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NightDranzer
- Birthday
- Oct 28, 1991 (Age: 33)
- Location
- Dorado, Puerto Rico
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- Manager at an IT Consulting Firm
Signature
| "If I had a Jirachi I'd wish for a Celebi." - Saphroneth | "Bitch, my tits are calm. The left one is named Sitthartha Buddha and the right one is Vardhamana Mahavira and, together, they are lactating a veritable font of peace and understanding. Its the rest of me that is pissed." - Hectonkhyres | "Well, they aren't murdered so they're fine right? Oh they were murdered? Whoops? I guess sometimes accidents happen to people who were asking for it." - Stratagemini | "Barfing is not an acceptable means of chatting with strangers" - Yeomanaxel | "Sir Isaac Newton may be the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space, but John von Neumann is the logistics officer that eats your problems and turns them into kit." - nocarename | "It's always an awkward thing when a witch hunt finds witches, ain't it?" - Pooka | "Well, once you've met the creator-god of your universe, watched it get bitch-slapped around a little, and then have to stop it from annihilating a town by retroactively erasing the event that caused it to become enraged in the first place, your weird-shit-O-meter is sort of permanently recalibrated." - TheEyes | "There's tempting fate, and then there is slapping Murphy across the face with a herring and shouting to the world he doesn't have the guts." - Nikas | "Why would you ever steal candy from a child?" - Jamie Roberts | "I can't punch you through the internet, but please know that it's not for a lack of trying." - Sh33p | "You were dumb on the internet. That has consequences." - Firehawk242 | "Well if you're already gonna fuck a seven-foot tall raptor, you may as well go the full mile and fuck an 800-pound turtle." - RandomGuy96 | "Welcome to Earth, where mass hysteria and rationality hate bang on the regular to produce modern society." - Cambion | "Now...there's 'politically incorrect', there's 'racist', and, as we've just discovered, there is apparently 'even the Ku Klux Klan thinks you're being unfair and is pretending not to know you'." - Pooka | "There's specific guidelines for Kosher slaughter and a landmine is unlikely to follow them." - Galorian | "Camelot could have been saved if Arthur simply just Fucked. The Damned. Squirrel." - tyrantisterror | "You went full Umbrella, man. Never go full Umbrella." - Doctor Fluffy | "Someone call 911, we got a major burn victim here." "Fuck 911, someone call a theoretical physicist to study this reaction because that was hours ago and my ass is still on fire." - Harry Leferts & Darklyre | "Shut down the beam, Put ze pony in ze Detector!! Lets win some Nobel prizes" - Wetapunga | "Welcome to Earth, where we use flamers to light our cigars, power armors to open our beer kegs, and call a night of drunken shooting ended by blowing up mini-nukes to be the best way to get into your girl's pants." - Barricade | "The Nintendo Gameboy has prevented more teen pregnancies than any contraceptive device." - Kamui4356 | "The power of anime tiddies from Genshin Impact did more for China's soft power in one year than 70 years of communism did for Russia." - Darth Grunt | "There's also the fact Zeus could very well be the poster-god for "Instructions unclear: dick stuck in ceiling fan"" - yukicrewger2 | "Fucking Greek Gods. They don't have a family tree, they have a family tumbleweed." - Nervaqus987 | "Law is Justice's abusive boyfriend. He says he loves her, but he just keeps cheating on her every time he sees a pretty political agenda walk by." - Just a Dude | "Mystery was clubbed to death by Curiosity, and Challenge took one look at the preternaturally prescient armada before heading the other way fast enough to start redshifting." - Ryss | "Heh. Let's face it, despite what some people will claim, a lot of mankind's greatest achievements, particularly in the field of medicine, involved telling nature where to stick it." - Weaver | "For the love of all that's Vodka, please don't let these chucklefucks find a farm!" - Dawn Gazer | "It's really sad when you can say "Kid, you'd have made a better plan if you'd read more shitty Harry Potter fanfic first." and actually be correct." - cliffc999 | "Nonono, you have it all wrong. English has always been the greatest language, but not because of some supremacy malarkey. It is simply the logical conclusion when several languages do a Voltron gatai into the Super Tengen Toppa English Motherfucker Do You Speak It." - FormerlyARandomLurker | "I swear by Arceus' saggy buttocks, if this has something to do with someone in jail yet again, I'm gonna zap a guy," "I will have you know that my godly glutes are more than sufficiently firm, and that I go to the gym five times a week, thank you very much!" - Vinylshadow & AceAmir | "How the FUCK do you become such a fucking asshat that when you get kicked in the dick, other men sympathize with the kicker?" - Pingas Plight
