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Finagle007

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And I thought 2020 was bad... Can we PLEASE have a better year this time? Please? Jan 1, 2022

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1. Finagle007
  And I thought 2020 was bad... Can we PLEASE have a better year this time? Please?
  
  Jan 1, 2022
  2. Shinomo
    Well, as you can kinda see, the status of the world is...erhm... Yeah. Kinda bad.
    
    You may have jinxed us :C
    
    Feb 26, 2022
2. Finagle007
  Welp... Happy New Year, everyone. Let's try and make it a better one than 2020... not that that'll be hard.
  
  Jan 1, 2021
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3. Finagle007
  Merry Christmas!
  
  Dec 25, 2020
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4. Finagle007
  Happy birthday to me~
  
  Aug 13, 2020
  1. Vergil1989 Crossover King and hillo315 like this.
  2. Passing Pinecone
    *Blows Birthday Foghorn*
    *offers cake*
    
    Aug 13, 2020
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King, Zeus, hillo315 and 1 other person like this.
  3. Zeus
    Happy belated Birthday, here have some virtual hugs, and lighting
    
    Aug 14, 2020
    
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5. Finagle007
  My oldest cat is dead. Just a few weeks shy of 17 years old.
  
  Sep 19, 2019
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  2. Zeus
    Rip cat
    May you go to cat heaven
    
    Oct 30, 2019
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King, hillo315, Malcanthet and 2 others like this.
6. Finagle007
  Has anyone got a spine from a hanged man lying about? Or how about a patella going spare? I'll trade a half-dozen sharpened ribs for either.
  
  Sep 17, 2019
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7. Finagle007
  Happy High Treason Day you colonial twats~
  
  Jul 4, 2019
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8. Finagle007
  How DARE they?! https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/aufpc2/woman_with_disability_banned_from_no_frills_store/
  
  Feb 25, 2019
9. Finagle007
  Happy New Year, everyone! Let's make it a good one.
  
  Jan 1, 2019
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10. Finagle007
  Merry Christmas!
  
  Dec 25, 2018
11. Lunaryon
  So where is that back and forth from your signature from? It sounds really interesting.
  
  Oct 24, 2018
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  2. Finagle007
    It's from the epilogue of Saint Vidicon to the Rescue, by Christopher Stasheff.
    
    Oct 24, 2018
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King and Lunaryon like this.
  3. Lunaryon
    thank you!
    
    Oct 24, 2018
    
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12. Finagle007
  https://imgur.com/gallery/8fXm2f4
  
  Oct 21, 2018
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13. Finagle007
  My grandfather turned 101 today!
  
  Sep 21, 2018
  1. Vergil1989 Crossover King, Zentari2238, daimahou and 5 others like this.
  2. CptTagon
    Still a decade younger than most of the people on this board.
    
    Sep 21, 2018
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King, Zeus, Zentari2238 and 6 others like this.
14. Finagle007
  Happy Birthday to me~
  
  Aug 13, 2018
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  2. Biigoh
    Happy belated birfday~
    
    Aug 13, 2018
    
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  3. Cambrian
    Happy birthday!
    
    Aug 13, 2018
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King, Finagle007 and Biigoh like this.
  4. Imabot
    Happy birthday. Wish you best things in life.
    
    Aug 13, 2018
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King and Finagle007 like this.
15. Finagle007
  With pot set to become legal on October 17th, I predict a massive wave of new arrivals here in Canada.
  
  Jun 23, 2018
16. Finagle007
  https://exhentai.org/s/8f582c8f25/815461-27
  
  Feb 8, 2018
  2. daimahou
    what's the title? (sad panda won't get me to do the registering dance)
    
    Feb 8, 2018
  3. Finagle007
    Canadian!Tomo Captions(updated May 16)
    
    Only available on exhentai; the ehentai one was expunged.
    
    Feb 8, 2018
    
    daimahou likes this.
  4. MadKeyboard
    >Canadian captions
    
    WHEEZE
    Edit: Oh shit wait its actually good stuff (ome dumb stuff aside, but that’s always the case with these)
    
    Feb 8, 2018
17. Finagle007
  https://imgur.com/a/m1CTL Ahahahahahaha
  
  Feb 6, 2018
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18. Finagle007
  Violence must always be the option of last resort. If violence is not your last resort, you have failed to resort to enough violence.
  
  Jan 15, 2018
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19. Finagle007
  HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
  
  Jan 1, 2018
20. Finagle007
  On the one hand, this deep freeze will get rid of a lot of the vermin we had to deal with this past year. On the other, IT'S FUCKING COLD!!
  
  Dec 28, 2017
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21. Finagle007
  Merry Christmas, everyone! Now someone send around a road crew before I have to dig my way out!
  
  Dec 25, 2017
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22. Finagle007
  A number of colleges and universities in BC, NB and here in Ontario are now offering courses in marijuana production.
  
  Dec 5, 2017
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  3. Valette-Serafina
    What pun?
    
    Dec 5, 2017
  4. Finagle007
    The first comment I made after OP.
    
    Dec 5, 2017
  5. Valette-Serafina
    You call that a pun?
    
    Dec 5, 2017
23. AngelicKnight.
  Hey can I ask you something please?
  
  Nov 18, 2017
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  3. AngelicKnight.
    Any clues on what you searched or where about on the site you looked?
    
    Nov 18, 2017
  4. Finagle007
    Try the "eldritch horror", "monstrous humanoid", and "what" tags.
    
    Nov 18, 2017
    
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  5. AngelicKnight.
    Thank you so very much!
    *Hugs you lots*
    
    Nov 18, 2017
    
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24. AngelicKnight.
  You have good taste.
  
  Do you taste good too?
  ;)
  
  Oct 31, 2017
25. Finagle007
  Happy Halloween!
  
  Oct 31, 2017
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26. Finagle007
  New avatar!
  
  Oct 24, 2017
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27. Finagle007
  I hate acid reflux. That's the last time I eat hot dogs without bread or buns.
  
  Sep 2, 2017
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28. Finagle007
  Happy Birthday to me~ Happy Birthday to me~
  
  Aug 13, 2017
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  3. Cambrian
    Wait is this a late Happy Birthday for August 12th or you're in a different time zone and its now August 13th for you?
    
    Aug 13, 2017
    
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  4. Finagle007
    It's now August 13th for me here in Toronto.
    
    Aug 13, 2017
    
    AngelicKnight. and Cambrian like this.
  5. Cambrian
    Nice, we share a birthday then xD
    
    Aug 13, 2017
    
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29. Finagle007
  It's my grandma's 92nd birthday!
  
  Jun 19, 2017
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30. Anon̦̦
  A rubber-band-gun was confiscated in class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  
  May 31, 2017
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We are made in God's image. So it makes sense that God, though unquestionably Good, can be a troll at times.

"Do not carol victory yet," the huge voice rumbled, "for thou dost address Finagle, author of all that doth twist back upon itself. I am the fearsome spirit that doth invest all paradox and doth make two aspects of any entity separate and opposed as thesis and antithesis, in Hegellian duality."
"Ah, is it Hegel's, then?" Father Vidicon did cry, but...
"Nay," Finagle rumbled, "for Hegel thus was mine."

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