cosplay asmr is great, even if I don't look at the screen, it adds a little something, idk what
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wtf zam headpat-cheated on me >:0
*In fulfillment of the prophecy, I shall thus rest my open palm upon your head for no less than half a second but no more than two seconds, take my hand off from your head, then ritually repeat the above steps again and again until satisfied.*
ill zam
she need rest
shhhh
now u do me
*millennial headpat*
*centennial headpat*
*decennial headpat*
*annual headpat*
*monthly headpat*
*weekly headpat*
*daily headpat*
When you're just trying to squeeze through the crowd to get a closer look on the big commotion, but accidentally trip and pull the sword out of the stone.
Instead of saberface, they're all zamface. A holy grail war of seven servants, who are all actually zam isekais, and their masters are also all zam isekais, but none of them know that they are each a zam isekai, but they all know that if the holy grail war ends, and someone uses the grail, the world ends or something
I plant my zamtree to harvest my zampods. There's around five to six zambeans in each zampod, which can be planted in the backyard volcano so that we can finally eat zamelons
actually, even if lancers only have luck e, isn't that still ten times the luck of a regular person like zam? wait, zam has bad luck, so is that ten times zam luck?!
zzzam am am
zzzam am am
zzzam am am
good sleepy
*daily zam headpatting and groping time*
*touches your spine*
purposeful grammatical errors
yare yare daze, m'lady
IT'S OVER, SENATOR ZAMSTRONG, YOU'RE NANOMACHINE AUGMENTED BOOTY CLAPS CAN'T STOP MY MEMES
silicon zammy your the one
help me zammi kenobi ur my only hope
Senator Armstrong did nothing wrong.
America could use a hundred Senator Armstrongs.
PAT
Nice hands, may I hold them?
One zam sandwich please. A zamdwich, if you will. -
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