Xicree: "Apparently, elephant penises are prehensile, so they can maneuver them like their trunks."
Me: "Wait, you can't do that too?"
Xicree:
Me: "Wait, you can't do that too?"
Xicree:
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Xicree
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Xicree: "I have good taste."
Also Xicree: *Bastion 1-trick*
*lolis exist*
Xicree: *pulls out meat scepter*
Me: "People who play roadhog and act like they're actually tanking are just the worst."
Xicree: *looks away nervously*
Xicree: "What if my dad is also my father-in-law?"
Me: [Pun.]
Xicree: [Shitpost.]
Me: "Xicree."
Xicree: "Xicree was my slave name. Call me by my true name, SIR MUHDIK CUMSALOT!!!"
Me: "You're SIR MUHDIK CUMSALOT?!"
1960: "In the future we'll have flying cars."
2020: Xicree: "I want to look at cartoon little girls."
Xicree: *strokes meat pillar*
Xicree: "Let's fight!"
Shaggy: "Forgive me, Scoob... I gotta, like, go all out, man."
Scooby: "Gulp!"
Me: "Gulp!!"
Xicree: *resurrects*
Xicree: *dies again*
Xicree: *dies*
A Loli: "H-henlo thar."
Xicree: "..."
A Shota: "H-henlo thar."
Xicree: *Pulls out meat scepter.*
Xicree: "Why do I have to care about people who get more sex than me?"
Me: "Respecting everyone is common courtesy, you know?"
Xicree: "Oops! I accidentally dropped my monster update that is for my magnum quest!"
Xicree: S U C C C C C C C C lolis
Xicree: "I'm gonna say the N word. Here goes. Ningen."
Me: "Hey! Only us humans can use that word!"
Xicree: "Bottom Text."
Xicree: "Don't call me useless without calling me pretty!"
Me: "You're pretty useless, you hikkineet."
Me: "Hermit crabs evolved to have penises 9 times their size to never leave their shells."
Xicree: "Talk about coming out of their shells."
Me: "You wish you could evolve that way."
Xicree: "... yes."
*Tries to offer Some Spidery Huggles. Well Aware that they appear to be betrothed to d.fish.*
Me: Come over.
Xicree: Can't.
Me: My parents aren't home.
Xicree: This is the wrong format. Stop.
Xicree: *Level 1 Xicree*
Xicree: *Level 35 Xicree*
Xicree: That's how Xicree works!
Me: "What's a fuck up like you gonna do?"
Xicree: "Well, I like being on bottom during sex, because I always fuck up anyway."
Me: "Are you too gay to drive?"
Xicree: "Why would that be?"
Me: "Because you can't go straight."
Me: "You know, it's kind of sad that we can have straight shota but it's assumed that lolicon is already straight."
Xicree: "There's STRAIGHT shota?!"
Me: "Cover me!"
Xicree: *Puts a blanket on me.*
Me: "Hey, Xicree, did you hear about what EA did this time?"
Xicree: "We live in a society."
Me: *Shows Xicree a picture of a happy family.*
Xicree: "Is this incest hentai?"
Me: "What are you going to do, become a fetish?"
Xicree: *Ugly Bastard Archetype Henshin!* -
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