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closetclopper
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closetclopper

I trust you know where the happy button is?, 29

TFW when I take a seat on a bus in Japan, only to look around and see that everyone else's faces are pixelated: Jul 5, 2020

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    1. Coily boi
      Coily boi
      Yo are you ever going to un-kill that pokemon quest? Because it's good shit. The people(that is, just me) want more!
      1. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        It definitely isn't dead forever, but I'm in a bit of a writing slump at the moment, and I've got other incomplete stuff that I want to get back to as well. No promises on how long it'll take, but I will get back to it eventually. Glad you enjoyed it!
        Oct 11, 2020
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    2. Malcanthet
      Malcanthet
      *Shyly Attempts Surprise Spidery Cuddles.* Things going ok for you?
      1. giodan and closetclopper like this.
      2. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        *Incredibly awkward, shy reciprocal cuddles*

        Yep! Things are pretty great, actually. Um, any particular reason you ask, or are you just, uh, doing the rounds, so to speak?
        Jul 5, 2020
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      3. Malcanthet
        Malcanthet
        Sort of doing the rounds. That and giving cuddles, nuzzles and snuggles as I deem fit :::3
        Jul 5, 2020
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    3. closetclopper
      closetclopper
      TFW when I take a seat on a bus in Japan, only to look around and see that everyone else's faces are pixelated:
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      3. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        Ara ara, Imabot-san...are you sure that doesn't say more about yourself than about me? Ohohohoho!
        Jul 5, 2020
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      4. Imabot
        Imabot
        That I'm perfect material for generic dense harem protagonist?
        Jul 5, 2020
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      5. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        I'd love to watch the generic harem show where the protagonist confuses fear for arousal as a character trait. Now THAT'd shake up a stale genre!
        Jul 5, 2020
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    4. Imabot
      Imabot
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      2. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        No one expects the slack, inconsistent, year-and-a-half-late inquisition!
        Dec 25, 2019
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      3. Imabot
        Imabot
        Oh. And Return of Sayaka avie. Sign of good things to come.
        Dec 25, 2019
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      4. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        Yeah, going full classic mode, including lookitmuhboobs Sayaka.
        Dec 25, 2019
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    5. closetclopper
      closetclopper
      Christmas Eve here in Oz, and for once I'm not spending it lonely! Still hanging with my ero nakama on here, though. Merry Christmas, all!
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      2. giodan
        giodan
        Buon Natale from italy!!!
        Dec 25, 2019
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    6. Imabot
      Imabot
      Do you think your writing is like that one done by a virgin 40 year old man? :V
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      2. Imabot
        Imabot
        Niche and not realistic is good too. You definitely deserve some more notice on QQ.
        Nov 22, 2019
      3. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        Thanks! Right now I seem to be on one of my muse-droughts, though, and combined with a hectic Christmas-period work schedule I haven't done much lately. Hard to be noticed when I'm not producing anything.
        Nov 22, 2019
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      4. Imabot
        Imabot
        It happens. Once things settle down enough, I hope your muses will move their lazy asses.
        Nov 23, 2019
    7. ActiveMars828
      ActiveMars828
      So what’s happening with The Alternate Ending of Sayaka Miki?
      1. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        I have tentative plans to continue it, but I've been writing quite a lot of other, smaller projects recently, and I don't want to restart it only for it to immediately die again, so I wanna make sure I have the time commitment and inspiration to continue it. When it does return, though, hoo boy, the long-awaited next update will be a doozy.
        Oct 24, 2019
      2. Imabot
        Imabot
        Oh you tease. :P
        Oct 24, 2019
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    8. Imabot
      Imabot
      !. Who are you and what did you do with Sayak-closetclopper?
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      2. Imabot
        Imabot
        I haven't watched anime she's from. But I'm interested to have some insight into your mind so I think I'll give it watch. What's the title?
        Sep 22, 2019
