Weird things that you've done while half-asleep

I normally keep a folded sock over the screen of my radio, because blue light apparently messes with your sleep. When I got back from taking a shower, this morning, I noticed that it was missing, and tried to find it. Then I remembered that, right after I woke up, I decided that I had to eat it, and threw it away, when I couldn't bite through it, because it had obviously gone bad.

A year or two ago, I was told that I had to pick my cousin up from the airport in an hour or two, right after waking up. However, I didn't want to wake up, yet, so my mind tricked me into hearing that I had to pick Sonic the Hedgehog up from the airport. Like I said, I didn't want to wake up, yet, so I just stayed in bed, because Sonic can run hundreds of miles per hour, and he could run wherever he needed to go, as far as I was concerned. Luckily, I realized that Sonic was a fictional character in time to pick my cousin up.

Anyone else have any weird half-asleep stories to share?

 

I was at my cousin's house 20 years ago having a sleepover. I ate his mom's spaghetti. Bad decision on my part.

My cousins and I soon went to bed. the house was small so all four of us boys shared the same room. I fell asleep healthy as can be.

I woke up in the middle of the night hallucinating. The room was pitch black, but to my eyes, it looked just like my kindergarten classroom, only tinted blue for some reason. I felt the need to find my sleeping mat to lay down for nap time, so I started walking towards my desk I kept running into something. I felt the need to vomit. after looking down at what looked like a trashcan, I let loose with the bad spaghetti puke.

I heard screaming, then blinding lights turned on.

And then I got my ass kicked as the 16 year old realized which 6 year old covered him and his bed in puke.

I never ate my aunt Cindy's cooking ever again.

 

I slept-walked into my parent's bedroom in search of a toilet, failed to find one, got trapped in a corner, couldn't get out, so I pissed in the corner.

They never let me hear the end of it afterwards.

 

10 years old me encountered the primal scene fortunately enough for my young innocent mind although everything in the room is clear that particular scene where my parents did that were somehow clouded by inky blackness.
I even approached it and it still a blob of inky blackness that realized their children witnessed something he shouldn't seen.

 

I have a few Sleepwalking stories from ages 8-14 one of the funniest happened when I was 12 we had moved about 3 years before hand into a house with a modified by level main floor and my mom's chair was right below the banister. So here I am totally out of it so I walk out of my room PAST the bathroom to the banister and my mom is in her chair. Then the pants start coming down and my Dad comes out of the bedroom for a drink and then Says "Zach I think you need to be somewhere else." Then he with one hand steers me to the bathroom ( One of the worse thing to do with a sleep walker is startle them because everyone reacts differently and most react violently). So it was a near miss and whenever my door opened my mom would look up to watch for her own protection. Man I was embarrassed when my mom told me a couple of years later now I just Laugh every time I hear it again.