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Cambrian
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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

Started a new original novel, please check it out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/the-soul-engine-original-fantasy.23829/ Sep 11, 2023

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      Have you seen this one?

      e-girls -> i-ladies

      i lay deez nuts on your face
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    2. Fitsdreia
      Fitsdreia
      You know, i was reading your story "a determined man's travels" and realized something... Camelot Singularity is the reason the saberverse exists, you know the one where (iirc) mystery heroine X comes from? That was created by shirou and lancer offspring... just made sense to me, what do you think?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I think I dunno nearly as much about the Nasuverse/Fate as I probably should given how much I write for the setting/settings :P All I can really say is that if it makes sense to you, it probably makes sense to me!
        Oct 2, 2023 at 5:00 AM
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    3. Sebine
      Sebine
      I hear you got cunted in the punt off fanfic
      And now I wanna read all your shit

      So.
      Where is it all, besides here?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Hentai-Foundry. Just have to have an account and know how to set up HF's content filters to be able to see all my work because they hide some stuff by default
        Oct 1, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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      3. Sebine
        Sebine
        because they hide some stuff by default


        Why.
        That's so dumb.
        Oct 2, 2023 at 3:20 AM
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        For liability reasons I guess? They stick the weird kinks behind the content filters and if you want to see them you can see them, but nobody will 'accidentally' see them, basically. But yeah, its lame
        Oct 2, 2023 at 4:34 AM
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    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      You know, that fantasy setting with the crystal walls around the world seems interesting because it's a plausible thing, like, there's planets that don't orbit stars so their outer atmosphere is frozen like a shell, but the planet core provides enough heat (before it burns out) so that there's still stuff that isn't frozen underneath, and it's like they'll never know there's a whole universe outside
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      2. Fitsdreia
        Fitsdreia
        First, wasn't a moon of saturn iirc predicted to be able to be like that? Secondly, in case you dont know thats similar to dnd crystal spheres but with a different explication. And thirdly, what setting is that? Because it sounds interesting.
        Oct 2, 2023 at 4:47 AM
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    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      not enough holiday events in fantasy worlds/space, now that I think about it, like even in baldur's gate, there's often a lack of progression of time or something, because you know, I guess, the mechanics of this type of game is that events are triggered, so, hm, I don't know, hm, but then again, wow had holiday events, but idk, not that great
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        well, I guesss
        Sep 30, 2023 at 4:05 AM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Sep 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        I guess I can understand Starfield lacking these things, but BG3 kinda... hmm, but on the other hand, there were a lot of sets in the setting that felt festive.
        Sep 30, 2023 at 4:35 AM
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      I guess I prefer scifi settings that masquerade as fantasy settings more. The reveal is always something of a delight, but rarely pulled off right. Hard scifi just reminds me that we're not there yet irl. :(
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      wassup
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        sand worms, light sabers, psykers, alien booba... you know what I mean lol
        Sep 23, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Well the alien wild life is pretty intense, so sand worms are covered. And the psykers stuff is also in the game. There's canonical mind control in fact, plus magic space powers you get from the main quest.

        The alien booba IS lacking tho, admittedly.
        Sep 23, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        also death stars!

        but alas, it would be an awesome game if it came out in 2011
        Sep 23, 2023
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    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      Why there so many "BigBussy", "BrokenBussy", "BussyButcher" and the like in Classic Hardcore WoW?
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        no way
        Sep 19, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Because there's a portion of Gen Z that was raised on WoW by their parents using them as mining and herbing bots who have now grown up and are in their twenties. And they're playing Classic Hardcore despite original Classic coming out when they were 8-10
        Sep 19, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        ... and they happen to all like bussy now because that's all they know?
        Sep 19, 2023
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      JRPG=W/Friendship we can kill God, WRPG=Git im bois, he stole muh job, broke into muh house, and stole muh poop sandwich

      so

      Western Japanese RPG should=With the power of Friendship, we can kill the God who broke into my house and stole my poop sandwich!!!
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      YO LISTEN UP HERE'S THE STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS BLUE
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    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's like, Miles has a great grade in AP physics, right? And he's a superhero, right? And he's dealt with shit that break spacetime before, right? So wouldn't he know not to laugh at someone with spatial powers? I mean, judging someone by what they look like, look, Spot is... it's just, Miles isn't that good looking either, you know? I just, come on, he shits holes in space like a paratrooper makes hersey's kisses
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    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's funny that there's actually a seidr cider
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        huehuehue
        Sep 15, 2023
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    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      "Hello everyone, actually, I am an isekai. That's right, I have a cheat system. It's the Strongest Ultimate Best Good Boy Writer System. As long as you subscribe and follow me on every platform, you know, patreon and onlyfans and stuff, and buy all my merch, you too can get rewards from my cheat system, such as, uh, a Nigerian Prince's bank account."
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    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      On the important topic of BOOBA, it seems like Hestia was animated by someone with no BOOBA from the way she brushes her teeth back straight and all
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    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      i feel like over time, i like booba more and more
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Booba are great. Always have been, always will be~
        Sep 11, 2023
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      All those people laughing at the guy saying you can't land on gas giant, but I thought it was not entirely "gas" more like it grows denser as you go deeper, so you could probably land on it, though it'd just be like landing in a thick slurry that gets thicker as you go deeper, though I guess Starfield devs too shit so the game probably can't render that
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah Bethesda should have made it possible and you just die lmao. But then the naysayers would cry about why would Bethesda allow it if it just kills you, pfft
        Sep 10, 2023
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      4. Scygnus
        Scygnus
        The planet of Arcadia is, I'm pretty sure, a gas giant. Because that's how it works- middle sky is habitable, but deep sky is extremely deadly with nothing but an ocean of boiling mud at the bottom. Possibly only habitable because Magic Moons, but still.
        Sep 10, 2023
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      5. Milkers99
        Milkers99
        double dog dare you to land on a gas giant xd
        Sep 11, 2023
    18. Shikatsu
      Shikatsu
      I noticed you’re no longer on fanfiction.net Apparently the prudes caught on. It’s thanks to you I even know about this site. So thanks.
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    19. Testerx900
      Testerx900
      Hey regarding your stories 'The Arena' or 'Experience Matters' was there a cyoa outline for the choices you were making or did you come up with those on your own? If there is an outline could you share it? Will you be continuing either story?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I came up with those on my own, though The Arena was inspired by 5th edition D&D mechanics.

