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Tanyagane is going to unlock her Super Special Uma Power at some point. However instead of something normal like ignoring fatigue, going faster, or making everyone else worse she gets straight up Shadow the Hedgehog style Chaos Control.
Right in the middle of a race she just shouts “Death to...
As soon as Trainer (and the regulatory body of the races) understand her true durability the “Shirogane Everywhere” system will be unlocked. 7/10 races will have Shirogane there, racing, less than a full week apart.
She’s not crazy she’s just… Differently sane.
Everything she thinks and does makes perfect sense, in a context that isn’t applicable in her current circumstances.
You ever wonder if the rate of kemonomimi characters based on a certain animal type might be inversely proportional to the amount people are actually having sex with that kind of animal? We never had Umamusume before people that knew about Mr.Hands grew up.
End of her First year Shiro will likely have placed in a double digit number of races, and have won several. By comparison other Uma may have run double digit races at the end of their first year. Most will be somewhere in the 5-7 range.
She started earlier than most and is running about two...
You have it backwards. She's going to remove her limiters by putting more weight on. Everyone knows she's serious when she puts on a 70kg backpack in the gate.
The original goes ABAB ABCC, and I'd already done the work of changing the first 2Bs and didn't want to figure out an -ay ending for a start of things. And since it's lyrics being able to match the cadence matters more imo. Especially since the second verse already breaks the pattern with line...
Well, I did it. It only took ten minutes of actual work to produce this evil. If something like this happens it's when Shirogane is recruiting for a post-school team of similarly intimidating frontrunners.
Another thing to note is that, while their relationships are somewhat fucked up, her pals are in fact trying to help her even at their worst. Take the SLS situation as an example, sure they start off saying to just kill them, but as soon as Motoko says she definitely doesn’t want to they’re...