Chapter 34: Body Test
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After getting dressed and making sure I hadn't forgotten my ninja gear, I dragged my ass over to the familiar section of the Jōnin Reserve.
Before long, I was in a circular room where, like almost always, jōnin were sprawled on couches along the walls. Ten of them.
Three of them gave me surprised nods—my obvious physical changes were hard to miss. I'd sparred with those three before, separately.
I nodded back, and before they could start grilling me with questions, I threw it out there, shameless as hell:
"I'll bet a hundred thousand ryō each that I can beat all of you at once. I'm using only taijutsu and kenjutsu. You guys can use whatever the hell you want."
The three exchanged looks, while the other seven let out skeptical snorts. One of the second group stood up—then a taller, broader guy got up too. If I remembered right, he specialized in taijutsu, and our fights were always the most interesting… and the hardest.
"Hold it," he said, putting a hand on the shoulder of the younger one who was about to run his mouth. The kid just blinked and shut his open mouth. "Uzumaki-san…"
"You look different," I finished for him, not about to wait while he struggled to give birth to a thought. "Muscles tougher, face even more irresistible, hair silkier, eyes sharper. I've got a mirror at home, so yeah, I know. But the point is, I'm trying to make some money. So what's it gonna be—ten of you against one kid?"
The provocation hit perfectly. The condescension in most of their eyes flipped straight into irritation. The hulking taijutsu guy—Doro, if I remembered right—let out a heavy snort.
"You've gotten even cockier, Uzumaki," he said, rolling his neck.
The respect in his voice—like before our first spar—was a lot thinner now.
"Your mouth is way too confident, even for you. But…" The shinobi smirked. "A hundred thousand ryō is good money. I'm in."
He glanced back. After a few nods, he looked at me again.
"We all accept your challenge."
"Perfect," I said, grinning.
We headed for an empty training ground. None of us wanted to pay for repairs to this building—and a couple of the neighboring ones—after the brawl they were probably imagining. And, in my case, after what I was imagining, it would've been a few city blocks.
Ten minutes later. Training Ground No. 11
Ten jōnin spread out, circling me.
"You laid out the rules," Doro said, settling into a fighting stance. "Only taijutsu and kenjutsu. Start."
I didn't wait. My very first burst was aimed straight at the weakest link in their chain.
My body wasn't spilling excess chakra—it was trying to find the perfect balance for reinforcement again. I'd already found a balance for everyday life; now I needed one for combat. The point was to spar, not to crush everyone's morale by flexing my chakra. And also—important detail—everyone here was supposed to stay alive.
The first seconds were pure chaos. My body—still getting used to what it could do now—reacted with excessive, almost uncontrollable force.
My lunge was so fast I almost shot past my target.
Then my dodge from flying shuriken was too sharp, throwing me off perfect balance for a split second.
I snapped a kunai strike aside with my tantō, but I put way too much power into the block—my opponent got launched like a rag doll for several meters instead of just having his weapon redirected. Good thing I had enough precision to set the blade right, or I would've been left without it. I probably looked like a clumsy but absurdly strong monster, and that seemed to mess with their heads.
But that didn't mean we stopped.
With every movement, with every wave of chakra spreading through my body from my heart, I felt billions of new neural connections in my brain snapping into place. Calibration.
"He's strong, but he's clumsy! Hit him from all sides!" some jōnin I didn't recognize yelled, stating the painfully obvious.
They'd picked a decent path. It just led nowhere.
Every second, my clumsiness burned off. My movements became perfect—efficient, smooth, lethal.
Doro, realizing things were going the wrong way, charged me, his fists wrapped in dense chakra.
"I'm your opponent!"
He was fast. His punch had serious weight. I moved my tantō flat to parry, but instead I set it at a slightly wrong angle…
Not every time I'm gonna get lucky.
CRACK
With a deafening sound, the blade of my expensive, high-quality—yet, unfortunately, completely ordinary—tantō failed to handle the clash with Doro and shattered into several pieces.
For a heartbeat, I froze, staring at the hilt in my hand.
"Useless chunk of metal," flashed through my mind. "Though it did at least take the hit."
The very next second I moved—faster than I'd ever moved in my life—and grabbed Doro by the arm he'd pulled back. Just so I could smile, clamp his limb with my free hand, and with one violent swing of his whole body, hurl him a good twenty meters away.
No strain… so far.
