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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

My subreddit hit 500 members last night. Made a meme =] https://i.imgflip.com/73hgvc.jpg Dec 7, 2022 at 4:12 PM

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1. Cambrian
  My subreddit hit 500 members last night. Made a meme =] https://i.imgflip.com/73hgvc.jpg
  
  Dec 7, 2022 at 4:12 PM
2. d.fish
  Black Adam was okay.
  
  Dec 3, 2022 at 7:21 PM
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  2. Cambrian
    Pretty much yeah xD
    
    Dec 3, 2022 at 7:29 PM
    
    d.fish likes this.
  3. Alaabalanalah
    but morbius was better
    
    Dec 3, 2022 at 11:07 PM
3. BROCKLESNER
  Cambrian, Why can't I pm(private message) you on "Fanfiction.Net"?
  
  Nov 25, 2022
  2. Cambrian
    I have PMs on FF turned off because I wasn't getting any worthwhile communication there, just a bunch of beggars asking for me to write their ideas lol.
    
    Nov 25, 2022
    
    d.fish and Smol Duck like this.
4. BROCKLESNER
  For/In "The Sleeping Dragon", Can someone please tell me who exactly "Issei Hyoudou" is Romantically Paired With?
  
  Nov 25, 2022
  2. Cambrian
    Everyone, its a harem fic. Though recently its Gabriel who's become Issei's main squeeze
    
    Nov 25, 2022
5. d.fish
  AI drawing smut now, AI written smut tomorrow
  
  Nov 18, 2022
  1. Mr. Dyeus, xCocacinax, Grosstoad and 1 other person like this.
  2. Cambrian
    ikr? gonna be out of a job soon v.v
    
    Nov 18, 2022
    
    Mr. Dyeus, Grosstoad and d.fish like this.
  3. Grosstoad
    My lotus eater paradise is coming soon...
    
    Nov 18, 2022
    
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6. d.fish
  Homelander did nothing wrong.
  
  Nov 15, 2022
7. d.fish
  Meme language changes. Shit doesn't even make sense. Fucking kids.
  
  "You have shit taste" -> "You display rather mid preferences in anime"
  
  Nov 14, 2022
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8. d.fish
  I'm not gonna watch House of Dragons
  
  Nov 11, 2022
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  2. Cambrian
    I might pick it up later but for now I'm just not that interested. Happy that Matt Smith is doing well for himself though
    
    Nov 11, 2022
    
    ShadowNic94, Rikov and d.fish like this.
  3. d.fish
    I thought it was gonna rings of power or the witcher, but it didn't. But still don't wanna watch it...
    
    Nov 11, 2022
    
    Cambrian and Rikov like this.
  4. Rikov
    ill buy it on dvd like 5 years from now when its all said and done. it real good from the clips ive seen but i got like 16 different shows to chew through and no real hurry to do it
    
    Nov 12, 2022
    
    Silvis, Mr. Dyeus and Cambrian like this.
9. Draegoon
  Cheese
  
  Nov 11, 2022
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  2. Draegoon
    *slams a chunk of cheese on a table
    
    Nov 11, 2022
    
    Marethyu, Rikov, Milkers99 and 1 other person like this.
10. d.fish
  John Wick 4.
  
  Nov 10, 2022
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  3. d.fish
    His wife's back, apparently, according to the trailer?
    
    Nov 10, 2022
    
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  4. Cambrian
    I dunno about that, I think she's still dead. But apparently he comes from a big ole assassin family that may or may not be extinct and they have a seat at the assassin table or something. I'll be honest, I think I only ever saw John Wick 1 lol
    
    Nov 10, 2022
    
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  5. d.fish
    haahaahaa
    
    Nov 10, 2022
11. d.fish
  Game developers are pretty impressive considering they keep single-handedly bringing us newer and better jiggle physics.
  
  Nov 6, 2022
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  3. Nicodemus
    That’s the joke fishy... they don't pay for live models to come over. ‍
    
    Nov 7, 2022
    
    Mr. Dyeus, Marethyu, Azrel_Razgriz and 3 others like this.
  4. Rikov
    ...hol up
    
    Nov 7, 2022
    
    Marethyu, Nicodemus, d.fish and 1 other person like this.
  5. d.fish
    waitaminute
    
    Nov 7, 2022
    
    Marethyu, Nicodemus, Rikov and 1 other person like this.
12. d.fish
  "A good soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. Pegging."
  
  Nov 5, 2022
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13. Oreo Kitten
  Hey Cambrian, do you have a discord server where people can just discuss your novels, and get specific recommendations from people, and just communicate/have fun? I saw the different community links on your FFnet profile and was just curious about if a discord server existed.
  
  Nov 4, 2022
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  2. Cambrian
    Heya, no discord of my own, but I do have an exclusive channel called Pimperor's Throne in the Shiro's Gaming Omniverse discord and a role called "Cult of the Pimperor" That you can pick up to be pinged by me day in and day out in that discord. Here's a link: https://discord.gg/wd3tUYWVCd
    
    Nov 5, 2022
    
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14. d.fish
  Someone told me that the Witcher showrunner wanted to turn Roach's funeral into a meta joke that even MCU wouldn't do, and that was just one of the many reasons why Henry Cavill isn't staying as Geralt. Is this the state of modern screenwriting...?
  