      3. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        'Oh Maidens in Your Savage Season.' It's a raunchy, twelve episode comedy that just finished airing the other day. As well as being hilarious and cute it's refreshingly sex-positive and progressive for an anime, which isn't all that surprising given it's a Mari Okada production. If you do check it out, let me know, because I really want someone to gush about this series with!
        Sep 22, 2019
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      4. Imabot
        Imabot
        Oh that anime. It's on my list to binge watch, but I didn't get to it yet.
        Sep 22, 2019
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    9. giodan
      giodan
      Just read Alternate Ending of Sayaka Miki and is great!!!! That is how a quest sholud be!!! I hope you will continue soon! But were you live? I am italian!
      1. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        Thanks! I'm in Australia. I really, REALLY want to continue Alternate Ending some day, but for now I'm not even keeping up a decent writing pace on my current quest. So it might be a long wait, but I will definitely get back to Alternate Ending at some point, because I've already got an ending in mind that I'm super keen to write.
        Jun 16, 2019
    10. PBWanderer
      PBWanderer
      Heya. I'm a writer for a Pokémon smut quest myself, and I just wanted to say that you were doing an absolutely fantastic job. Your QM instincts are great! Please come back whenever you can!
      1. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        Mar 7, 2019
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    11. closetclopper
      closetclopper
      I'm super sorry about the delays, guys; there's a heatwave here in Oz and it's impossible to bring myself to write.
      1. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        My friend's kid was hospitalized, having the computer on makes the room into a sauna, there's mosquitoes everywhere and I'm constantly cranky and irritable because it's pretty much impossible to sleep.
        Jan 21, 2019
      2. Imabot
        Imabot
        I didn't know you are from Oz. A mid summer season must be a real hell. Watch out for your health and take your time.
        Jan 21, 2019
    12. closetclopper
      closetclopper
      Who's Training Who? update might be another few days. Got a pretty bad cold or flu or something.
      1. 24caratcoal
        24caratcoal
        Drink plenty of fluids and don’t shy away from going to the doctor if it gets to bad. Believe me when I say flus are dangerous even when you’re a normally healthy person if you can’t stay hydrated.
        Jan 15, 2019
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      2. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        Take as much time as you need.
        Jan 15, 2019
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    13. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      Glad to see you're back around. Got worried for a bit.
      1. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        I haven't really been away, I've just done that thing I swore I'd never do and semi-abandoned my quest. Still keeping an eye on the forums, and hoping the right combination of free time, motivation and inspiration will come along that I can get back to it again.
        Oct 12, 2018
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      2. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        Just got worried when I saw that you didn't have any recent activity on your profile.
        Oct 12, 2018
    14. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      Gasp! How could you try to eat Best Witch?!
    15. closetclopper
      closetclopper
      If anyone's worried about The Alternate Ending of Sayaka Miki slowing down, it's only 'cause the next update is going to be really long.
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      2. closetclopper
        closetclopper
        I wrote just over 2k words this weekend alone, and that's maybe a third of the planned content.
        Jul 16, 2018
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    16. guisniperman
      guisniperman
      Sorry for the trouble thanks pepperjack!
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      2. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        If by "PM" you mean *public* message, sure. Very public, as recent profile posts appear on the front page, visible even to non-members.
        Jul 2, 2018
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      3. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        For private conversation, you want what the forum software calls Conversations. There should be an Inbox dropdown somewhere at the top of your screen with a "Start a New Conversation" option; there should also be a "Start a New Conversation" link available in the little pop-up that appears when you click on a user's name.
        Jul 2, 2018
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    17. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      I'm kind of worried about you. Let me know when you come back to QQ.
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    *Sigh* On-hold NSFW quest: The Alternate Ending of Sayaka Miki! Help blueberry survive a world of magic, adventure, and lewdness while overcoming crippling self-identity issues!

    On-hold NSFW quest: Who's Training Who? A Pokemon Adventure! Guide a young girl on her first ever Pokemon journey: will Annette become a great trainer...or a plaything for her own Pokemon?