"Mine is very big, you should just endure it."
"Big? This toothpick? Are you giving me acupuncture?"
"Big? This toothpick? Are you giving me acupuncture?"
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ore wa Biigoh kami da
the world has a lot of tenryubito these days
I just think, you know, if Imu looks like Princess Vivi, and they cast such an ugly Princess Vivi, then, in like twenty years when Netflix actually gets to current One Piece, they'll have to use such an ugly Imu
People misunderstand Xuanwu Gate Incident, thinking that in ancient times you can use 800 soldiers to revolt and succeed the throne; back then everyone in power had fought beside Li Shimin for years, liken to his VC investors, and using 800 was all he needed to kill his brother, because it's like he already had the "senate" and "cabinet" on his side, he was just leaving his father some face
There's like tiers of ignorance to these entertainment genre stories;
entry level the writers who think MC will get all of a movie box office, after taxes, fees, etc.
then they think TV profits come faster than movies, and movies higher tier
next level think singers have simple 5/5, 6/4, 7/3, etc. share with labels
pro just realize props, meals, etc. can skim off the top multiple times
So how did 魔術師 get translated as "magus" in the first place? Isn't this just magician...
These entertainment industry genre stories that add cheat elements, like taking movie props and turning them into downgraded but real items, seem fine, but instead of using, like, their fucking 2060's AI to help them make a tech empire... the protagonist just keeps making TV shows and movies, wtf, how retarded is this author
These "apocalypse yaoi" genre stories with idol elements, as most shows tend to do these days, is really weird, like if this is the framework for the story to build on, then you might as well just end it right there, right, since humanity is going to end anyway
"I am a mermaid princess, under the cover of night, I sneak onto land and enter that human's house, and while it is dark and he sleeps soundly, I play with his phone!"
"So you're the reason for the 20 consecutive losses on my account?!"
Oda drew such a pretty Princess Vivi with glasses in the recent SBS, but the new Netflix Princess Vivi looks so ugly...
Entering the stage of realizing that the stories where the MC is in a perpetual state of bewilderment demeans the reader's intellect, suspense and cliffhangers be damned.
阿汤哥, Big Brother Soup, is the name for Tom Cruise.
Glorious Morning 2
And then Biigoh became capital
Biigoh lion meat ball 70% fat 30% lean
Honey trap isn't a seductive Bond girl from Russia or wherever seducing you, it's that loving girl marrying you, staying with you for years, and then they kill you, she inherits everything, marries the stand-in driver, who is actually one of theirs
I used to like 长歌行 a lot, especially the art style, but the more I read the historical records, the more I feel it's too contrived, like if it was fantasy, like King Arthur, then it's fine, but if it's historical fiction, it's, like, saying Lincoln hunted vampires or whatever
Smallgoh
Why is Magcargo fire and rock type when the real life basis, the Chrysomallon squamiferum, has an iron shell and eats iron and clearly should be steel type?
Recently, a lot of Chinese writers tend to write anal for some reason, and it's always about how her butt hurts the day after it whatever, so annoying
is drinking too much tea bad
The entertainment industry here sure has some tones of darkness, well, I mean, it's nothing like how there's Eyes Wide Shut shit over across the ocean, but you know, there's still people gifting people to each other, like the Weinstein stuff, for example
In the realm of Chinese fast food, for some reason, McDonald's fries are only fresh at 1 AM in the morning, and Burger King fries are only fresh at 1 PM in the afternoon
On the surface, it looks like "Nie Tengfei died in a car accident and then his wife cashed out and then married his driver", but what actually happened was that the underling of a power holder wanted the entire pie, killed him, threatened the woman, had a branch family member act as "driver", split the pie into pieces, used the driver as proxy to hold the largest piece, some 14 billion.
fate global offensive
Why us it that they keep using "bitch" in place of "slut"?
So there's a toothpaste called Darlie, 好来, with a white guy logo, but it was originally Darkie, 黑人, with a white guy doing a black face logo, but this was a Chinese natively made toothpaste made by three brothers, inspired by a Hollywood comedian at the time, who did black face, and they put out ads saying this toothpaste is like the plant bark black people white their teeth with
Before there was modern toilet paper, they had something called 美人纸, "beauty paper", where young maidens' tongues were used to wipe clean aristocratic ladies after they use the toilet; Dowager Empress Cixi is one particular example of someone who used "beauty paper".
Starscream: "If you join my company, you will have to work a full 8 hours every day. We only provide three meals and snacks, a 2-hour lunch break, only triple pay overtime, 1 hour of mandatory exercise after work, bonuses are only given three times a year, only have two months of vacation. The worst part is that your salary will only increase every four months. Haha, you will be exhausted and die!" -
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