Biigoh

so it's not really "west factory" or "east factory", but you know because eunuchs are called gonggong, and where they're based is the gongchang, and a factory is gongchang too, but I don't think there's any other translations for it unless you just call it, what, "west eunuch workhouse" and "east eunuch workhouse"?

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"Conquer others with virtue" *hands you a brick with the word 'virtue' written on it*

Recently got back into historical fiction, right? So I read this one, 穿越大唐：当个闲王这么难 by 悟途, and it's like about being the tenth prince of the Tang Dynasty, and it's really good because of how relaxing it is, there's still the usual tech stuff, but mostly it's about political intrigue, profiteering, and world domination through proxies, instead of, you know, violence and wars and booze and shit

maybe only the lower dantian is in the balls

but anyway, in chinese, a strip club isn't a "club where people take off clothes", but a "疯马秀", as in a "crazy horse show", so Ranma is actually just anime Magic Mike

"Hey, Boss. We spent so much and we eat here all the time, can you round the bill down?"
"... well, since you're an old customer, that's fine. Let's drop it down from 800 to 790?"
"Alright, Boss. Here's 800, keep the last 10 as a tip! I'm so generous!"

anime in the west will be better when localization and voice acting are both done by AI

can you change my name to deathkeeper plz

happy that someone translated the fifth part of cabin's Itabasami na Wakachi Ai

yeah

It's nice to know that it only takes four words, 劫富济贫, to express like, that kinda robin hoody robbing the rich to give to the poor thing

the chinese "farmyard fertilizer" is just a way to say poop

I'm getting so mad over a shitty light novel anime, what's wrong with me. I mean, Villainess Level 99 isn't any different from any other light novel anime protagonist, but, I don't know. You telling me MC has nuke-level magic, and for all the bullying she gets from the three dumbasses, she's just letting them off with a 'sorry'? What is this bullshit. No sincerity. No wonder she's not getting laid.

what's with the weird neco arc fandom that's like hidden in the sewers of the internet

jigokuraku is like, basically cultivator shit, but put in medieval japan, and you get muggle mooks freaking out about the cultivators' creations

obelisk, slifer, and ra are blue red and yellow, Articuno Moltres and Zapdos are also blue red and yellow

Coincidence? I think not

"welfare" is apparently another term for lewd selfies sent into a group chat

apparently over here they call that place "loli island" instead of you know epstein's or whatever

I think the problem with the latter is that those types of stories have one attractive male protagonist but no male and antagonists. You know it's like the NTR type harem stories seem more real because there's actually other guys, and if the girls are really that great then there has to be plenty of jealous suitors hovering around them.

I realize that there are more abilities than just those

Such as causing accidental falling like rito does in to loveru, critical strikes (seeing and touching the sensitive parts of the body for maximum effect pressure points but lewd), drafts of wind like negi in negima, button bursting, you know

a cute girl's healing smile can melt any dao heart and turn any father into a daughter slave

a girl's dantian isn't something any boy can casually touch

unlock hypnosis, time stop, tentacle, mind reading, shibari eyes, blackmail...

"我不是蘿莉控，我不是蘿莉控" said Biigoh

wtf why is a grilled cheese 46 rmb

If you lose a testicle, you become Santa Claus, because 废掉了一颗蛋，就变成了剩蛋老人（圣诞老人）

this pun is pretty good

in the geneseed mod for Rimworld, you can eat Astarte Custodes meat

"欲哭无泪" sounds so much better in Chinese than the English "want to cry but had no tears"