Cambrian

Honestly, the dad should have seen that coming.

Kids are ruthless.

This is why you bring a gun

AMERIKKA

in my opinion i would just ride it seems like the much cooler bike

Jokes on you, I wasn't planning to sleep tonight anyways.

Jokes on you, I already saw this when it was in trending in China

As far as I know, the commissioner for that story has no further plans for it at this time.

If you hit the Postings button here on this page and then scroll down and hit the "All threads by Cambrian" button, the resulting search will contain a good 99% of all my work ever. Go to page 12 for my earliest works and then make your way forward towards page 1 to see things chronologically

I sure hope she doesn't lose a battle with no money to give, anything can happen out in the wild...

What if she loses her clothes, like how Misty lost her bike, so maybe she'll have to use her Ditto to act like it's her clothes...

So what you're telling me is that I should do more.

Yeh

But a different setting would be better. HP is kind of, idk, overused? A forum bicycle? Something like that.

It's an issue because It's slightly more complicated that just impregnating a human woman. Can I fuck both of her holes at once? Do I need to fight off another male while I'm impregnating one of the wombs? If I fail, and a different guy has kids with her as well as me, to be born at the same time, will the centchick society demand our kids fight to the death to determine the superior offspring?

Many questions, little answers.

I hope you all become double pregnant

I was never much of a PvE player. But the highest rating I ever got in PvP was 2k in arena and 1600 in RBGs lmao

Sounds like you haven't been exploiting the many bugs and imbalances of the game to me. :P

Nah, its more that I was always an RPer first. RP-PvPer to be exact, which meant all I really cared about was RP and WPvP and getting good enough gear for said WPvP.

Of course, then they went and killed WPvP and maimed RP and everyone I knew and played with rightfully quit

Discontinued, it died two parts in. I had ideas of where I wanted to take the idea, but fell out of love with them way too fast to keep writing it.

For real though, I sorta remember when you were just starting out. I think you'd mentioned having a shitty part-time job and wondering if you could write smut professionally. And the rest is history (and present). Good on you!

Lol for real, I was so tired of that shit and willing to do anything to get away from it. Started out writing 10-15k a day on average, the 5-10k is what I've worked my way down to haha

And someday you'll be writing 1k/day for more $$$

I like it. When it first came out, I played 60hrs in 3 days. I just... I don't know, progress slowed exponentially when I found out I couldn't bone Ciri

Yeeeeah. I fucked every other woman in the game, but Ciri was forever out of reach. At least we'll always have Witcher porn v.v

Maybe in cp77

Well you've managed to find my profile so Step One complete.

From this page, go up and click on the Postings button between Recent Activity and Information. Then scroll down and click "Find all threads by Cambrian"

Should show you every thread I've ever made, 95% of which are stories

When I go back, it feels like I don't know the person who wrote what I wrote five, ten years ago. It's been a long time, I guess? But when I look at a young, or younger, Cambrian, I feel like I'm seeing a lot of change. Progress, maybe?

I definitely think I'm a better writer then I was when I wrote the likes of Oh Fuck Me Running and All of Eternity at my Fingertips. For one, I'm at least a little better at titles now lmao.

If I were to rewrite the latter, I think I would rename it "All of Eternity". The original name was so fucking wordy I swear to god.

That's part of the charm, I think. If nothing else, there's a lot more people these days who will, ah, lend you a hand. Only one, because the other one is busy, ofc. And not always beneficial, but still!

I think it's clear that you've become more specialized, at least!

Heya! Welcome to the best website on the whole internet ;)

Axe told me to make one. XD

Soonish yeah. Commissioner has a few more chapters planned and a monthly commission slot with me to write it.

I think I'm writing the next chapter of that commission in under a couple weeks iirc

Hope we see it soon and good luck.

I can't get shaggy's voice out of my head.

Why would you want to?

Ruh roh

I mean, I suspect he's #1 on QQ in creative wordcount (he'd have to be close), so I'm not surprised.

Heh, doesn't quite line up with what I'm seeing on the backend, but there seems to be at least some lag in the Like Counter, so I'll just give it to you :P

She are dango, then she are too much dango
XD

ah, biigo

Maybe she's retired? Could never get into Burrito.

God damn it Kishimoto! Why do you treat the coolest characters like shit while going overboard to make the shittiest characters cool!?

I know that feel, when you eat too much lol. Puts me in a food coma, makes it harder to work for sure.

I do tend to eat all my meals standing up though, which helps a little with that.

Ooh that's good. I'll try that for a while, see how it helps.

Maybe Fishie has too many degrees in bacon!

Both are right, "impostor" is recommended.

But I was more pointing at what the text of the game says vs what people write on their videos.

Vote Plan Bii

Votes Bii.

Discard your shame. Discard your pride. Accept yourself for the attention whore you are and become one with your inner slut.

Or if you're not an attention whore like me, I dunno what to tell ya, your shit out of luck :X

Reminds me of the Slut Adventures from oglaf. Do ya know that comic?

Yeah I keep up with it. Love oglaf =)

I wish you the best of luck and give you my blessing, but you might be better off working with a more established and playtested system of mechanics or something lol.

Fair fair. I just look for something as basic as possible, as I don't like math that much in the first place :). And yeah, while system was very basic, it was just simple enough to consider it. Anyway thx for answer, appreciated.

Well, at worst, I will look for something on internet to copy from.

Yeah, you're free to use my system from Experience Matters, but what you see in the thread is what you get. There was nothing on the backend. The entire system was basically a personification of the Homer Simpson meme where he's naked and has all of his body fat pinned behind him lol.

Do you call this being "Scar'd" or being "Mufasa'd"?

I see. Do you guys know if there are other QQer writers in here that do commissions? :)

The two that immediately come to mind are Chastity and CptTagon but I don't know their availability atm, you'd have to check with them

Chastity, Ramayana, Witch-AtTheEndOfTime, Damien Kova are some that spring to mind

From Classic WoW? Nah I mained Rogue. if you mean from normal WoW, yeah I got that shit on my Ret Pally. Even made a couple of transmog outfits using pieces of it.

I designed a keycaps thing earlier (WIP): https://i.imgur.com/K4cGceK.png

runes on the backspace key read "bubblehearth"

But I like being the nice one. That said the nice Villain lets you get farther faster with less obstruction.

Yesss, be nice. Be kind. And then corrupt the innocent and naive with lewds! Go forth, Spider-Chan!

I like this plan.

Would a minion/lewding assistant be required? I can even do the vilest arts of handholding and cuddles.