Cambrian: "Gagkh! Gagkh! Gagkh!"
Everyone else: "Wait, that's illegal."
Everyone else: "Wait, that's illegal."
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Cambrian
The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck
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Hearing a rumor that Pornhub might buy Tumblr from Verizon. That would be fucking hilarious, for obvious reasons.
Cambrian's... FLAT BUTT!!!
Doing my 'once in a blue moon' search of my name over on Spacebattles, and there's a lot more mentions of me in recent months than expected.
Someone over on Spacebattles said I write vaguely decent porn! *basks in the high praise*
3 Cambrians enter a bar...
Two Cambrians, exactly the same, in a room. One knife in the center. Told only one can leave, and whoever leaves is real. The other would be a clone. What happens?
hello there. I'm a Patreon writer too; AzureWings,, I need some help. I run a fanfiction patreon too and I was wondering if you can give me some tips on better providing, I had a sort of monthly Commission model that's been too much for me given my semi-busy schedule. I was wondering if you could give me some tips to be as proficient as you are. My email is Azurewings29@gmail.com , plz message me when you can
I showed up for an orgy a while back. None of the boys showed up, but daddy didn't raise a quitter.
--Massage Time--
"Can't you feel your stress gooo~ away?"
--Loses Consciousness--
Bethesda Game Studios presents...
"Hey, you! You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there..."
Sometimes, ya maybe think, ya know, ancient Rome might be kinda nice, having a dozen slaves massaging you at the same time. Or maybe 2000 years in the future, having a dozen pleasurebots doing that same thing. All we have now are a dozen memes in your face...
Okay, it was alright. There were a few cringe scenes with the forced girl power though. Also, it was made really apparent that they were retiring the actors who didn't want to keep doing this or were being too expensive. Also! Where did the little hammer go at the end???
I hope Endgame isn't underwhelming...
Cambrian Oppai
"Cockus Blockus!"
"Fun fact: There are more crashed planes in the ocean than crashed submarines in the sky." ~ Jeremy Dooley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpSd3L_rCi0 I was ready to skip 9 after the travesty that was 8. But hearing that laugh at the very end...
I think there's a lot of opportunities how they changed "he's pure of heart" to "well, fuck, the wizard will take anyone" in how Shazam's powers are acquired. It's even possible Cambrian gets them!
What about a meta story where in-story Cambrian has to do certain things for more donations from some sort of transdimensional omnipotent patreon; each supporter is like a god or something. Not sure about story, but could tie together a lot of different Cambrians?
What's your thoughts on continuing your DM seeking players Worm story?
When you walk into the boss room and the queenmother is scraping the ceiling of the forty foot cavern. https://i.imgur.com/1xnyCHN.png
faaaaaack quuuuu
In the end, you're actually and honest and good guy. Most creators hide how much they make on patreon, and that makes them a little more shifty as fuck. Like apparently some fan artists make upwards 1 MM per year and hide it to squeeze out more from other fans wtf.
Finally saw Into the Spider-verse. That shit was gooood
*Attempts Spidery Snuggles as a way to help you get over the illness.*
Bleeegh, being sick sucks
SPANK BOOTY.
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