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Comments on Profile Post by John_Oakman

  1. Imabot
    Imabot
    How many more you need to collect so you can exchange them for a reward in a gift shop?
    Jun 10, 2020
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  2. Nicodemus
    Nicodemus
    Normally I don't make fun of boots, buuuuuuuttttt... why didn't you eat the sticker? /s
    Jun 10, 2020
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  3. John_Oakman
    John_Oakman
    Imabot : probably around 7 to 10 more before I cover the entirety of my laptop.

    Nicodemus : tbf it's about the only boot thing I do, because it's the cheapest way to decorate it. Also didn't eat them because I bummed the strikers from others who already ate the bars.
    Jun 11, 2020
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  4. Nicodemus
    Nicodemus
    Better the laptop then what I did as a PFC. I put mine on a canteen cup. Don't do that, because Supply won't take it back and you'll have to pay cash.
    Jun 11, 2020
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  5. John_Oakman
    John_Oakman
    A while back I somehow managed to find a spare plastic water canteen, which my shitbag friend and I are planning on using it (and the MRE heaters) to make a grenade out of it at some point...
    Jun 11, 2020
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  6. Nicodemus
    Nicodemus
    Make some thermite from Etch a sketch boards sourced at the local goodwill or salvation army, put it in a balloon, put the balloon in the bottle like a used condom, tie it off...
    Jun 11, 2020
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  7. Nicodemus
    Nicodemus
    Then wrap the tip of the balloon around the lip of the bottle. To seal it.

    Edit: Ah, nevermind. Thermite wouldn't ignite from a hydrogen explosion.
    Jun 11, 2020
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