"Hands, huh? Fine. Hands," I said, looking at the jōnin who'd actually paused at that little stunt. "That's even more fun."
I dropped the tantō hilt.
This stopped being a spar; like expected, it turned into a beating.
One of them swung a sword at me—I caught the blade barehanded. Steel groaned as my fingers tightened, leaving deep dents in it, and I ripped the weapon out of my opponent's stunned grip. From the squeeze, the sword cracked right in my palm.
Another tried to hit me in the back—I didn't even turn, just drove an elbow back, precise, without extra force so I wouldn't kill him, right into the solar plexus. He dropped, gulping air.
A third started forming seals for a Fireball—I was next to him before he could even exhale, and a light chop to the neck put him to sleep.
Doro attacked again, his taijutsu was excellent. But I could see everything—every move, every trick. I slipped his strike, let it pass, and answered with a short palm strike to the chest. He flew back like he'd been hit by a battering ram and slammed into the ground, unable to get up.
Thirty seconds after my tantō broke, it was over. Ten Konoha jōnin were scattered across the grass. Some groaned, some were unconscious. And I stood in the center, not even winded, clenching and unclenching my fists, enjoying the control over this new, insane strength.
I walked over to Doro, who was trying to rise.
"Looks like you owe me a million ryō."
The fight was… bad. Really bad. I hadn't used even a tenth of my full power.
In a slightly shitty mood, I stopped by a confectionery to test what my upgraded tongue could do with flavors. After that—if not fully happy, then at least satisfied enough—I headed for the residence everyone here knew.
"How's life, Hokage-sama?" I walked up to the chair by the desk and sat down.
"I'm fine, Naruto," the old man sighed, like always setting his papers aside the second I showed up. Then he reached into a drawer and handed me an envelope. "But not everyone can say the same."
"Oh, that was quick," I said, casually pulling a stack of bills out of the envelope. I looked them over, shoved them back in, and started spinning the envelope in my fingers. "They decided to pass it through you," I stated.
"Correct. And, as you asked, they requested to never be invited to spar with you again." Hiruzen sighed. "Ohh, Naruto. You short on money? But… more importantly—what the hell happened to you? You've changed."
"Did an artificial body enhancement," I shrugged, like I'd just said I ate ice cream.
Hiruzen's look shifted. He stayed silent while I listened to his blood pressure climb right in front of my eyes. Would be real bad if he had a damn heart attack…
"Naruto," he finally said. "You didn't run experiments on Konoha's citizens, did you?"
"Uh…" I cut off, then spread into a grin. "Actually, yeah."
Hiruzen's eyes blew wide with fear, and then a huge disappointment started building in them.
"But I know the Land of Fire's laws, and I got written, notarized consent," I said, pulling a single sheet from the seal on my bracer and handing it to the old man.
At the sight of that one page, he froze. Suspicion flickered in his eyes.
He snatched it out of my hand, and after he read it, his eye started twitching.
He carefully set the paper on the desk. It basically said that I, Uzumaki Naruto, allow Uzumaki Naruto to perform any medical procedures on Uzumaki Naruto.
"That was a bad joke."
"Sorry," I said, actually a little guilty, shrugging.
"And… messing with your own body can be extremely dangerous. You're a medic—you should know that."
"I covered my ass with precautions."
He went quiet again, then leaned back in his chair a second later.
"The tests were done on Gatō's people?" Hiruzen hit the bullseye.
"Exactly."
Silence again.
"I… can't say I don't understand you," Sarutobi finally said. "But I hoped you'd find more light in your heart to guide them, not… do that."
"I think the citizens of the Land of Waves wouldn't understand your hopes, specifically."
A mournful sigh escaped the old man.
"Still, I think I showed enough kindness. Toward those same citizens of the Land of Waves. Didn't say it before, so I'll brag now: I gave them a chance at a better life. The officials and daimyō are under control and will do everything I order. They'll trade using a few modern strategies my clone saw in one country on a neighboring continent. And besides that, I financed them with my own assets. Well—assets that used to belong to Gatō's cartel. So they'll be back on their feet soon and living way better than before. Oh, and they'll pay me a little for it too."
Hiruzen listened with a dark, thoughtful look, and when I finished, he pulled out the most important bit:
"Naruto… the Land of Waves is following your economic directives… and has to pay you back… Did you just annex the economy of a neighboring country?"
