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SignatureOnce upon a time a man had an idea that he would make money by selling original fiction on Amazon. That man also thought that it would be a good idea for his first foray into that field to be a bodice ripper sold under the transparently porny name of Jennifer Haze. That man was, in hindsight, perhaps not as clever as he thought he was. That man was I.
In any case, it would be ridiculous to invest all that effort into writing a book and then not shilling for myself wherever I have a chance, so have a link to it.
At the moment, there are only two things there; the aforementioned bodice ripper and a shitpost of a short story. I'm working on adding some less embarrassing stuff eventually.