Xicree

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  d.fish

• Jan 21, 2019

Me: "Hermit crabs evolved to have penises 9 times their size to never leave their shells."
Xicree: "Talk about coming out of their shells."
Me: "You wish you could evolve that way."
Xicree: "... yes."

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  Malcanthet

• Jan 20, 2019

*Tries to offer Some Spidery Huggles. Well Aware that they appear to be betrothed to d.fish.*

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  d.fish

• Jan 20, 2019

Me: Come over.
Xicree: Can't.
Me: My parents aren't home.
Xicree: This is the wrong format. Stop.

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  d.fish

• Jan 20, 2019

Xicree: *Level 1 Xicree*
Xicree: *Level 35 Xicree*
Xicree: That's how Xicree works!

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  d.fish

• Jan 19, 2019

Me: "What's a fuck up like you gonna do?"
Xicree: "Well, I like being on bottom during sex, because I always fuck up anyway."

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  d.fish

• Jan 19, 2019

Me: "Are you too gay to drive?"
Xicree: "Why would that be?"
Me: "Because you can't go straight."

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  d.fish

• Jan 18, 2019

Me: "You know, it's kind of sad that we can have straight shota but it's assumed that lolicon is already straight."
Xicree: "There's STRAIGHT shota?!"

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  d.fish

• Jan 17, 2019

Me: "Cover me!"
Xicree: *Puts a blanket on me.*

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  d.fish

• Jan 17, 2019

Me: "Hey, Xicree, did you hear about what EA did this time?"
Xicree: "We live in a society."

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  d.fish

• Jan 16, 2019

Me: *Shows Xicree a picture of a happy family.*
Xicree: "Is this incest hentai?"

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  d.fish

• Jan 15, 2019

Me: "What are you going to do, become a fetish?"
Xicree: *Ugly Bastard Archetype Henshin!*

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  d.fish

• Jan 15, 2019

Me: "Don't masturbate in your fursuit, you hear me?"
Xicree: "Sorry, I'm deaf."

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  d.fish

• Jan 12, 2019

*feeds some corn to the cree and glares at the xi*

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  d.fish

• Jan 12, 2019

*snip snip* *takes xicree's xicree*

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  d.fish

• Jan 9, 2019

oopsey doopsey did a poopsey

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  d.fish

• Jan 7, 2019

xixixi

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  d.fish

• Jan 2, 2019

xicree is a bad meme

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  d.fish

• Dec 31, 2018

https://i.redd.it/n93rk1a2rg721.png

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  d.fish

• Dec 30, 2018

The world needs more Sassy Smug Lolis.

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  d.fish

• Dec 28, 2018

touch UR BOBS and le vegene

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  d.fish

• Dec 28, 2018

URA BUM

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  d.fish

• Dec 26, 2018

Xicree! Read!

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  d.fish

• Dec 23, 2018

*turns xicree into a goblin*

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  d.fish

• Dec 23, 2018

*banishes xicree to fantasy world*

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  d.fish

• Dec 22, 2018

*sits*

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  d.fish

• Dec 21, 2018

How disgusting, you fucking degenerate.

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  d.fish

• Dec 20, 2018

HMPH!

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  d.fish

• Dec 20, 2018

*Steps on Xicree*

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  d.fish

• Dec 19, 2018

Ew, how disgusting!

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  d.fish

• Dec 18, 2018

https://i.redd.it/ixrk5wraq2521.jpg