"Well… yeah. I did them good—no reason to screw myself over."
"…" Hiruzen looked like he wanted to say something, then changed his mind and switched topics. "Fine. Why are you here?"
Finally, the point.
"I want to order an S-rank mission from the village." Hiruzen's eyes widened, and I just handed the envelope back. "I want to fight a real taijutsu master. At full power."
A flicker of confusion crossed the old man's face. He slid forward and took the envelope.
"So the fight with those jōnin wasn't enough?"
"That wasn't a fight. More like I lightly patted them and they immediately dropped. And I can't even tell how easy it actually was."
"…Gai will be here tomorrow. He's on a mission right now."
"Great. Tell him I'm covering all medical expenses."
That was that. A million ryō for the spar I was planning was kinda low. Honestly, I'd charge more for something like that. But Gai is, uh, very well-mannered and way too, uh, kind. And even for a "simple spar with a jōnin," he'd only take that kind of money from the Hokage—and even then only because he respects him a lot.
I went home to prepare and to look forward to it. I might actually have to go all out.
The next day. Training Ground No. 24
The most remote training ground from Konoha—isolated. Perfect place to let loose. Standing on green grass in broad daylight, I waited.
Right on time, a green dot showed up on the horizon, rushing closer at high speed and leaving a trail of dust behind it.
Maito Gai was a man with massive black eyebrows, a bowl cut, and sharp cheekbones. He wore a long-sleeved green jumpsuit, orange leg—uh, leg warmers, and a green jōnin vest.
He stopped in front of me, bursting with enthusiasm and what he called the "Power of Youth." It didn't look like he fully understood why the Hokage had called him in for an S-rank mission.
"Hey there, Uzumaki-san!" he thundered, striking his signature "good guy" pose with a thumbs-up. "Ready to feel the full power of Youth?!"
I smiled a little. We'd sparred before, but back then he hadn't needed his main technique… the Eight Gates. Each one makes a shinobi stronger. This time, I was sure that would change.
"Maito-san, I didn't pay for an S-rank mission for nothing," I answered calmly, then let my voice get a bit more serious. "I've gotten a lot stronger. Don't hold back."
"Ha-ha! A million ryō!" he laughed. "I'm sure you overpaid, young friend! My youth is priceless—but not that priceless!"
"Instead of arguing, let's just check," I suggested.
For a moment, Gai stopped smiling. His gaze turned serious as he looked me up and down. No contempt, no doubt—just a nod, and an excited spark in his eyes.
"Yes, I see it—the fire of Youth burns so brightly! Very well! I accept your challenge!"
He struck his "good guy" pose again. I couldn't help appreciating that. He didn't doubt, didn't hesitate—just decided to confirm it himself. Kakashi could definitely learn something from his rival.
We met in the center of the training ground.
Like shinobi sometimes do, we started by testing each other out.
Gai opened with his Strong Fist style—every strike fast, powerful, precise. But for me it was… easy. At that speed my movements were nearly perfect; I redirected his attacks without effort, feeling his knuckles slam into my forearms without leaving so much as a mark.
Maito immediately realized I was different now. He could feel the insane density and power in my body. The tempo climbed, but I still wasn't attacking seriously.
"Good, Uzumaki-san! I understand! Time to raise the stakes!" he shouted, and his body began to change. "First Gate—the Gate of Opening! Second—the Gate of Healing! Third—the Gate of Life, OPEN!"
His skin flushed red; his veins bulged. The fight jumped to a new level.
But after a brief exchange, Gai realized—surprised as hell—that even this wasn't enough.
He started getting fired up. And so did I.
"Fourth Gate—the Gate of Pain! Fifth—the Gate of Limit, OPEN!"
His speed and strength shot up. Now it was closer to even. Our strikes collided, sending loud shockwaves that crumbled the ground under our feet. I blocked attacks that would've shattered anyone else's bones, feeling only heavy impacts.
The training ground started coming apart.
Our speeds blew past the sound barrier.
This is better. Still not it.
I started pumping a bit more chakra into strengthening my body, and the advantage slid back to me.
Every lunge I threw carried a pressure wave so violent oxygen ignited in flashes of flame, and the air tore with thunderclaps.
Maito could only parry those monstrously heavy attacks.
Gai, pushing himself to the limit and unable to land a counter, realized even that wasn't enough.
