Kingdoms; Zhang Fei is the one who is idealistic, and Liu Bei is actually the outrageous one, but when writing the story, Luo Guanzhong, you can't have an asshole protagonist, so swapped their personalities around
    d.fish
    I think I'm kinda addicted to just listening to people read them books now, you know, the shitty villain in the city kind, it's gratifying and at the same time, it's like, lets me rest my eyes, you know
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    d.fish
    There's so much of that trashy shit on youtube, I love it

    just press play and then go workout to it hahahaha

    https://youtu.be/KiU1RtlKw3o like this one, for example

    ah, well

    it's just, you know, the feeling of "everything goes my way forever" kind of thing that's lacking irl lmao sigh cry
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    Audio book'ed Fishie
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    nevermind, these urban stories have too much "water", as in filler, they never kill their enemies, and keeps dragging it on and on, it's better to listen to some fanfic stories like https://youtu.be/uRhuMtZLbwE
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    d.fish
    Every Pokemon fanfic seems to like Solgaleo more, maybe because protagonist effect or just cuz it's the one Ash got, but I like Lunala more because it reminds me of Griffith as Femto, who is the true hero of the story, of course
    d.fish
    Top search query this week here was "The one that shouldn't have died has died, the one that should have died hasn't died" lmao

    there's also "heroes have short lives, villains live for a thousand years" hahahahahaaa
    d.fish
    The ferengi don't love money as much as the chinese, look at what they say, "kill one enemy we break even, kill two enemies we make profit"
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    恭喜发财 红包拿来
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    No red packets!
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    You know, there's another meme idiom online, like with real life lolis, "it starts with 3 years and goes all the way up to life" as in, you know, being locked up for doing it

    so there's a saying there, "3 years for one time is a profit"

    there it is! money again!!
    d.fish
    If you think about it, every wuxia protagonist has a tragic backstory, it's basically just chinese shakespeare
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    I mean, most of them, yes, have a lot of romantic interests, but usually don't end up with the one they love;

    xiaolongnu gets raped, everyone dies for zhang wuji, xiaoaojianghu has everyone get fucked except the asshole who betrayed his sect and helps rapists...
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    ... only like, the son goku like protagonist guo jing gets the girl and a happy ending

    but then in the next book the entire family dies to the siege of mongols
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    Romance can only lead to tragic
    d.fish
    why people still add me to follow wtf
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    I'm still getting faves on FFnet... sooo
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    d.fish
    lmao I haven't even opened the email linked to that account in years
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    d.fish
    lol this pokemon story

    Domineering Eldest Sister Eevee is kinda normal, even though she has a simulation system plus arceus-ability

    but then there's a Kedabra with a Maito Gai template and can't use any psychic type moves, a Magikarp who ate a Devil Fruit Fish-Fish, Model: Seiryu and can't swim... a sister Ralts who sleeps with their owner...
    d.fish
    Finally found a Chinese fanfic of Cyberpunk that actually has the time line set right, with David dying in 2076, Lucy joining the squad at 2074, etc... you know, instead of everything happening in 2077
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    which makes sense.
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    d.fish
    but most people who write CP don't actually do any research; they think china is a world power, they put everything in 2077, they don't look at RED or 2020, they are still racist against japanesee
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