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TheRealNoodlehammer

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TheRealNoodlehammer was last seen:: Feb 6, 2022

1. Stockman
  F
  
  Aug 31, 2022
  1. Neko Tamo, a1lebedev, gustyeagle and 1 other person like this.
2. BlackSmithOP
  LoM set the bar quite high for HP fanfictions. Your unique worldbuilding, going over the glossed over reasons and such made it an entertaining read despite the sizable content. Love how you handled the sequels, something I come to appreciate after having read A Discordant Note first and then backtracking to fill the hunger for lore.
  
  Apr 13, 2022
  1. ZaArch, MartianOverlord, Bloodheart and 7 others like this.
  2. BlackSmithOP
    Fiction is meant to explore things and if that means stepping over a few toes and sparking discussion that some might not enjoy, well you can't keep everyone happy.
    
    Apr 13, 2022
    
    ZaArch, Bloodheart, Morpheus Eleynar and 6 others like this.
  3. BlackSmithOP
    Past the power-trips and the thrill of seeing a certain fantasy played out, I always found novels to be a way for the author and the reader by extension to explore their thoughts and your content has a ton of them. I'll keep following your content on ffn as usual.
    
    Apr 13, 2022
    
    Bloodheart, Morpheus Eleynar, AshGod and 4 others like this.
3. MrTwistr
  Not sure what Noodlehammer said to get himself banned but I HAVE noticed most of his works have a slight but noticeable misogynistic and right-wing bent so Im sure he said something shitty.
  
  Feb 13, 2022
  1. Robotninja and Rikov like this.
  2. Rikov
    https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/noodlehammer-banned-justified-or-personal-bias-discussion-thread-closed-for-some-reason.17539/ Generic_Generica explained it here.
    
    Feb 13, 2022
    
    Factors of curiosity likes this.
  3. rance47
    You either give MC's the ideology that would make their actions justifible in their minds (and hear about promoting of such ideologies), or you bypass the complexity of such MC's alltogether and then hear a rants about dumb one dimentional characters whenever you want to have a Male or Female dom fantasy.
    Also, please dont bait people into rule 8.
    
    Feb 13, 2022
    
    Rekka, SubjectiveSlider, lamaig and 8 others like this.
4. Shadow of doubt
  Damn shame the mods here can't separate their personal bias from the listed rules.
  Good luck Noodle hammer. Perhaps AO3 will have mods that don't ban people without warning!
  
  More discussion about that here:
  
  https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/noodlehammer-banned-justified-or-personal-bias.17539/
  
  Feb 11, 2022
  1. Rekka, a1lebedev, Bepson and 10 others like this.
  2. TotalAbsolutism
    I'd like to note, since he won't be able to for a week, that the poster in question is now deeply ashamed of the fact that he didn't read the thread in full before posting this.
    
    Feb 11, 2022
    
    ARandomGuy, Unaymus427, Merlin and 9 others like this.
5. rance47
  I only learn of you thanks to the permaban, which is kinda sad. Some of the political takes aside, so far I like your writing to the point of following you on other platforms if you will choose to continue.
  
  Feb 10, 2022
  1. Morpheus Eleynar, ThrowAwheya, Venyr4434 and 1 other person like this.
6. Andrei_Sokolov
  Noodlehummer released new Metagaming chapter on ff.net, let's gooo!
  
  Feb 10, 2022
  1. ZaArch, Morpheus Eleynar, rance47 and 1 other person like this.
7. Drakehunterxd
  Disgusting.
  
  Feb 10, 2022
8. Bloodheart
  That ban really sucks hope to see you on AO3 then or fiction.live.
  
  Feb 9, 2022
  1. Morpheus Eleynar, Sliperino and KASM01 like this.
9. OrgasmiTheFidelismo
  Somehow, for some reason, I saw that coming. I wonder why.
  