He sprang back, breaking the spar for a moment.
"I see it, Uzumaki-san! This is… incredible! My fire isn't enough! Then I'll blaze it hotter, to clash with yours!" he roared. "Sixth Gate—the Gate of Vision, OPEN!"
A hurricane of green aura erupted around him. The cracked earth at his feet crumbled into dust and swirled up into a vortex.
For the first time, I took a truly serious stance. Now the real fight starts. I released more chakra too—the ground around me split, and fragments began to rise into the air.
The air filled with the loud howl of our energies.
"Boom."
With a brutal kick, Gai launched me high into the sky.
Even surprised by the force, I stabilized easily in midair—after letting him do it. I could've dodged with Hiraishin, or just jumped away. But no. My goal was to test how tough my new shell really was.
"Morning Peacock!"
Gai was already above me, and his fists came down at an insane speed—dozens, hundreds of blows. The air around me flared from friction, and behind Maito, the windup motions of his strikes formed a fan of fire like a peacock's tail. Each hit was like a small explosion.
I crossed my arms in front of me, reinforcing them with chakra, and took the whole storm head-on. My jumpsuit tore to shreds, burns bloomed across my skin—but I didn't even twitch. My mind calmly rode out the pain, analyzing his technique, feeling my body endure that ridiculous onslaught.
The attack ended. I got blasted down, slammed into the earth, and a crater several meters across exploded around me. Gai landed nearby, breathing hard.
I rose slowly. Right in front of his stunned eyes, my burns and abrasions sealed up with a light hiss. My gaze met his—and mine was pure excitement.
"Excellent, Maito-san! Ha-ha-ha! You actually made me work! Now it's my turn…"
I jumped back, tearing open distance. In my core, a storm of chakra spun up, and part of it leaked out. The air, just starting to quiet, screamed even louder; trees at the edge of the training ground bent under the pressure of the energy pouring off me.
Gai understood he'd have to use everything he had.
"You truly are a monster, Uzumaki-san… But I am the Noble Green Beast of Konoha!" he roared again. "Then let us show all our strength! Seventh Gate—the Gate of Wonder, OPEN!"
A dense blue aura of evaporating sweat wrapped his body. Muscle fibers began tearing under the monstrous strain.
He raised a palm in front of his face, tapped it with his fist, and formed a hand sign like a tiger. White aura began forming around him.
In response, I settled into my stance. I wasn't using the Eight Gates. But thanks to the seal, an even more monstrous amount of chakra started concentrating inside my body. The air around me turned red.
The air around each of us distorted and flared, shaping into silhouettes of roaring tiger heads. The roar was so loud it drowned out everything else—and so physical it kicked off an earthquake.
"HIRUDORA!" we yelled almost at the same time.
A gigantic white tiger of compressed air and my slightly smaller—but denser, like it was overflowing with Yang—red tiger surged straight into each other.
They collided. My vision flooded with white light, most of it slamming downward.
The explosion was colossal, but almost silent. My ears instantly went dead.
A shockwave of pure pressure and energy erased everything. The training ground was practically wiped out, turning into a crater about two hundred meters deep and around a hundred and fifty meters across. For an instant the temperature spiked so high the ground instantly glazed over with a molten crust. Trees within nearly a kilometer were ripped out by the roots and lit up like matchsticks from heat over a thousand degrees. Chunks of earth were torn up and shredded in midair. Farther out, fewer trees were uprooted—but the superheated shockwave still started fires all over the area.
The blast hurled us both more than a kilometer away. I crashed into the forest, broken in several places, and hit the ground.
Slowly—very slowly—I stood up.
"Haa… what a madman. If I hadn't redirected most of that technique's energy downward and onto myself, he would've been torn apart…"
A disgusting, wet crunch and a series of clicks followed—my broken bones slid back into place, and torn wounds knitted shut right before my eyes. Swaying at first, then walking steadier with each step, I jumped toward where Gai's body was.
While moving, I formed a string of hand signs, dumped in more chakra, and created a technique that quickly dragged storm clouds across the sky and unleashed a pouring rain. The fires had to be put out fast.
"That was… magnificent," I said, looking down at the defeated master. His body was twisted up, and his skin was almost charred from burns. But he was alive. "You're a worthy opponent, Maito-san. Though you take way too many risks."
