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Lazurman

That Others May Fap, Male, from In My Bunk

My NaNoWriMo resolution is thus: Write at least 1.7k words of SOMETHING every day until November ends. Don't have to be for the same thing. Nov 1, 2022

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1. Lazurman
  My NaNoWriMo resolution is thus: Write at least 1.7k words of SOMETHING every day until November ends. Don't have to be for the same thing.
  
  Nov 1, 2022
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  3. Daniel K. English
    aww shit it's that time of year again... NaNoWriMo and NNN.
    
    Nov 1, 2022
    
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  4. Lazurman
    Not even joking, I have noticed a direct correlation between me masturbating, and my inability to work up motivation to write or do much of anything productive. So yeah, I'm doing both NNN and NaNoWriMo at once.
    
    Nov 1, 2022
    
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  5. Evilhippy
    You poor masochistic bastard.
    
    [Salute]
    
    Nov 2, 2022
    
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2. Vergil1989 Crossover King
  Sexy silly snek! 'Catches snek and loves it and pets it and takes it home.' My snek! :P
  
  Jan 20, 2022
3. Lazurman
  Hey. Go watch Arcane. Go watch it and be hurt like I have been. That is all.
  
  Jan 9, 2022
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  2. Succinctly
    That's a strong opening, thanks for the rec
    
    Jan 9, 2022
    
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  3. Vergil1989 Crossover King
    God it was awesome though, and I don't even play LoL at all. I loved the entire season even if the lore and stuff was completely unknown to me for the most part.
    
    Jan 20, 2022
    
    Succinctly likes this.
4. Vergil1989 Crossover King
  Tis a silly sexy snek! 'Catches the snek.' My snek! :P
  
  Jul 14, 2021
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5. Ahtu
  Have you considered getting back to your Skyrim story? Though you havn't gotten very far, it's one of the best ones out there. Possibly *the best* in terms of those focusing soley on the Skyrim SI, rather than crossover.
  
  If you kept it going, you could very well overtake Don Dokhmesy(I believe it was spelled like that?). You're just lacking in content for the moment.
  
  Oct 18, 2020
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  3. Ahtu
    A bit like politics today, where you're a centerist, and don't really like either party.
    
    Oct 18, 2020
    
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  4. Lazurman
    I haven't checked my profile in a while, sorry! At the moment, the Skyrim SI is sleeping--but other projects are in the works.
    
    Dec 16, 2020
    
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  5. Ahtu
    Hoping you get back to it soon enough. I'll see what you're currently on in the meanwhile ^^
    
    Jan 7, 2021
    
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6. Vergil1989 Crossover King
  Snek! 'Hugs the Snek'. :D
  
  Sep 10, 2020
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7. Soulcore
  Do you and slayer have any plans to continue the duo si economy? What does the magic ball say?
  
  Jul 20, 2020
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  2. Lazurman
    My intoxicated magic 8 ball says... 'When brain is not being useless depressed lump of fuck, maybe yes.'
    
    Jul 21, 2020
    
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8. Hypervane
  Kept forgetting to ask, but why is your name in gold Mr. Snek?
  
  Jun 1, 2020
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  2. Lazurman
    Because I donate the monies monthly. I love this site and have no wish for it to be unable to pay for itself.
    
    Jun 1, 2020
    
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  3. Hypervane
    Ah, so your name shines with the light of a cultured man, gotcha. Carry on!
    
    Jun 1, 2020
    
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9. Vergil1989 Crossover King
  Snek, Snek?! SNEEEEEEEKKKKKK! :P Lol hey.
  
  Apr 18, 2020
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10. KinKrow
  Skyrim SI updoot status?
  
  Mar 30, 2020
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  2. Lazurman
    Magic Eight Ball says, "Ask again later."
    
    Mar 31, 2020
    
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11. Lazurman
  Watch Train to Busan. Have a tissue box at hand. That is all.
  
  Mar 2, 2020
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  2. daimahou
    I'm not that one of a quick shot to need to have a tissue box at hand.
    
    :P
    
    Mar 2, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Soulcore, NuclearBirb and 3 others like this.
12. NuclearBirb
  Hey man! You plan on contuining your skyrim SI? I know for a fact how hard it can be to actually get the motivation to write, but i still dearly hope to see more!
  
  Feb 24, 2020
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13. Vergil1989 Crossover King
  I see a sneaky snek on my R34 Economy story. :D
  
  Feb 4, 2020
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14. deadman2020
  What are the odds of continuing Incremental Progress any time soon? Asking for a friend.
  
  Jan 16, 2020
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  2. Tyrantviewer
    Seconded, I loved the premise and would love to see how it impacts the worm setting, even if it is only in terms of things like Taylor's curves
    
    Feb 21, 2020
    
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15. Lazurman
  Happy New Year, gang.
  
  Jan 1, 2020
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16. Lazurman
  Merry Christmas, assorted debauched sluts, pervs, and other such scions of sin!
  
  Dec 25, 2019
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17. Dracohuman
  I've been enjoying you skyrim fic so far. I'm just going to drop a link to this video real quick. Just incase it helps with some inspiration. https://youtu.be/RPxvTd_jCPQ
  
  Sep 8, 2019
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  2. Lazurman
    I dig this madness. Thanks, dawg!
    