  Feb 9, 2022
  1. Prince Chrom, Sonifri, DevourMySeed and 1 other person like this.
10. John_Oakman
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  Feb 8, 2022
  1. ZaArch, a1lebedev, Morpheus Eleynar and 9 others like this.
11. GhostHaxStomp
  Somehow I don’t find myself very surprised, but I’m sad all the same. Goodbye NoodleHammer, you’ve been hammered on your noodle. RIP.
  
  Feb 7, 2022
  1. Morpheus Eleynar, mac_&_cheese, Rachnis and 5 others like this.
12. Shaper47
  Ouch, well on the bright side at least their not deleting your stories like they did on fanfiction.net. Though I'm kinda worried about where you'll be able to post your stories so I can read them in the future, a lot of site staff members seem to have it out for you.
  
  Feb 7, 2022
  1. ZaArch, aleksandar1, Morpheus Eleynar and 12 others like this.
  2. PratKing27
    Will noodlehammer be posting anywhere else :( ? Saw his latest love of magic au post on ff
    
    Feb 8, 2022
    
    GhostHaxStomp likes this.
  3. GhostHaxStomp
    Pretty sure he’s got an AO3 account, don’t know how updated it is though.
    
    Feb 8, 2022
  4. Grimnar
    PratKing27 I can't see an authors note on his latest chapter. BTW, did anyone else not get an FF notification for that chapter?
    
    Feb 9, 2022
    
    PratKing27 likes this.
13. Azazyel0714
  RIP
  
  Feb 7, 2022
  1. aleksandar1, Morpheus Eleynar, rance47 and 2 others like this.
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  3. Azazyel0714
    He got the omega bonk from the chaos god Khorne knocking the political malfeasance out of him
    
    Feb 7, 2022
  4. Russian conscript
    they closed the thread too im getting ff.net flashbacks
    
    Feb 7, 2022
    
    KASM01, Bepson and Techtonix like this.
  5. Sival
    what a complete shit show. So apparently mentioning WW2 isn't okay now unless you have the exact same opinion of the mods? Is the other guy getting banned too for bringing it up and baiting, or is it okay because the mods FEEL the same way as that guy?
    
    Feb 7, 2022
    
    SubjectiveSlider, a1lebedev, Nonmon and 20 others like this.
14. PlasticSoldier
  Welcome to the site.
  
  Dec 31, 2021
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  2. Student of Zelretch
    Not anymore :v
    
    Feb 7, 2022
    
    Nonmon, Morpheus Eleynar, Persimmon and 8 others like this.
15. Lilith Lucifuge
  Merry Christmas Bratan.
  
  Dec 24, 2021
  1. ZaArch, Morpheus Eleynar, Foxxy and 9 others like this.
  2. Evilhippy
    Ha! That's good.
    
    Dec 24, 2021
    
    ROTH963 and Rikov like this.
16. Sypho.uad
  You gonna post your naruto series as well here? Those were some really good stuff as well. Mods might come down on the troll Emperor fic and some parts of the sekirei fic as well. Better to just move them here as well?
  
  Dec 13, 2021
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17. Priest
  So, how do I find the story through all this chat, I don't care about the comments I just want to read the wonderful works of the author.
  
  Nov 26, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad likes this.
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  3. Evilhippy
    Or above those buttons will be another one called Reader Mode.
    
    Click that and it will remove everything but the story posts from a thread.
    
    Nov 26, 2021
    
    Blaze5x5x5, Sypho.uad and AureusCaduceus like this.
  4. Priest
    Ok, I think I need to be clear... How do I find the stories from the author profile page because I cant seem to find it. Thanks for the advice for navigating things once I find the stories.
    
    Dec 22, 2021
    
    Blaze5x5x5 and Evilhippy like this.
  5. Lilith Lucifuge
    Priest Click on 'Postings', 3rd tab. Scroll to bottom, click 'Find all threads by TheRealNoodlehammer'.
    
