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Last Activity:: Jan 19, 2021 at 7:13 AM

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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male, from At my keyboard most of the time.

Some nights, World of Warcraft lives rent free in my head and refuses to let me sleep and I lowkey hate it. Nov 13, 2020

Cambrian was last seen:: Jan 19, 2021 at 7:13 AM

1. d.fish
  What if you were Sylvanas, queen?
  
  Jan 17, 2021 at 5:36 AM
2. d.fish
  If a monkey's paw grante wishes in ways you don't want, does an evil monkey's paw grant them in ways you do?
  
  Jan 14, 2021 at 5:55 PM
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  2. Cambrian
    I think evil monkey's paw is the default.
    
    Jan 14, 2021 at 6:14 PM
    
    Robotninja and d.fish like this.
  3. d.fish
    But that "evil" is a modifier for "monke pa*
    
    Jan 14, 2021 at 6:15 PM
3. d.fish
  "Come with me if you want to live."
  -Gandalf to Frodo
  
  Jan 14, 2021 at 2:01 PM
  1. Cambrian likes this.
  2. Mikers99
    Gandalf is replaced my Arnold Schwarzenegger.
    muscle wizard
    
    Jan 14, 2021 at 11:18 PM
    
    Persimmon and Cambrian like this.
4. d.fish
  poggers
  
  Jan 14, 2021 at 8:51 AM
5. d.fish
  Unfortunately, I am the Hokage of Skyrim.
  
  Jan 13, 2021 at 6:39 PM
  2. Passing Pinecone
    Unfortunately for you, or unfortunately for them?
    
    Jan 13, 2021 at 7:04 PM
  3. Onion Ninja
    This comment confused my tiny brain.
    
    Jan 14, 2021 at 7:37 AM
  4. Mikers99
    fish is high on skooma
    
    Jan 14, 2021 at 12:17 PM
6. 0bi-Kun
  I did some digging and found some finished works. Holy shit, is it a lot and alot good. I'm so glad I got found your profile. There's so much to read!
  
  Jan 13, 2021 at 3:38 PM
  1. Onion Ninja and Cambrian like this.
7. d.fish
  extra thicc meat tornado
  
  burrito
  
  Jan 12, 2021
  1. Cambrian likes this.
8. d.fish
  tacos y burritos
  
  Jan 10, 2021
  1. soumilplays03 and Cambrian like this.
9. Enigmatic
  Hey Cam, in case you didn't know...you're a looooooooser! You've been beaten out by Cherico for the Most Likes! So now you're just second best! Which might as well be nothing! Hahaha! :p
  
  (To the mods, this is a joke. Cam knows this too. So plez dun infract me)
  
  Dec 24, 2020
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  2. Cambrian
    That happened months ago my guy. I may be a loser, but at least I'm not slooooooow
    
    Dec 24, 2020
    
    Broaria, Forsaken139, Maffmaff and 3 others like this.
  3. Enigmatic
    Ur still a loooooooooooooooooooooooser!!!
    
    Dec 24, 2020
    
    Cambrian likes this.
  4. 0bi-Kun
    I guess Cambrian has been pimped over but not pimped out. After all, he's called the PIMPEROR for a reason.
    
    Jan 6, 2021
10. d.fish
  Imagine a rapper named Lil Floppy
  
  Dec 4, 2020
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  2. tehelgee
    He's a big bear because ironic nicknames.
    
    Dec 4, 2020
    
    icesonic and Cambrian like this.
11. d.fish
  UwU...
  
  Nov 23, 2020
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12. d.fish
  It is 130 AM, should I make spicy noodles and finish the script or zzzzzzzzzzz
  
  Nov 19, 2020
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  2. Cambrian
    I get into bed by 9 pm most days, solely because it then takes me 3-4 hours to actually fall asleep v.v
    
    Nov 19, 2020
    
    icesonic, Amanofmanytentacles and d.fish like this.
  3. d.fish
    Sounds like you need a big spoon.
    
    Nov 19, 2020
    
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13. Darko
  Hey, has your patron for the Mutually Satisfactory story given you any suggestions for a next chapter, or when they would like it?
  
  Nov 19, 2020
  2. Cambrian
    My patreon and commissions are actually separate things.
    
    The commissioner for MSA also has me writing several other stories for them. So they might have me write another chapter of MSA some day, or they might have moved on entirely
    
    Nov 19, 2020
    
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14. d.fish
  By Palpatine's Thicc Ass.
  
  Nov 17, 2020
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  3. Cambrian
    Topical https://i.redd.it/d8ibbe7wodz51.jpg
    
    Nov 17, 2020
    
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  4. d.fish
    Pffft. You don't shock the dick. That doesn't actually stimulate. You gotta shock the anus, duh!
    
    A little pegging never hurt no manly man.
    
    Nov 17, 2020
    
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  5. d.fish
    Vader is probably properly equipped for such an endeavor too.
    
    Nov 17, 2020
    
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15. d.fish
  One day, Cambrian gets anduined to another world by a pair of gargoyles.
  
  Nov 16, 2020
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16. joshmcmine
  Hey Cambrian, I can't remember if you wrote this, but I think you did so seeing if you can help me find it. It was a story about a merchant in star wars that buys a twi'lek sex slave and then in a later chapter they come across her mother and she convinces him to buy her.
  