    Sep 8, 2019
    
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  3. Dracohuman
    Gucci, glad you the beast. Stay frosty out there my man.
    
    Sep 8, 2019
    
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18. ebolasos
  What happened to your coc fic?
  
  Sep 3, 2019
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  3. Lazurman
    Nani? Please wait warmly.
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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  4. ebolasos
    Never mind, I'm a dumbass
    
    I didn't remember the name and was trying to use the tags to find it and couldn't find it
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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  5. Lazurman
    https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/corruption-of-the-willing.3414/
    
    Nope. It's still there. Rub dat sand outta yer eyes, feller!
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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19. NuclearBirb
  Please tell me you plan on updating zero plus one eventually.
  
  Feb 14, 2019
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20. ZurigaSungama
  Like
  I didn't go looking for this.
  But, here:
  https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/a8rnrk/snake_stockings/
  
  Dec 23, 2018
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  2. Lazurman
    lol
    
    Dec 23, 2018
    
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21. Psyckosama
  How you been snek?
  
  Nov 11, 2018
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  3. Psyckosama
    Not much. Found out I had chronic appendicitis which seems to be a thing sometimes. Was the reason I was so utterly hatefully angry all the time. I was under constant physical stress and pain from it even though I wasn't actively aware of it except when it had episodes.
    
    Nov 11, 2018
    
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  4. Lazurman
    Sucks, dude. You seen anyone about getting it taken care of?
    
    Nov 11, 2018
    
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  5. Psyckosama
    Yeah. I didn't realize until after it had been removed. I spent an entire month smiling. And keep in mind this was a month I spent pretty much on my back and in pain. Surgical pain was actually a form of physical relief. Fucked up ain't it?
    
    Nov 11, 2018
    
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22. kinglugia
  *licks teh snek*
  
  Oct 24, 2018
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  2. Imabot
    Bow chika wow wow
    
    Oct 24, 2018
    
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  3. Lazurman
    Nuuu! Sneks are not foh lickin!
    
    Oct 25, 2018
    
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23. AngelicKnight.
  Lewd person!
  
  Jun 1, 2018
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  3. AngelicKnight.
    I haz questions about that!
    
    Jun 1, 2018
    
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  4. Lazurman
    YOU MAY ASK YOUR QUESTIONS
    
    Jun 1, 2018
    
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  5. AngelicKnight.
    Pm imminent!
    
    Jun 1, 2018
    
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24. TricksterPriest
  Lazur! Y U no say hi? :p
  
  Apr 4, 2018
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  2. Lazurman
    Oh, sorry.
    
    May 2, 2018
    
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  3. Lazurman
    Must've missed the alert. Hi!
    
    May 2, 2018
    
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  4. TricksterPriest
    Have you checked out my story yet? :3
    
    May 2, 2018
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
25. Lazurman
  Downloading Getting Over It is one of the worst mistakes of my life.
  
  Jan 21, 2018
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  3. asdx
    It's less taking it personally and more "ALL MY WORK IS FUCKING GONE BECAUSE IT CONTROLS LIKE ASS"
    
    Jan 21, 2018
    
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  4. inkoalawetrust
    Just get over it already.
    
    Feb 1, 2018
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122, AngelicKnight. and 1 other person like this.
  5. Enigmatic
    https://youtu.be/TRqxKZUrT8I
    
    Feb 1, 2018
    
    Ddmkm122 and AngelicKnight. like this.
26. Rakdos92
  Who's your avatar? He reminds me of Jaune from RWBY, but I don't ever remember him around snakes?
  
  Jan 9, 2018
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  2. daimahou
    https://forum.questionablequesting.com/members/lazurman.3405/#profile-post-14288
    
    Jan 9, 2018
    
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  3. Lazurman
    ^
    
    Jan 9, 2018
    
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  4. Rakdos92
    Ah, so that shoulder-part isn't armor, but his naked should. Huh.
    
    Jan 10, 2018
    
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27. Lazurman
  IT'S 1:50am WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING UP?!
  
  Jan 2, 2018
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  2. ReinZero
    Being a lazy bum.
    
    Jan 2, 2018
    
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  3. tehelgee
    If I went to bed that early, it'd be because I was sick. :/
    
    Jan 2, 2018
    
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  4. inkoalawetrust
    Oh please i go to bed at 4-5 AM.
    
    Feb 1, 2018
    
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28. Lazurman
  Snerk. Today, on the road, passed a sign for Doggie Style (Salon). These (un?)intentionally lewd signs make me laugh.
  
  Nov 24, 2017
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29. Plotvitalnpc
  Whaddaya call a cookie made for lizardfolk?
  
  Nov 23, 2017
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  2. Lazurman
    I don't know. What is a lizardfolk cookie called?
    
    Nov 23, 2017
    
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  3. Plotvitalnpc
    A snekerdoodle
    
    Nov 23, 2017
    
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  4. Lazurman
    Gah! Got me wid da snek puns!
    
    :3 You silly thing, I like you~
    
    Nov 23, 2017
    
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30. ZurigaSungama
  Truly, a question for the ages: https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2017/10/27/solitary-confinement-part-three
  
  Oct 29, 2017
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