I dropped to my knees, and my palms flared with bright green light—modified Mystical Palm. I didn't say I'd cover medical expenses for nothing. And I needed to do one more interesting thing too…
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Before long, I was in a circular room where, like almost always, jōnin were sprawled on couches along the walls. Ten of them.
Three of them gave me surprised nods—my obvious physical changes were hard to miss. I'd sparred with those three before, separately.
I nodded back, and before they could start grilling me with questions, I threw it out there, shameless as hell:
"I'll bet a hundred thousand ryō each that I can beat all of you at once. I'm using only taijutsu and kenjutsu. You guys can use whatever the hell you want."
The three exchanged looks, while the other seven let out skeptical snorts. One of the second group stood up—then a taller, broader guy got up too. If I remembered right, he specialized in taijutsu, and our fights were always the most interesting… and the hardest.
"Hold it," he said, putting a hand on the shoulder of the younger one who was about to run his mouth. The kid just blinked and shut his open mouth. "Uzumaki-san…"
"You look different," I finished for him, not about to wait while he struggled to give birth to a thought. "Muscles tougher, face even more irresistible, hair silkier, eyes sharper. I've got a mirror at home, so yeah, I know. But the point is, I'm trying to make some money. So what's it gonna be—ten of you against one kid?"
The provocation hit perfectly. The condescension in most of their eyes flipped straight into irritation. The hulking taijutsu guy—Doro, if I remembered right—let out a heavy snort.
"You've gotten even cockier, Uzumaki," he said, rolling his neck.
The respect in his voice—like before our first spar—was a lot thinner now.
"Your mouth is way too confident, even for you. But…" The shinobi smirked. "A hundred thousand ryō is good money. I'm in."
He glanced back. After a few nods, he looked at me again.
"We all accept your challenge."
"Perfect," I said, grinning.
We headed for an empty training ground. None of us wanted to pay for repairs to this building—and a couple of the neighboring ones—after the brawl they were probably imagining. And, in my case, after what I was imagining, it would've been a few city blocks.
Ten minutes later. Training Ground No. 11
Ten jōnin spread out, circling me.
"You laid out the rules," Doro said, settling into a fighting stance. "Only taijutsu and kenjutsu. Start."
I didn't wait. My very first burst was aimed straight at the weakest link in their chain.
My body wasn't spilling excess chakra—it was trying to find the perfect balance for reinforcement again. I'd already found a balance for everyday life; now I needed one for combat. The point was to spar, not to crush everyone's morale by flexing my chakra. And also—important detail—everyone here was supposed to stay alive.
The first seconds were pure chaos. My body—still getting used to what it could do now—reacted with excessive, almost uncontrollable force.
My lunge was so fast I almost shot past my target.
Then my dodge from flying shuriken was too sharp, throwing me off perfect balance for a split second.
I snapped a kunai strike aside with my tantō, but I put way too much power into the block—my opponent got launched like a rag doll for several meters instead of just having his weapon redirected. Good thing I had enough precision to set the blade right, or I would've been left without it. I probably looked like a clumsy but absurdly strong monster, and that seemed to mess with their heads.
But that didn't mean we stopped.
With every movement, with every wave of chakra spreading through my body from my heart, I felt billions of new neural connections in my brain snapping into place. Calibration.
"He's strong, but he's clumsy! Hit him from all sides!" some jōnin I didn't recognize yelled, stating the painfully obvious.
They'd picked a decent path. It just led nowhere.
Every second, my clumsiness burned off. My movements became perfect—efficient, smooth, lethal.
Doro, realizing things were going the wrong way, charged me, his fists wrapped in dense chakra.
"I'm your opponent!"
He was fast. His punch had serious weight. I moved my tantō flat to parry, but instead I set it at a slightly wrong angle…
Not every time I'm gonna get lucky.
CRACK
With a deafening sound, the blade of my expensive, high-quality—yet, unfortunately, completely ordinary—tantō failed to handle the clash with Doro and shattered into several pieces.
For a heartbeat, I froze, staring at the hilt in my hand.
"Useless chunk of metal," flashed through my mind. "Though it did at least take the hit."
The very next second I moved—faster than I'd ever moved in my life—and grabbed Doro by the arm he'd pulled back. Just so I could smile, clamp his limb with my free hand, and with one violent swing of his whole body, hurl him a good twenty meters away.
No strain… so far.
"Hands, huh? Fine. Hands," I said, looking at the jōnin who'd actually paused at that little stunt. "That's even more fun."
