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  • d.fish
    Before there was modern toilet paper, they had something called 美人纸, "beauty paper", where young maidens' tongues were used to wipe clean aristocratic ladies after they use the toilet; Dowager Empress Cixi is one particular example of someone who used "beauty paper".
    Rikov
    Rikov
    is this just a very literal shitpost or am i gonna spend the next few hours down a rather unfortunate rabbit hole
    d.fish
    d.fish
    it real
    Rikov
    Rikov
    im gonna regret this, but google isn't helping me so uh... you got some sources?
    d.fish
    Starscream: "If you join my company, you will have to work a full 8 hours every day. We only provide three meals and snacks, a 2-hour lunch break, only triple pay overtime, 1 hour of mandatory exercise after work, bonuses are only given three times a year, only have two months of vacation. The worst part is that your salary will only increase every four months. Haha, you will be exhausted and die!"
    d.fish
    Optimus Prime: "What did you say? You didn't receive full pay? But you only worked 12 hours a day, why should you be paid for a full day? Where did the other 12 hours go? Early leave? Then dock your salary times three!"
    d.fish
    People still use Saber-cosplay as their base form in vlogs as if that's what they look like in everyday life, doing cooking vlogs and shit
    Futo
    Futo
    ...you underestimate people man they really might be doing that lol
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    "If I can have her... then, even if I have to drive luxury cars, live in a mansion, and eat fine foods, I'm willing!"
    d.fish
    Even to this day, he is still called "great cinematographer Edison Chen"
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    Biigoh
    oh ho?
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    It's, like, one of the events that took down Hong Kong entertainment industry, because all the new, young Hong Kong and Taiwan female celebrities were fucked by him and filmed and it was leaked and stuff

    there's other events, like when the HK martial arts team beat mainland Chinese actors into the hospital with broken bones and stuff, esp. that one actor who played the white dragon horse in journey to the west
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    Biigoh
    Lol
    d.fish
    If you think about it, Krillin is inherently untrustworthy and unreliable. It is nice that he was able to overcome his bullies, but he that is about it. Later on, there was one crucial moment that he could've saved the world, but he didn't kill Android 18. If she turned out like in the other timeline or if Cell won, or anything went wrong, than the one moment he should've done something, he failed
    d.fish
    Reading the actual historical records, you find that Liu Bei has Zhang Fei's personality and Zhang Fei has Liu Bei's personality... such a way to beautify the nobility...
    d.fish
    "床前明月光，疑是地上霜，举头望明月，低头思故乡。"
    "明月是谁啊，为什么不穿衣服？"
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    Futo
    Futo
    Translation:
    Before my bed, I see the moon's bright rays,
    Which I mistake for frost upon the ground.
    I lift my head to gaze upon the mountain moon,
    Then bow my head, and sadly think of home.

    Who is Mingyue and why is she not wearing any clothes?
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Oh lmao, typo, fixed it now

    "床前明月光" is a double entendre, because "走光" means to streak or to be naked
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    Lewd fishy is tanuki moon light
    d.fish
    So in Chinese South Korea is 韩国 (Hanguo) North Korea is 朝鲜 (Chaoxian), so in a lot of these Chinese web stories, they don't write "韩国", but instead they take hints from English's south and north, and call it "南朝鲜" (Nan Chaoxian)... but the English translated back would be "South North Korea", sort of like how some Americans call that place "North Taiwan" or they call it "South Canada" I guess
    d.fish
    Lmao, this MC isekais to the past, has perfect memory of history, makes millions of dollars toiling away... but then doesn't buy any assets or stocks or invest in anyone and lets the money sit there or buy depreciating assets like cars or cameras or some shit. hahahahahahaa what
    d.fish
    It's surprising how every single one of these shitty entertainment past-isekai harem stories knows to write about how Warner Bros. doing creative accounting to have negative profits on the Harry Potter movie series to fuck over investors who contractually only get box office profits instead of box office shares
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    d.fish
    And like how Chinese movies will only share 33-38% of domestic box office to the movie makers, while the rest is actually taken by the government, for all movies in China, or like how in US, Chinese movies can only get 12% box office profits due to American distribution companies
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    yeah
    d.fish
    Name: Biigoh
    Race: Human (Tanuki)
    Class: Mod (1)
    Age: 20XX
    Alignment: Lawful Neutral
    Strength: 8
    Dexterity: 8
    Constitution: 8
    Intelligence: 8
    Wisdom: 8
    Charisma: 8
    d.fish
    Fan Bingbing is nicknamed "九亿姐" (Big Sister Nine Hundred Million) because she was fined for 884 million in 2018, then rounded up.
    Jing Tian is nicknamed "大甜甜" (Big Sweet-Sweet) because she has large tracts of land, both in wealth and in physique.
    Yang Mi is nicknamed "大幂幂" (Homonym for 大咪咪, Big Boobies) because she has
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