Questionable Questing

What would you teach?

Languages? Linguistics? Translation? Something along those lines.

I'd be a native speaker of two languages with a BA in Linguistics immediately upon accepting the Kanji, but I'd probably go to school for more things between then and accepting a professorship.

Fair.
I mean, we could've just made up some bullshit and had you teach it, the college power specifies that people will believe whatever they're taught at your college, and not consider it outlandish. (Sounds really dangerous)
We could have a 'Kama Sutra' class that goes up to Doctorates, for chrissake. Get'cha fuckdoctors here!

We still could!

Also, as Kweengcess, there's nothing to stop you from establishing a legit state school that isn't your magically-protected bullshit academy and teaching mundane, useful things there.

It'd be nice to have students not react to everything that's taught with utterly believing acceptance. Skepticism is healthy. The weird stuff stays in the Academy, though.

The fuckdoctors, for example.

Or would that be phuckdoctors? You know - PhD's?

But its also where we teach the history of Yahon, and about how Yahon stops global warming.
Because I don't think people would take either of those claims seriously otherwise, even considering the big island out of nowhere.

Sure, PhDs.

... just got another Like on Abbreviated Maid Quest. I really ought to finish writing that bear fight.

Part of our supposed national history is that up to the day Yahon actually appeared, it was led by a God Kweeng (no cess) who claimed dominion over the whole world, and held the seat of her power above it. When they died, it all fell to their permanently underaged saughter, who can't fully assume the throne of the world (only ruling Yahon) until she's physically 18. Which will never happen.

And also Yahon reappeared in the physical world, because Yotsugi-dono isn't nearly as magical as the madeup magical fmother from whom the kingdom and weird sexual state were inherited. On account of having been adopted right at the moment of death and transformed to match.

We just..claim all of that as true while being a modernized micronation in free association with the US and Japan.

Ridiculous to claim, but...makes as much sense as anything, when spontaneous island occurs.

And it's true! Just ask anyone educated at the state-sponsored national university.

Yep. Or sit in on a history lecture yourself! Our history is 1000 years long, in terms of what's recorded. That's what you'll think afterwards.
The reason /my/ mother gets immortality, per the story, is a backwashing of the immortality through Yotsugi-dono via the remaining familial tie (The former Divinity (title for the of-age monarch) of Yahon usurped my father's spot in order to make me Kweengcess.)

Or so 'tis said in the lectures we made up.

And then they all fuck.

/Yelling Bird as guest-lecturer

/Speckled Burd as guest lecturer.
But..uh...incest doesn't happen in the royal palace of Yahon, obviously. That'd just be weird and nasty when it's personal rather than fictional. Even if it'd still be fictional.
Other sex, though...

I meant in the classroom, but okay!