I dropped the tantō hilt.
This stopped being a spar; like expected, it turned into a beating.
One of them swung a sword at me—I caught the blade barehanded. Steel groaned as my fingers tightened, leaving deep dents in it, and I ripped the weapon out of my opponent's stunned grip. From the squeeze, the sword cracked right in my palm.
Another tried to hit me in the back—I didn't even turn, just drove an elbow back, precise, without extra force so I wouldn't kill him, right into the solar plexus. He dropped, gulping air.
A third started forming seals for a Fireball—I was next to him before he could even exhale, and a light chop to the neck put him to sleep.
Doro attacked again, his taijutsu was excellent. But I could see everything—every move, every trick. I slipped his strike, let it pass, and answered with a short palm strike to the chest. He flew back like he'd been hit by a battering ram and slammed into the ground, unable to get up.
Thirty seconds after my tantō broke, it was over. Ten Konoha jōnin were scattered across the grass. Some groaned, some were unconscious. And I stood in the center, not even winded, clenching and unclenching my fists, enjoying the control over this new, insane strength.
I walked over to Doro, who was trying to rise.
"Looks like you owe me a million ryō."
The fight was… bad. Really bad. I hadn't used even a tenth of my full power.
In a slightly shitty mood, I stopped by a confectionery to test what my upgraded tongue could do with flavors. After that—if not fully happy, then at least satisfied enough—I headed for the residence everyone here knew.
"How's life, Hokage-sama?" I walked up to the chair by the desk and sat down.
"I'm fine, Naruto," the old man sighed, like always setting his papers aside the second I showed up. Then he reached into a drawer and handed me an envelope. "But not everyone can say the same."
"Oh, that was quick," I said, casually pulling a stack of bills out of the envelope. I looked them over, shoved them back in, and started spinning the envelope in my fingers. "They decided to pass it through you," I stated.
"Correct. And, as you asked, they requested to never be invited to spar with you again." Hiruzen sighed. "Ohh, Naruto. You short on money? But… more importantly—what the hell happened to you? You've changed."
"Did an artificial body enhancement," I shrugged, like I'd just said I ate ice cream.
Hiruzen's look shifted. He stayed silent while I listened to his blood pressure climb right in front of my eyes. Would be real bad if he had a damn heart attack…
"Naruto," he finally said. "You didn't run experiments on Konoha's citizens, did you?"
"Uh…" I cut off, then spread into a grin. "Actually, yeah."
Hiruzen's eyes blew wide with fear, and then a huge disappointment started building in them.
"But I know the Land of Fire's laws, and I got written, notarized consent," I said, pulling a single sheet from the seal on my bracer and handing it to the old man.
At the sight of that one page, he froze. Suspicion flickered in his eyes.
He snatched it out of my hand, and after he read it, his eye started twitching.
He carefully set the paper on the desk. It basically said that I, Uzumaki Naruto, allow Uzumaki Naruto to perform any medical procedures on Uzumaki Naruto.
"That was a bad joke."
"Sorry," I said, actually a little guilty, shrugging.
"And… messing with your own body can be extremely dangerous. You're a medic—you should know that."
"I covered my ass with precautions."
He went quiet again, then leaned back in his chair a second later.
"The tests were done on Gatō's people?" Hiruzen hit the bullseye.
"Exactly."
Silence again.
"I… can't say I don't understand you," Sarutobi finally said. "But I hoped you'd find more light in your heart to guide them, not… do that."
"I think the citizens of the Land of Waves wouldn't understand your hopes, specifically."
A mournful sigh escaped the old man.
"Still, I think I showed enough kindness. Toward those same citizens of the Land of Waves. Didn't say it before, so I'll brag now: I gave them a chance at a better life. The officials and daimyō are under control and will do everything I order. They'll trade using a few modern strategies my clone saw in one country on a neighboring continent. And besides that, I financed them with my own assets. Well—assets that used to belong to Gatō's cartel. So they'll be back on their feet soon and living way better than before. Oh, and they'll pay me a little for it too."
Hiruzen listened with a dark, thoughtful look, and when I finished, he pulled out the most important bit:
"Naruto… the Land of Waves is following your economic directives… and has to pay you back… Did you just annex the economy of a neighboring country?"
"Well… yeah. I did them good—no reason to screw myself over."
