Questionable Questing

I don't really see the point in keeping things private. If you keep too much of yourself locked away, nobody is making friends with you, just a face you've created. I feel total, complete, and brutal honesty with yourself and others is the best way to live life.

So you would send the good king back into hell?

Dr Totentanz

Not like I keep everything locked away from all. Mainly my sexual preferences and kinks. I can see what you mean, but I'm more comfortable with slowly opening up rather than having it all out in the open.

Nah I'm not burying him in Norsca. Besides, if he's truly the good king then he should be able to get out of this!

Mannfred Von Carstein

And that's perfectly fine. The basis of my moral code is "you do you."

Well, hell would actually be that Chaos Wastes province the invasion pops up in. I've also lost track of what exactly we're talking about here.

Dr Totentanz

Tis a good moral code. Similar to mines, as in "As long as it's not like murder or pedophila or something"

True but it has no provinces for me to chuck his kingly corpse in. Plus I prefer Norsca. I think we're talking about Louen's PTSD and the best way to treat it?

Mannfred Von Carstein

Thank you. An expanded version of it would be "I support the individual rights of everyone, so long as those rights do not infringe on others'"

Send him to Granadan Cuba or something. I'm sure the kingdom-in-exile would welcome a tourist.

Dr Totentanz

*surreptitiously puts away the book 1984 and Brave new World*
>_>
<_<

Or The Zone. I'm sure the sights and sounds of a roadside picnic will do wonders for his mental health.

Mannfred Von Carstein

Bad! No distopias! *swats*

How about we don't put him in a radioactive wilderness. I'm actually trying to help, here.

Dr Totentanz

N-Nya!? Fiiiiine... *grabs The Giver instead*. And at least Brave new World gave us a bitching Iron Maiden album

And sending him to The Zone would help! All that go to The Zone are marked and changed... perhaps that'll help him with his problems.

Mannfred Von Carstein

That's a distopia.

Change is not necessarily change for the better. Besides, the mutants there might trigger his PTSD.

Dr Totentanz

Gah you're no fun...
*pouts*

Well his mind's already fucked. What's the worse that can happen?

...Christ what a weird chain.

Mannfred Von Carstein

Not when it comes to the preservation of human rights. I'll sacrifice fun to the variety of moon deities that exists if it means their safeguarding.

Well, now he's never going to heal. You just invoked Murphy.

It's not that weird. Just... differently normal.

Dr Totentanz

B-but muh oppression! D:>
Free speech and thought is far too much of a bother, why not surrender it to someone who can make the most of it! Why Best friend Tabitha said so!

...Ah crap. Ya know what? He's a grown up man, he can handle his daemons on his own.

Mannfred Von Carstein

*draws knife*
*holds fun with the knife against their throat*
Don't make me invoke the moon. Pagan deities can get nasty at times.

Poor King Louen, abandoned by his superior officer. Never to live healthily again. A true tragedy.

Dr Totentanz

*is mildly turned on by the danger*
Uhhh is this the sacrifice part? Errr I mean OH NOEZ! What shall poor helpless me ever do!

Such was life in The Old World...

Mannfred Von Carstein

Silly Totentanz, it's not you I'm threatening to sacrifice, it's the personification of fun. Now step away from the distopias, and we can talk about this.

That's why we run off to the new, and then come back with a massive army and an equally massive fleet!

Dr Totentanz

D:>
No more butt play!?!
*carefully walks away from the three books*
Ok Manny, we can talk about this, don't slit Fun's throat and feast on its quivering, still warm body...

Sure that'll help his material issues but the poor man still is suffering from Mandrake root addiction and a violent fear of elongated fangs!

Mannfred Von Carstein

Among other things, yes. Now, swear an oath that you won't seek to establish a distopic or utopic state.

It's simple! We just get him addicted to tobacco. I'm not sure on how to deal with the fangs, though.

Dr Totentanz

...When did I ever say that?! I just keep those books around because they make good reading. Silly, silly sexy Mannfred...

Hmmm, perhaps multiple visits to the dentist shall rid him of those terrible fears? Along with the curative powers of tobacco smoke!

Mannfred Von Carstein

Juuuust making sure.
*releases fun*

Dentistry can indeed solve many things. Especially when aided by tobacco.

Dr Totentanz

Silly crazy sexy Mannfred... you've almost killed Fun and took away all the butt plays just because of your zealousness!

Yup, especially when the man is a Frenchman who has a crippling fear of vampires!