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ryuan
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ryuan

The guy who can't write smut for shit

Happy new year, you horny bastards! :D Jan 1, 2023

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    1. ryuan
      ryuan
      Happy new year, you horny bastards! :D
      1. SheepNamedEmi, flenser and RiyeLink like this.
    2. ryuan
      ryuan
      Merry Christmas the everyone, and happy holydays!
      1. RiyeLink likes this.
    3. Megaolix
      Megaolix
      Had to kill the links in your signature. They seemed to go somewhere else, or at least an old version as they asked for a login again.
      1. ryuan likes this.
      2. ryuan
        ryuan
        Thank you, I will check them out. Can I PM you to see if the problem is on your side too?
        Dec 9, 2022
    4. RainChild1024
      RainChild1024
      Would you recommend Immortal Mortal?
      1. ryuan
        ryuan
        It's a good story, up until the very end when I want to strangle the author to death, but by that point I'm already too deep.
        Aug 18, 2022
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      2. ryuan
        ryuan
        It's not bad because it plays the archetypical xianxia cultivation story straight, but it's actually well written until the end. It doesn't feel like fanfiction.
        Aug 18, 2022
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      3. ryuan
        ryuan
        The flaws in the story are things that are present even in good books, so if you have some time to kill you should read it. Just think about a better ending by yourself when the time comes.
        Aug 18, 2022
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    5. ryuan
      ryuan
      R.I.P. Kazuhiko Takahashi, you were a legend.
      1. Rodvek97, adamasx and Merlin like this.
    6. EternitynChaos
      EternitynChaos
      I do have to wonder Ryuan, you alive or is it just the Muse that died?
      1. inverted_helix likes this.
    7. Seth Vatamaris
      Seth Vatamaris
      Where your avatar from?
      1. ryuan
        ryuan
        It's the image for the "Rescue Rabbit" Yugioh card. You can google it and find several sources and sizes.
        Mar 28, 2022
    8. ryuan
      ryuan
      Happy new years everyone!
      1. Lastword855, Leekz01 and Milkers99 like this.
    9. ryuan
      ryuan
      Merry Christmas everyone.
      1. Lastword855, Leekz01 and Xion930 like this.
    10. MrMcJohnsonQuestJrIII
      MrMcJohnsonQuestJrIII
      So...Are you going to continue your quests, or are all of them dead? I especially liked your "My new life as a young master" quest.
    11. lolsolow
      lolsolow
      Will you ever continue your supposedly active fanfics ? You know like TDG one. If not please take it to your 'sleeping dragons' tab.
    12. InfiniteDreamer
      InfiniteDreamer
      It would be nice if you someday continued your TDG quest,but I know you can't force a muse and maybe you lost passion for it. It'd nice to see you write something else though.
      1. ryuan likes this.
    13. Shiro345
      Shiro345
      Wonder will you continue your demon and gods fic i was really enjoying it
    14. ryuan
      ryuan
      Happy new years!
      1. Shiro345 likes this.
    15. ryuan
      ryuan
      Merry Christmas to you all!
    16. ryuan
      ryuan
      Happy Birthday Naruto!
      1. MerelysSoul likes this.
    17. ryuan
      ryuan
      Risou no Musume Nara Sekai Saikyou Demo Kawaigatte Kuremasuka - "Comedy"
    18. tabron89
      tabron89
      Found a neat side skill/cultivation method in Martial Arts Reigns.

      It's called Dragon Blood Arts.

      Just thinking about the Dragon Blood we snagged and Ning'er's Winged Dragon Soul.

      Winged Dragon Soul supposedly gives you x2 cultivation speed to any art, on top of x2 the effect....so yeah, Ning'er can get pretty broken if she gets her hands on the right stuff.
      1. ryuan likes this.
      2. tabron89
        tabron89
        Dragon Blood Arts first stage out of 13 gives you around 60 to 80 Tons of strength and each stage is x2.

        Yeah, it's considered top tier in the world it comes from.

        Not sure if it'll just boost her to Black Gold Rank 2, because it depends on 'x2 any effect' which could mean Black Gold Rank 1 strength + Black Gold Rank 1 strength, or 'go to Black Gold Rank 2'
        Sep 14, 2020
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      3. tabron89
        tabron89
        Let me put this way:

        Black Gold Rank 1 is Str 21 (Gold Rank is 20, normally) and Black Gold Rank 2 is Str 22.

        Technically, Str 42 is double the effect but that basically means she ends up with Fate Star Level Str with just one stage.
        Sep 14, 2020
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    19. tabron89
      tabron89
      Ryuan, found a funny cultivation webstrip you would probably like.

      It's called My 3,000 year journey to the Sky.

      It's about a guy who's stuck at Qi Gathering Stage for 3,000 years, but he made it to Qi Gathering Stage 66,665.

      Most become Immortal at Stage 600 or so, because for most people there's only ten Stages per Rank of Cultivation.
      1. ryuan likes this.
      2. ryuan
        ryuan
        I'm currently reading that one, really funny!
        Aug 22, 2020
      3. tabron89
        tabron89
        I laughed at the fact that the six trials didn't work on him because he was a 3,000 year old virgin whose family, friends and crushes had either all died or ascended before he did....and then the guy who set them up is like "...I'll check on his disciples, surely they have fallen...."

        Then he finds out the guys disciples are all musclebrains who slash everything.
        Aug 22, 2020
    20. Ronall
      Ronall
      I love your description of Tales of Demons and Gods. "Fallout meets Chinese Fantasy and the result is surprisingly not Hokuto no Ken."
      1. ryuan likes this.
    21. LurkingInTheDeceit
      LurkingInTheDeceit
      That is one derpy rabbit.
      1. ryuan likes this.
      2. ryuan
        ryuan
        Friend of Dinosaurs and edgy Dragons :)
        May 24, 2020
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    22. Ergoan
      Ergoan
      hey i just remembered your metroid story will that be updated or is that dead?
    23. Alias
      Alias
      Your fluff shall be added to the Fox Empire. :3 *Foxes pick you up and carry you too Fox Land*
      1. ryuan likes this.
      2. ryuan
        ryuan
        Rescue cat, save me! *looks at level* oh sh-!
        Mar 3, 2020
        Alias likes this.
      3. Alias
        Alias
        *Foxes pet da bunny* :3
        Mar 3, 2020
    24. Malcanthet
      Malcanthet
      >>>w>>> <<<w<<< * Shyly Attempts Surprise Ceiling Drop Spidery Cuddles.*
      1. ryuan likes this.
    25. ryuan
      ryuan
      They finally fixed the color of the slide bars on firefox, I could barely see them before.
    26. Random Omnipotent Being
      Random Omnipotent Being
      I see you have successfully bred a bunny and a pug.
      1. ryuan likes this.
    27. Alias
      Alias
      I like your avatar. :3 *Feeds you a carrot and various vegetables. Also pokes da ears*
      1. ryuan likes this.
    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      Wabbit season.
      1. Alias and ryuan like this.
    29. Zam138
      Zam138
      It's a bird, it's a plane! No, it's RESCUE RABBIT!
      1. Alias, d.fish and ryuan like this.
    30. ryuan
      ryuan
      I have Dark Rebellion on speed dial, you sure you want to do that?
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