Biigoh

So another one of these "many children system" genre stories tries to solve the problem of having children while trying to keep up with the fast pacing of canon timelines, so there's the idea that one of the first rewards is a time dilation field, for example, 'the home island' in your "One Piece many children system" type self-insert has a ten times or hundred times time field that also stops aging or something

So originally, that "many children system" genre started out mainly about impregnating random bitches in cultivation world for rewards, but it's evolved now to more about picking what special talents the kids have, and usually it's basically the main attribute of an existing character, for example, having a bunch of saberface daughters with saberface NPs as innate talents.

Alright, for all the lolis, I suppose I'll admit that FGO isn't that bad

Fun rhymes time! 男人的嘴，骗人的鬼 (Men are all liars)

The reason why they're called "spicy chicken" is because "spicy chicken (辣鸡) (Là Jī)" and "trash (垃圾) (Lā Jī)" sound the same. So "spicy chicken" became an insult.

Wait, when did Biigoh reach over 100,000?

Abi and Kagura are pretty cute. Damn Naraku.

Iib Hog

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“Orochimaru, do you long for eternal life?”

“No, I am more eager to become a woman.”

Reason why the CGI Beijing in that godzilla and monkey movie looked so fake is actually because the lack of smog

Mica or Kirara?

Actually, in real life taoist cultivation, it's just mainly repeating a "super secret password that contains your understanding" four-word mantra in your head while meditating... it seems rather silly if you look at it from a disbelieving angle, though most things are that way. Can't even believe your own eyes sometimes with this world.

I think we could integrate Shaman King into the story, since it's also something that spans a lot of ancient history. Well, just a little bit of it, anyway.

There are no trash Pokemon, only trash Pokemon trainers.

There are no trash Devil Fruits, only trash Devil Fruit users.

There are no trash Zanpakuto, only trash Shinigami.

There are no trash isekai ideas, only trash isekai writers.

I think I'll name her "Shiroyasha, courtesy name Higetsu no Senhime, of the Dark Path of the Underworld, Crown Heiress of Shikoku no Seibu no Kuni, disciple of Yaochi no Seiobo of Honghuang", this seems appropriate considering the naming of nobles at the time, and foreshadows a bit with the meido stone stuff and her representation with association with the continent

Now some Chinese webnovels make their evil villainous insidious very very bad guys to be from the "Foot Basin Country", because "脚盆" sounds like "Japan".

I'm so done with these Pokemon fanfics where the MC gets a shiny Froakie with Ash/bond evo

too cute

https://youtu.be/mo94F9DeiNo Bii undercover as a raccoon at an obesity treatment center.

If you think about it, it might be better to have the Sign-In System be one instead of giving you one free everyday, you get a certain amount of "Sign-Ins" at locations of your own choosing through actions, for example small missions give you 5-10, killing Thanos gives 5000-10000, that kind of thing. So it's sort of like a lottery but you pick the general direction of what's in the pool, and you can save them

There's that thing in the Honghuang genre, you know, the tropes like that Pangu created Honghuang, one of the earliest trope events is Hongjun, Dao Ancestor, VS Lou Xiao, Devil Ancestor, desolated 'The West' (Tibet?), but the thing is, if this was part of the DXD world, we could totally skew it like "Lou Xiao is actually a sockpuppet of Lucifer", right?

Read this story of an isekai to cavepeople times, but into a tribe of beastgirls as the only fuccboi, so then it became like one of those city builder games, but it was really cozy

You know, an 'Eternal Tenseigan' should be more fanon, but it's not. I guess not enough edgy teens want to SI as a Hyuuga?

Ryu Ryu no Mi: Space Godzilla Form vs Hito Hito no Mi: Giant of Light Ultraman Form

Yaoi is great, much better than shotas, but in the end, it's nothing compared to the best, which is lolis.

Still feel like they exaggerated numbers and are just too indignant and shameless that they won't admit it. I mean, how the hell is the Shang Dynasty supposed to have a 100,000 professional army and 500,000 slave army in one location in like 1000 BC? It feels like they inflated the numbers by 100x or something.

[broken link to cute tanuki YouTube video was here]