  Nov 16, 2020
  2. Passing Pinecone
    That was written by Chastity, I believe.
    https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/chastitys-commission-repository.7703/page-18#post-2997433
    
    Nov 16, 2020
    
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17. Cambrian
  Some nights, World of Warcraft lives rent free in my head and refuses to let me sleep and I lowkey hate it.
  
  Nov 13, 2020
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  2. d.fish
    Coitus interruptus.
    
    Nov 14, 2020
    
    icesonic, Marethyu and Cambrian like this.
  3. ROTH963
    The only solution is obviously writing more chapters for world of bitchcraft, Alexstrasza is getting impatient, even if she doesn't know it.
    
    Nov 21, 2020
18. d.fish
  What if Big Chungus, but anime waifu?
  
  Nov 8, 2020
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19. d.fish
  It seems like I am an NPC in my own SI.
  
  Nov 8, 2020
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  2. Cambrian
    I didn't know you started a new SI, need to remember to check it out later lol
    
    Nov 8, 2020
20. Mr. Dyeus
  Hello Cambrian! I would like to thank you for introducing me to QQ and also for becoming a more ... luxurious person, with certain traumas.
  
  Nov 4, 2020
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21. Cambrian
  Petition to change NNN to Nonstop Nut November. No reason why, I'm certainly not biased or anything.
  
  Nov 3, 2020
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  2. Finagle007
    That sounds even more hazardous than Destroy Dick December!
    
    Nov 3, 2020
    
    Marethyu, Evilhippy, Aleister and 4 others like this.
22. Valkorion510
  I think that with your writing style, you'd do a great job of it. I've read a lot of your stories and really do appreciate them.
  
  Oct 29, 2020
23. Valkorion510
  Have you ever written a story in the "The Boys Universe"?
  
  Oct 29, 2020
  2. Cambrian
    Nope not yet
    
    Oct 29, 2020
24. Cambrian
  This might just be the best thing on the internet today https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/jj4h7k/learning_a_life_lesson/
  
  Oct 27, 2020
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  2. Evilhippy
    Honestly, the dad should have seen that coming.
    
    Kids are ruthless.
    
    Oct 28, 2020
    
    LiTe and Cambrian like this.
  3. d.fish
    https://youtu.be/QyIpijrLlcM
    
    Oct 28, 2020
    
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25. Cambrian
  https://gfycat.com/excellentdesertedgoshawk-dirt-bike-running-sheep-ram
  
  Oct 26, 2020
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  2. d.fish
    This is why you bring a gun
    
    AMERIKKA
    
    Oct 26, 2020
    
    Evilhippy and Cambrian like this.
  3. funnybunny
    in my opinion i would just ride it seems like the much cooler bike
    
    Oct 27, 2020
    
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26. Cambrian
  A full proof method https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfu39l0kxg&feature=emb_title
  
  Oct 25, 2020
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  2. Raboto
    Jokes on you, I wasn't planning to sleep tonight anyways.
    
    Oct 26, 2020
    
    Cambrian likes this.
  3. d.fish
    Jokes on you, I already saw this when it was in trending in China
    
    Oct 26, 2020
    
    Cambrian likes this.
27. TheinFAMOUSGamer5746
  Hey Cambrian I just wanted to ask if you had any plans to revisit you White Fang Supremacy story at some point
  
  Oct 25, 2020
  2. Cambrian
    As far as I know, the commissioner for that story has no further plans for it at this time.
    
    Oct 25, 2020
    
    TheinFAMOUSGamer5746 likes this.
28. Ouroboros Maelstrom
  So I accidently stumbled upon 'A Motherfucking Dragon'.
  
  It was on Chapter 14's AN that I actually realised that it was your story.
  
  The shock was...It felt like I just found out that my neighbour is that celebrity that I've been crushing after for years, figuratively speaking.
  
  Still, is there some kind of list of all the things you've published floating around somewhere on the net?
  
  Because that would be useful.
  
  Oct 21, 2020
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  2. Cambrian
    If you hit the Postings button here on this page and then scroll down and hit the "All threads by Cambrian" button, the resulting search will contain a good 99% of all my work ever. Go to page 12 for my earliest works and then make your way forward towards page 1 to see things chronologically
    
    Oct 21, 2020
    
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29. d.fish
  How about Pokemon Trainer Cammy? There sure are a lot of uses for Pokemon in such ways...
  
  Oct 20, 2020
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  2. Cambrian
    I sure hope she doesn't lose a battle with no money to give, anything can happen out in the wild...
    
    Oct 20, 2020
    
    Muda Muda :P and d.fish like this.
  3. d.fish
    What if she loses her clothes, like how Misty lost her bike, so maybe she'll have to use her Ditto to act like it's her clothes...
    
    Oct 20, 2020
    
    Muda Muda :P and Cambrian like this.
30. Cambrian
  Genderbent El Dorado does things for me... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q2tLynR73w
  
  Oct 17, 2020
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  3. d.fish
    So what you're telling me is that I should do more.
    
    Oct 19, 2020
    
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  4. Cambrian
    Yeh
    
    Oct 19, 2020
    
    d.fish likes this.
  5. d.fish
    But a different setting would be better. HP is kind of, idk, overused? A forum bicycle? Something like that.
    
    Oct 19, 2020
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