  Nov 1, 2022
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15. d.fish
  I'm kind of sure Duran Duran didn't know what the lyrics of The Reflex meant when they sang it, but something about that one line, 'FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX' really vibes with what people do these days.
  
  Oct 31, 2022
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16. d.fish
  When simultaneously low income and low in cum.
  
  Oct 31, 2022
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  2. Nicodemus
    Deepfried Fish here calling out everyone the day before NNN.
    
    Oct 31, 2022
    
    Marethyu, Rikov, Cambrian and 1 other person like this.
17. d.fish
  Old enough to catch pokemon, old enough to catch these hands.
  
  Oct 26, 2022
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18. Cambrian
  Black Adam was neither great nor awful. It was exactly what I expected going in. Dunno why one review called it "anti-entertainment" tho.
  
  Oct 24, 2022
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19. d.fish
  "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
  "I'm from hell."
  "No wonder you're so hot."
  "Only one part of hell is burning at a time."
  "So that's why you're so cool too."
  
  Oct 24, 2022
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  2. Alaabalanalah
    "Okay, I lost. Just fuck me and go."
    
    Oct 24, 2022
    
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20. d.fish
  I'm not orcist, but I don't like those greenskins. Always dakka this or wagh that, like they aren't faking the moon landing. That's what the media wants you to think. Never trust games workshop.
  
  Oct 24, 2022
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  2. Alaabalanalah
    but but but they have big, warty cocks!!!!
    
    Oct 24, 2022
    
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  3. d.fish
    gross
    
    Oct 24, 2022
    
    Rikov and Cambrian like this.
  4. Rikov
    grow one in bathtub like chia pet.
    
    Oct 24, 2022
    
    DeklerFiles and Cambrian like this.
21. d.fish
  Few people realize Key and Peele were the two guys in Weird Al's White and Nerdy MV.
  
  Oct 23, 2022
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  2. Cambrian
    I'm so excited for the Weird Al movie on Nov 4th, omfg it looks so good and so funny
    
    Oct 23, 2022
    
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22. d.fish
  *casually eats more cheesewheels than the gross annual produce of the entire province of Skyrim*
  
  "I can take you."
  
  Oct 20, 2022
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  2. Milkers99
    *Prepares to eat an entire harvest of vegetables*
    
    "Never should have come here."
    
    Oct 20, 2022
    
    Marethyu, Rikov, d.fish and 1 other person like this.
  3. Rikov
    *eats an entire duped stack of jarrin root*
    
    "Bond names the james-" *fucking dies*
    
    Oct 24, 2022
    
    Marethyu and Milkers99 like this.
23. d.fish
  It's weird that some things in WoW are more of a meme in Chinese internet than English internet. Like the phrase, "Orcs will never be slaves, but..." you know where it's from, but it's played upon a lot more in other languages. Well, part of it is because no one in English internet plays WoW, but that's besides the point.
  
  Oct 19, 2022
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  2. d.fish
    I saw a couple memes like "Orcs will never be slaves, unless you also give free health care and dental!" and "Orcs will never be slaves, but if you give food, then we can negotiate!" and "Orcs will never be slaves, however if it is BDSM slaves..."
    
    Oct 19, 2022
    
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  3. d.fish
    All I can say is... the standards of the Horde has really fallen.
    
    Oct 19, 2022
    
    sagemo and Cambrian like this.
  4. d.fish
    Or risen.
    
    Oct 19, 2022
    
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24. d.fish
  When we discover aliens, they will not be hot and bangable.
  
  Oct 11, 2022
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25. d.fish
  Every Isekai protagonist first reincarnates as Harambe, gets shot, and then goes to their actual destination. They just never remember it.
  
  Oct 10, 2022
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26. d.fish
  All the OW2 team did was take a whole year to make a 9 min video about an anime girl, while the game is still the same as OW1... and the video just hits the emotional beats of Turning Red
  
  Oct 9, 2022
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  3. d.fish
    you'd think so, but all the OW porn I've seen in these past five years have been subparrr
    
    Oct 9, 2022
    
    Some_Dick and Cambrian like this.
  4. Cambrian
    There's been a few animations I've liked a lot. It's always gonna be 90% trash, 10% gold when it comes to porn tbf. Just like fanfiction
    
    Oct 9, 2022
    
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  5. d.fish
    feels like 2% good, tbh but I guess it could also have to do with Blizz messing with people with seize and desist letters or whatever... still, nothing too great. There's like one good OW doujin after five years...
    
    Oct 9, 2022
    
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27. d.fish
  blah
  
  Oct 8, 2022
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28. d.fish
  this has been one of the years of all time
  
  Oct 6, 2022
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  3. d.fish
    well good thing the next few years will be the inflation depression maybe world war years :)
    
    Oct 6, 2022
    
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  4. Cambrian
    more like world end if ww3 starts lol. nothing I can do about it tho heh, so I try not to think about it.
    
    Oct 6, 2022
    
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  5. d.fish
    cant do nothin bout the impending economy crisis either :(
    
    Oct 7, 2022
29. d.fish
  Can't predict my attacks by reading my mind... if I don't think!!! >:)
  
  Oct 2, 2022
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  2. Rikov
    bring new meaning to 'crouching tiger hidden dumbass'
    
    Oct 2, 2022
    
    Smol Duck and Marethyu like this.
30. d.fish
  69
  
  Oct 1, 2022
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