        Experience Matters' entire system was made up on the fly and held together with gum and shoestring. What you see in the Quest Thread is basically everything, I had zero private notes for that one.

        But no, those two quests are very much dead.
        Sep 7, 2023
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      3. Testerx900
        Testerx900
        Thanks for answering
        Sep 7, 2023
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    20. Lazy_Blackberry
      Lazy_Blackberry
      Cambrian, what's your discord link?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I don't have a personal discord, but this is the discord I hangout on and have my own category in called "Pimperor's Palace"

        https://discord.gg/wd3tUYWVCd
        Sep 6, 2023
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    21. BardOfBabes
      BardOfBabes
      This is a long shot but stumbled onto 'Quoth the Raven and I'm desperate for more. Any chance you currently do commissions?
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Unfortunately not taking any new commissions at the moment. Also don't usually let people continue other people's commissions so even if I was taking new commissions, you'd probably be out of luck on the Quoth the Raven front.
        Sep 3, 2023
      2. BardOfBabes
        BardOfBabes
        Fair enough, thanks for the answer.
        Sep 3, 2023
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      "let him cook" "fr fr fr" "ah-ha, he cooked you"
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      "The Main Character is the Villain" is such a fun manhwa, I always get a laugh whenever there's an update
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I've been reading a novel on Royalroad called "The Villainess is an SS+ Rank Adventurer" and it's also super funny and super great.
        Sep 1, 2023
      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        it's comedy pornhwa
        Sep 1, 2023
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      5. UnderscoreUnderscoreUnderscore
        UnderscoreUnderscoreUnderscore
        Cambrian
        The published version is out and also on SB and SV.
        Sep 3, 2023
    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      not sure if want to write male protagonist or female protagonist
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I'm writing male protagonist in my new free write. It's an Original Fantasy novel called 'The Soul Engine' :D

        Took some inspiration from BG3 for this story, plus inspiration from a bunch of other settings as well. Should be fun and I hope people like it lol...
        Aug 30, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        so you're finally getting around to doing original stories huh

        sniff, he's all grown up
        Aug 30, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        This'll only be my second original novel yep. First one was Breaking Providence
        Aug 30, 2023
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      Larian will probably patch BG3 for a year and a half, and it'll be really good by then...
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        It's just the things SF promises are the same thing Star Citizen promises, and, well, Star Citizen Star Citizens.
        Aug 25, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Maybe it's part of experiencing too many disappointments, but it's so hard to be hopeful for this kind of thing. Like, I'm at the point like if it were to also include a pay to spin gacha for harem girls, I'd be more hopeful for SF than less

        not to knock Skyrim, but it wasn't the devs who made it what it is but the community
        Aug 25, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Maybe you're right. I just don't want to believe lol. Potential is a rarely fulfilled thing in the games industry. It never just appears out of nowhere... but no one believes in games if they show an ugly side in early access.

        Seriously, this hobby is just
        Aug 25, 2023
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      Like, it'd be something special to take part in the later parts of the drizzt stories, especially the one where menzoberranzan siege that dwarf fortress, but with more factions involved, with more motives and interests, and a lot of stuff happening in the background, and a lot more sexy companions
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        sure it might offend the nerds who spaz about canon, but no one cares about them
        Aug 23, 2023
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      They should do a crpg that lets you go visit menzoberranzan, mithril hall, icewind dale o wait, there is an icewind dale one and it's kind too old
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    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      There are just not enough force users using the force to pinch a nipple in secret while in public.
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yus, Force Molestation is hawt
        Aug 22, 2023
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      2. Passing Pinecone
        Passing Pinecone
        Why would you even bother spending years meditating on the universe-spanning field of energy if you couldn't use it to grope or spank someone's butt from across the room?
        Aug 22, 2023
    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      "The Gray Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... perfectly natural, albeit lewd."
    30. Aspen28570
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        lol nice. Though also all of my stuff on FF was already posted here and on HF as well tbh, plus more. FF was already a backup archive where I was posting my backlog of HF and QQ content xD
        Aug 21, 2023
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