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Last Activity:: Jan 24, 2022 at 6:30 AM

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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

When I wake up tomorrow, I'll probably have crossed the 400,000 Likes threshold. Thats hype. Jan 15, 2022

Cambrian was last seen:: Viewing forum, Jan 24, 2022 at 6:30 AM

1. d.fish
  being evil is so fun
  tormenting people is a joy
  
  Jan 23, 2022 at 5:24 AM
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  2. Imabot
    Seek help.
    
    Jan 23, 2022 at 5:35 AM
    
    Evilhippy likes this.
  3. d.fish
    hello, mr. help, I have such delights to show you
    
    Jan 23, 2022 at 6:22 AM
    
    Evilhippy, Imabot and Cambrian like this.
2. d.fish
  It feels like Mary Jane was kinda golddiggery when she dated Harry Osborn
  
  Jan 22, 2022 at 2:18 PM
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  2. Evilhippy
    She left him at the altar, super duper fucked up.
    
    Jan 22, 2022 at 5:46 PM
    
    d.fish likes this.
  3. S T 0 |2 M
    She was a bitch and Peter doesn’t deserve to be with someone that scummy lol.
    
    She cheats like its third grade spelling test. Gwen Stacy for lyfe.
    
    Jan 24, 2022 at 1:35 AM
    
    Evilhippy likes this.
3. d.fish
  in hentai tradition
  
  I found a beer called Blue Girl
  
  Jan 20, 2022 at 9:25 AM
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4. d.fish
  I never really use 'coquettish' in writing, but I kinda wanna, just like 'precocious'. Never remember when there is the opportunity, and I don't wanna force it. Sigh.
  
  Jan 19, 2022 at 2:44 AM
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5. d.fish
  like machine
  like machine
  I'm a motherfucking like machine
  like machine
  like machine
  Without likes, I will die
  
  Give me the likes
  I need the likes
  I smell the likes
  I need all the likes, the likes to survive
  I need the likes
  I breathe the likes
  I smell the likes
  I need all the likes, the likes to survive
  
  Jan 17, 2022
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  2. Cambrian
    factual
    
    Jan 17, 2022
    
    Evilhippy, hillo315 and d.fish like this.
  3. ReinZero
    No Likes No Life
    
    Jan 17, 2022
    
    Evilhippy, hillo315 and Cambrian like this.
6. d.fish
  following marvels example, DC should do a movie where all the past superman actors show up in one movie...
  
  Jan 17, 2022
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  3. d.fish
    it's not an accident if it's planned
    
    Jan 17, 2022
    
    Cambrian and Hypervane like this.
  4. Hypervane
    neigh way
    
    Jan 17, 2022
    
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  5. d.fish
    giddyup
    
    Jan 17, 2022
    
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7. d.fish
  too detached
  
  Jan 16, 2022
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8. d.fish
  a friend's wife always tastes better than your own
  
  Jan 16, 2022
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  2. Imabot
    Is it because they have a different custard filling?
    
    Jan 16, 2022
    
    Evilhippy, Venyr4434 and Cambrian like this.
9. Cambrian
  When I wake up tomorrow, I'll probably have crossed the 400,000 Likes threshold. Thats hype.
  
  Jan 15, 2022
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10. d.fish
  Maybe the reason Palpatine wears a robe is because he's naked under there and since the whole galaxy is his, he treats it like people in their houses, you know, take off pants or get nude and start dancing when no one's around
  
  Jan 12, 2022
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  2. Mikers99
    Palpatine prancing around naked when no one is around is actually funny.
    
    Jan 12, 2022
    
    Venyr4434, Merlin, d.fish and 1 other person like this.
11. d.fish
  palpatine tiddy
  
  Jan 10, 2022
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  3. Rikov
    fishi pls q.q
    
    Jan 10, 2022
    
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  4. d.fish
    saggy wrinkly tiddy
    
    Jan 10, 2022
    
    Merlin, Rikov, Coldbluestreak and 1 other person like this.
  5. Rikov
    i will retrieve the tartar sauce
    
    Jan 10, 2022
    
    Cambrian likes this.
12. Jus4532
  Weird question, but how powerful is the shopkeeper of the Emporium of Everything story? Like omnipotent and just act like that because it’s fun to do? Or is there a limit to his power?
  