    Dec 24, 2021
    
    Blaze5x5x5 and Evilhippy like this.
18. Setras
  Can't believe somebody else registered Noodlehammer... What a bitch move
  
  Nov 17, 2021
  1. Morpheus Eleynar, Blaze5x5x5 and Sypho.uad like this.
19. Qawsed
  Just wanted to say love your work and can't wait for more content
  
  Oct 25, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad and InZodwetrust like this.
20. kyoran
  good. How do I read the novels?
  metaming?
  can you leave me the link
  Google translator
  
  Oct 22, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad, Laylin and Southmonk like this.
  2. lucusit
    You need an account to view the nsfw forum where the stories are located.
    
    Oct 24, 2021
    
    Sypho.uad likes this.
21. JustDusty
  I was curious if you had plans to continue Shadow Play on ffn
  
  Oct 19, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad likes this.
  2. Evilhippy
    I think he's having issues with the commissioner paying him.
    
    Oct 19, 2021
    
    Sypho.uad and Venyr4434 like this.
22. Darth Kader
  Hey mate thanks for posting here, I actually came to this website cause of you.
  
  Sep 26, 2021
  1. KASM01, Sypho.uad, Magikuser and 4 others like this.
23. Hiiliketoast
  Im new to the site and am a little confused as to how to view noodlehammers content although i am on my phone so maybe that has something to do with it
  
  Sep 19, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad, Evilhippy and Fitsdreia like this.
  2. Kirakishou
    Hiya~ If you're still seeking noodle's content, you can navigate to any forum, for instance the NSFW Creative Writing section and hit the search bar on the top right.
    
    You can search by author in that forum. Makes it a lot easier to find posts. You can also search by title if you're looking for specific content.
    
    Hope it helps!~
    
    Sep 19, 2021
    
    Sypho.uad, Evilhippy, Hiiliketoast and 1 other person like this.
  3. Fitsdreia
    On phone you just search for the author and then go to their main page/profile, then click on the information tab and then on the threads link, that should show you all their threads, and with authors thats generally all their works on the site, well unless they upload content on another person thread. Tell me if it helped or if you has other questions.
    
    Sep 20, 2021
    
    Sypho.uad, Evilhippy, Hiiliketoast and 1 other person like this.
24. TriedgeThePK
  A little late, but welcome to our little corner of well-meaning deviance and degeneracy. I hope your stay is long and fruitful.
  
  Sep 16, 2021
  1. DevourMySeed, Sypho.uad and mac_&_cheese like this.
25. Glen Fredrie Aguilar
  Came here after reading your message in metagaming
  
  Sep 16, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad and mac_&_cheese like this.
26. Pushk1n93
  When and where to expect a new chapter in Metagaming?
  
  Sep 15, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad likes this.
27. GrandmasterEli
  One of the recently posted chapters isn't thread-marked but the one after it is, almost missed it when I clicked the next chapter.
  
  Sep 15, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad likes this.
28. PinkShadowReader
  Welcome to QQ! We have lewd cookies!
  
  Sep 10, 2021
  1. Sypho.uad, kroThermite and Snake/Eater like this.
29. Sv010ch
  Welcome to QQ. Happy to see you here in this den of debauchery and degeneracy. I'm gonna be honest, I was waiting for that banhammer to drop on you ever since you've started criticizing real world religions and I am surprised it took that long. FFMods are actually very consistent if you know what to look for and religion is one of their hot buttons.
  
  Sep 6, 2021
  1. KASM01, Sypho.uad, kroThermite and 4 others like this.
30. ZzzSlothzzZ
  Loved the whole 'middle finger to the law'
  aka To the mods an.
  FF has been inconsistent like that for as long as I can remember.
  
  Welcome to the Lewd side.
  
  Sep 6, 2021
  1. Morpheus Eleynar, KASM01, Sypho.uad and 7 others like this.
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Once upon a time a man had an idea that he would make money by selling original fiction on Amazon. That man also thought that it would be a good idea for his first foray into that field to be a bodice ripper sold under the transparently porny name of Jennifer Haze. That man was, in hindsight, perhaps not as clever as he thought he was. That man was I.

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