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Zam138

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  • d.fish
    There once was a Zam who isekaied as a goddess of isekai who isekais other isekaiers, but one day one isekaier wanted to take Zam as his isekai cheat, and using some archaic isekai loophole to double isekai the isekaied Zam, causing her to isekai again with this isekaier to a new isekai world, where Zam is no longer a goddess of isekai but a random isekaied adventurer.
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who was tired of horni and didn't want to horni anymore, so this Zam stayed home all day and became a fujoshi otaku hikineet, and nothing interesting ever happened in this Zam's life ever again.
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who had a really lazy writer as the creator diety... of her shitty web serial world, and all she got was the average Zam life plus a trashy cheat system that give her a rebate of a thousand times the money she spends. This Zam became sad, while swimming in a pool of gold, wiping her sweat with towels woven with freshly minted cash.
    d.fish
    "My name is Zam Zamzam, and I like to sing, dance, rap, and play basketball, and I want to be an idoru."
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who was cursed to time loop, but it's counted in years instead of hours, but being an optimistic Zam, she tried to live each life to its fullest, so she'd master an art or a field, fall deeply in love, achieve happiness with a significant other... and then it'd start all over again from childhood.
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    d.fish
    Until a final restart where Zam was told that time stopped looping, but all of the thousands of significant others who fell in love with Zam also remember their one individual time loop where they fell in love with Zam, making those thousands each thinking their one true soul mate is Zam
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    d.fish
    Upon realizing this, Zam's response was "oh nyo"
    Zam138
    Zam138
    oh nyo
    d.fish
    Today I learned that some people have great calculation ability, but use it in places no one expects

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    d.fish
    "Vat-styled biological cloning is too difficult, so we'll just have to pick up Zams from different parts of the time line, choose the best Zam and dispose the rest, and then split time multiple ways to have our Zam clones."
    d.fish
    but for reals though, thinking about it, I wrote too many SIs, and I don't want to use "Biigoh" as a placement holder for "average random protagonist", maybe it's time to clone some Zams
    d.fish
    It's like, I never thought of it that way, but maybe Council of Ricks and Zelretch are similar, so if we extend that to Zams across parallel spacetime, then we can have something really funny. And as we know, the immutable rule in Type Moon is that funny characters are the strongest.
    d.fish
    If you think about it, Fujizamaru Ritzamuka couldn't, as a regular back up master, grow so fast, become so strong, unless she broke her limiter... therefore she is one punch man

    zam hair loss?
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    She broke her limiter because she didn't have one (wasn't sane) in the first place! SHE REJECTS HER HUMANITY, JOJO-wait wrong series
    d.fish
    There was this one Goetia isekai where the MC, after being defeated and all, and before the lostbelt stuff, developed a FGO mobile game and caused Chaldea to become bankrupt
    d.fish
    Inside MegaZam lives a Zam, and inside Zam lives many SmallZams, and SmallZams are made up of Zamatter, and Zamatter is composed of SamQuarks, and inside SamQuarks are LesserZamUniverses, and what lives inside LesserZamUniverses are MegaZams
    d.fish
    There's this one line in this one story that I giggled at, it's where she was being bullied by him (for training) and she's muttering like, "Hmph, I'll endure... if I can't beat you, then I'll marry you and then I can always bully your children in the future...!"
    d.fish
    I really dislike the stories/scripts that write "bargaining" like both sides moving towards a middle ground, that's so naive and stupid

    It ought to be more like one side has the leverage, so it's like, they stick to it, and the other side moves up until reaching threshold
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    d.fish
    It just don't feel like a real scene at a market, you know? More like, one of those simulated bargains that shop keepers act out for tourists instead of a real haggling.
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    magic9mushroom
    Fish, I'm not saying that that kind of haggling process necessarily happened every time - a lot of the time the haggling happened once at court resulting in an agreed "fair price", and then departing from that got you the angry mob and/or legal punishment.
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    magic9mushroom
    I'm merely pointing out that it's not "sucks to be you" exploitation either - as Zam said, that's very much something that came with deregulation and capitalism in the last couple of centuries. And, well, "people trade at the legal fair price with no attempt to deviate" certainly isn't an especially-time-consuming scene.
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    d.fish
    I saw one that went like

    [Hello everyone, this is the Multiverse Brain Storage Center. Please queue up in an orderly manner to store your brains before reading the following story. Remember to take your number plate when you leave~ I hope you have a happy life, goodbye~]
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