"…" Hiruzen looked like he wanted to say something, then changed his mind and switched topics. "Fine. Why are you here?"
Finally, the point.
"I want to order an S-rank mission from the village." Hiruzen's eyes widened, and I just handed the envelope back. "I want to fight a real taijutsu master. At full power."
A flicker of confusion crossed the old man's face. He slid forward and took the envelope.
"So the fight with those jōnin wasn't enough?"
"That wasn't a fight. More like I lightly patted them and they immediately dropped. And I can't even tell how easy it actually was."
"…Gai will be here tomorrow. He's on a mission right now."
"Great. Tell him I'm covering all medical expenses."
That was that. A million ryō for the spar I was planning was kinda low. Honestly, I'd charge more for something like that. But Gai is, uh, very well-mannered and way too, uh, kind. And even for a "simple spar with a jōnin," he'd only take that kind of money from the Hokage—and even then only because he respects him a lot.
I went home to prepare and to look forward to it. I might actually have to go all out.
The next day. Training Ground No. 24
The most remote training ground from Konoha—isolated. Perfect place to let loose. Standing on green grass in broad daylight, I waited.
Right on time, a green dot showed up on the horizon, rushing closer at high speed and leaving a trail of dust behind it.
Maito Gai was a man with massive black eyebrows, a bowl cut, and sharp cheekbones. He wore a long-sleeved green jumpsuit, orange leg—uh, leg warmers, and a green jōnin vest.
He stopped in front of me, bursting with enthusiasm and what he called the "Power of Youth." It didn't look like he fully understood why the Hokage had called him in for an S-rank mission.
"Hey there, Uzumaki-san!" he thundered, striking his signature "good guy" pose with a thumbs-up. "Ready to feel the full power of Youth?!"
I smiled a little. We'd sparred before, but back then he hadn't needed his main technique… the Eight Gates. Each one makes a shinobi stronger. This time, I was sure that would change.
"Maito-san, I didn't pay for an S-rank mission for nothing," I answered calmly, then let my voice get a bit more serious. "I've gotten a lot stronger. Don't hold back."
"Ha-ha! A million ryō!" he laughed. "I'm sure you overpaid, young friend! My youth is priceless—but not that priceless!"
"Instead of arguing, let's just check," I suggested.
For a moment, Gai stopped smiling. His gaze turned serious as he looked me up and down. No contempt, no doubt—just a nod, and an excited spark in his eyes.
"Yes, I see it—the fire of Youth burns so brightly! Very well! I accept your challenge!"
He struck his "good guy" pose again. I couldn't help appreciating that. He didn't doubt, didn't hesitate—just decided to confirm it himself. Kakashi could definitely learn something from his rival.
We met in the center of the training ground.
Like shinobi sometimes do, we started by testing each other out.
Gai opened with his Strong Fist style—every strike fast, powerful, precise. But for me it was… easy. At that speed my movements were nearly perfect; I redirected his attacks without effort, feeling his knuckles slam into my forearms without leaving so much as a mark.
Maito immediately realized I was different now. He could feel the insane density and power in my body. The tempo climbed, but I still wasn't attacking seriously.
"Good, Uzumaki-san! I understand! Time to raise the stakes!" he shouted, and his body began to change. "First Gate—the Gate of Opening! Second—the Gate of Healing! Third—the Gate of Life, OPEN!"
His skin flushed red; his veins bulged. The fight jumped to a new level.
But after a brief exchange, Gai realized—surprised as hell—that even this wasn't enough.
He started getting fired up. And so did I.
"Fourth Gate—the Gate of Pain! Fifth—the Gate of Limit, OPEN!"
His speed and strength shot up. Now it was closer to even. Our strikes collided, sending loud shockwaves that crumbled the ground under our feet. I blocked attacks that would've shattered anyone else's bones, feeling only heavy impacts.
The training ground started coming apart.
Our speeds blew past the sound barrier.
This is better. Still not it.
I started pumping a bit more chakra into strengthening my body, and the advantage slid back to me.
Every lunge I threw carried a pressure wave so violent oxygen ignited in flashes of flame, and the air tore with thunderclaps.
Maito could only parry those monstrously heavy attacks.
Gai, pushing himself to the limit and unable to land a counter, realized even that wasn't enough.
He sprang back, breaking the spar for a moment.