  Jan 9, 2022
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  2. Cambrian
    As powerful as the story demands tbh. It was never something that needed a number or limit or anything like that put to it. He could very well be omnipotent and just acting like that because it's fun to do. Alternatively, if the commissioner had ever wanted there to be limits to him, that could also have been the case.
    
    Jan 9, 2022
    
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13. ODIL
  I sense a disturbance in the force.
  
  Jan 2, 2022
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14. d.fish
  HE HE
  
  Dec 31, 2021
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  2. Mikers99
    Oh my god, its mikeal yakson
    
    Jan 13, 2022
    
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15. d.fish
  the way to a girls heart is thru her tummy
  
  Dec 31, 2021
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  2. Sho'vothar
    By getting vored by her? Omnomnom.
    
    Dec 31, 2021
    
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16. d.fish
  hehe
  
  Dec 30, 2021
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17. Cambrian
  I've never felt more understood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zvdMLfYFkM
  
  Dec 27, 2021
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  2. Guardian Box
    every cute girl is a middle aged ugly bastard at heart
    
    Dec 27, 2021
    
    Merlin, Coldbluestreak, Koldplazma and 1 other person like this.
18. d.fish
  Obi-wan in the streets, Jar-Jar in the sheets!
  
  Dec 27, 2021
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  3. Evilhippy
    I could have gone my whole life without seeing porn of Jar Jar Binks of that quality.
    
    Dec 27, 2021
    
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  4. Cambrian
    High quality cursed porn is my favorite thing in the whole world lmao
    
    Dec 27, 2021
    
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  5. ReinZero
    You monster!
    
    Dec 27, 2021
    
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19. d.fish
  Leia in the streets, Luke in the sheets.
  
  Dec 26, 2021
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20. d.fish
  X-Wing in the streets, Death Star in the sheets.
  
  Dec 25, 2021
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21. d.fish
  Skywalker in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.
  
  Dec 25, 2021
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22. d.fish
  Palpatine in the streets, Skywalker in the sheets.
  
  Dec 23, 2021
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23. d.fish
  double ponytail, or twin tails, is good since you can use that as steering wheel
  
  Dec 19, 2021
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  2. Crississ
    Ponytail in the streets, twin tails in the sheets.
    
    Dec 19, 2021
    
    Marethyu, Evilhippy and Cambrian like this.
24. d.fish
  NFTeez nuts
  
  Dec 19, 2021
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  3. Cambrian
    WOULD YOU JUST RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE A CAR?!?!?
    
    Dec 19, 2021
    
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  4. d.fish
    what if they turned your smut into nfts
    
    Dec 19, 2021
    
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  5. d.fish
    ?!?!?!
    
    Dec 19, 2021
    
    Coldbluestreak, Evilhippy, Kirche and 3 others like this.
25. d.fish
  damn it, I wanted to just leave moist palpatine at the top there to greet everyone who came to this page
  it was such a great plan
  thwarted once again
  
  Dec 18, 2021
  1. Rikov and Cambrian like this.
26. Lacrosse27
  Just wanted to ask, what are your prices on commissions? Like a word to dollar ratio.
  
  Dec 18, 2021
  2. Cambrian
    2 cents per word, though commissions are closed
    
    Dec 18, 2021
    
    Coldbluestreak and Evilhippy like this.
27. d.fish
  moist palpatine
  
  Dec 11, 2021
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  2. DK Adin
    you could say he was...palpitating
    (puts on sunglasses and dies)
    
    Dec 11, 2021
    
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28. d.fish
  dry palpatine
  
  Dec 11, 2021
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29. d.fish
  wet palpatine
  
  Dec 10, 2021
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30. d.fish
  No more games, only work.
  
  Nov 25, 2021
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  3. d.fish
    I got back into Pokemon breeding, accidentally.
    
    Nov 25, 2021
    
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  4. KnightofMor
    Picked up one of the Yakuza spin offs, Lost Judgement, when I got it confused for Judgement.
    
    Sent 30 minutes yesterday playing a crane games for stuff animals to decorate the detective's office.
    
    Scrapping the bottom of the barrel here.
    
    Nov 27, 2021
    
    Coldbluestreak, Some_Dick and Cambrian like this.
  5. Some_Dick
    what sort of breeding, fish, because on here there's about even odds
    
    Dec 12, 2021
    
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