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Zelgan
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Zelgan

[Verified Not-Your-Ancestor; you filthy Mer.], from Fara's Hole in the Wall, Sandrith Mora.

Incredibly drunk, Impulse control centers have catastrophically failed. Jun 18, 2016

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    1. Zelgan
      Zelgan
      Incredibly drunk, Impulse control centers have catastrophically failed.
      1. Alias and 1986ctcel like this.
    2. Zelgan
      Zelgan
      I've been trying to murder my liver; it's proving to be obscenely difficult.
      1. Alias likes this.
    3. Zelgan
      Zelgan
      So, I looked at a CYOA and thought about myself in one, but then I realized that even Godly power wouldn't stop me from bitching on the net.
      1. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        CYOAs that give you godly power are boring. Inhuman power is really as high as can be adequately balanced among choices.
        Oct 20, 2015
    4. Zelgan
      Zelgan
      In the aftermath of battle, I discovered too late that it was a team game, and my team were my brain cells; Booze-chan had lied to me.
      1. Alias likes this.
    5. Zelgan
      Zelgan
      Thursdays always feel of disappointment and shattered promises, which is weird, because I always get them off, actually I get everyday off.
      1. Alias likes this.
      2. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Tuesdays have always been my least favorite days. You've already hit monday, now you've got to do another day. Still one more day before you pass over the hump of the week and roll down towards the weekend.
        Oct 8, 2015
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    6. Zelgan
      Zelgan
      If one lurks, and indeed does not possess an account, is one allowed to howl in frustration? -Excerpt from "Spacebattler Contemplations."
      1. Alias, Bre Karn and Mu-Sensei like this.
    7. Zelgan
      Zelgan
      I've done nothing productive all day!
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      2. Bre Karn
        Bre Karn
        One of the secret true joys in life?
        Oct 6, 2015
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      3. Mu-Sensei
        Mu-Sensei
        I envy you. Counting lightbulbs here. Humungomous lightbulbs.
        Oct 6, 2015
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    Location:
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    If I can suck my own dick, can I like my own posts? It's basically the same thing!