"I see it, Uzumaki-san! This is… incredible! My fire isn't enough! Then I'll blaze it hotter, to clash with yours!" he roared. "Sixth Gate—the Gate of Vision, OPEN!"
A hurricane of green aura erupted around him. The cracked earth at his feet crumbled into dust and swirled up into a vortex.
For the first time, I took a truly serious stance. Now the real fight starts. I released more chakra too—the ground around me split, and fragments began to rise into the air.
The air filled with the loud howl of our energies.
"Boom."
With a brutal kick, Gai launched me high into the sky.
Even surprised by the force, I stabilized easily in midair—after letting him do it. I could've dodged with Hiraishin, or just jumped away. But no. My goal was to test how tough my new shell really was.
"Morning Peacock!"
Gai was already above me, and his fists came down at an insane speed—dozens, hundreds of blows. The air around me flared from friction, and behind Maito, the windup motions of his strikes formed a fan of fire like a peacock's tail. Each hit was like a small explosion.
I crossed my arms in front of me, reinforcing them with chakra, and took the whole storm head-on. My jumpsuit tore to shreds, burns bloomed across my skin—but I didn't even twitch. My mind calmly rode out the pain, analyzing his technique, feeling my body endure that ridiculous onslaught.
The attack ended. I got blasted down, slammed into the earth, and a crater several meters across exploded around me. Gai landed nearby, breathing hard.
I rose slowly. Right in front of his stunned eyes, my burns and abrasions sealed up with a light hiss. My gaze met his—and mine was pure excitement.
"Excellent, Maito-san! Ha-ha-ha! You actually made me work! Now it's my turn…"
I jumped back, tearing open distance. In my core, a storm of chakra spun up, and part of it leaked out. The air, just starting to quiet, screamed even louder; trees at the edge of the training ground bent under the pressure of the energy pouring off me.
Gai understood he'd have to use everything he had.
"You truly are a monster, Uzumaki-san… But I am the Noble Green Beast of Konoha!" he roared again. "Then let us show all our strength! Seventh Gate—the Gate of Wonder, OPEN!"
A dense blue aura of evaporating sweat wrapped his body. Muscle fibers began tearing under the monstrous strain.
He raised a palm in front of his face, tapped it with his fist, and formed a hand sign like a tiger. White aura began forming around him.
In response, I settled into my stance. I wasn't using the Eight Gates. But thanks to the seal, an even more monstrous amount of chakra started concentrating inside my body. The air around me turned red.
The air around each of us distorted and flared, shaping into silhouettes of roaring tiger heads. The roar was so loud it drowned out everything else—and so physical it kicked off an earthquake.
"HIRUDORA!" we yelled almost at the same time.
A gigantic white tiger of compressed air and my slightly smaller—but denser, like it was overflowing with Yang—red tiger surged straight into each other.
They collided. My vision flooded with white light, most of it slamming downward.
The explosion was colossal, but almost silent. My ears instantly went dead.
A shockwave of pure pressure and energy erased everything. The training ground was practically wiped out, turning into a crater about two hundred meters deep and around a hundred and fifty meters across. For an instant the temperature spiked so high the ground instantly glazed over with a molten crust. Trees within nearly a kilometer were ripped out by the roots and lit up like matchsticks from heat over a thousand degrees. Chunks of earth were torn up and shredded in midair. Farther out, fewer trees were uprooted—but the superheated shockwave still started fires all over the area.
The blast hurled us both more than a kilometer away. I crashed into the forest, broken in several places, and hit the ground.
Slowly—very slowly—I stood up.
"Haa… what a madman. If I hadn't redirected most of that technique's energy downward and onto myself, he would've been torn apart…"
A disgusting, wet crunch and a series of clicks followed—my broken bones slid back into place, and torn wounds knitted shut right before my eyes. Swaying at first, then walking steadier with each step, I jumped toward where Gai's body was.
While moving, I formed a string of hand signs, dumped in more chakra, and created a technique that quickly dragged storm clouds across the sky and unleashed a pouring rain. The fires had to be put out fast.
"That was… magnificent," I said, looking down at the defeated master. His body was twisted up, and his skin was almost charred from burns. But he was alive. "You're a worthy opponent, Maito-san. Though you take way too many risks."
I dropped to my knees, and my palms flared with bright green light—modified Mystical Palm. I didn't say I'd cover medical expenses for nothing. And I needed to do one more interesting thing too…
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