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Questionable Questing

Fedorable
Fedorable
some nurses are just a waste of life
1986ctcel
1986ctcel
*hugs* stupid asshole nurses
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
*Hugs*

Damn that's rough, she should have kept quiet about it if she had to say something.
Subrosian Smithy
Subrosian Smithy
No, Fedorable, you can own that shit!

*hugs*
pepperjack
pepperjack
Geez, why not shout at you for taking a piss in the hospital, too? Or for having a damn snack? Heaven forfend any human beings get admitted to their precious hospital.
Skelion21
Skelion21
*hugs* That nurse should be…punished for her actions.
magic9mushroom
magic9mushroom
Now I'm reminded of the time I had to masturbate in mental hospital.

Worst bit was that I had no tissues and they wouldn't give me any without me telling them why I needed them. So I ejaculated into the bin in my room. Which wasn't very satisfying, since I had to sit up to aim and I'm used to doing it lying down.
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
Telling you off is not what you want a nurse to do, lending a hand is what most would like.

Well I suppose being told off in the right way then "punished" is also acceptable.
pepperjack
pepperjack
I dunno, Knight. I thought of that, but the majority of nurses (like the majority of people) are not necessarily folks you'd want to get a hand from.
Finagle007
Finagle007
*hugs* Here. *leaves a can of pepper spray on Fedorable's nightstand*

Still, be careful; as you said earlier, you literally fucked yourself into that last heart attack...
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
Perhaps Jack but better that than everyone knowing.

Finagle did I read that right? Heart attack from fucking? I thought that she did something to her back/neck/brain?
Finagle007
Finagle007
Something about four orgasms in a row overloading her heart...
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
I... I see. The nurse may have had a point then (though still a terrible way of interfering) but on the other hand death by orgasm isn't the worst way to go.
Fedorable
Fedorable
My heart was failing and the extra effort the masturbating put into my BPM actually /held off/ the stroke for another hour or so.

Then I got a pacemaker and now I can masturbate as much as I like without pinging the heart monitor.
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
Damn!

So masturbation helped you!


I wanna hug you though, strokes are bad.
*Hugs*
VaporDeagle
VaporDeagle
Plenty of sex makes you live longer.

Obviously, masturbation would make you immortal
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