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Questionable Questing

Cambrian
Cambrian
I fucked Shadowheart and then I fucked Lae'zal. The funny thing is, I used Shadowheart's 1d4 Guidance to help me convince Lae'zal to let me Top/Dominate her.

Afterwards, the two of them had a big falling out, not because they're both fucking me, but because of the artifact. It led to Shart almost cutting Lae's throat in her sleep.
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Cambrian
Cambrian
But I talked them both down, at which point they made up, became friends, and started SERIOUSLY flirting with one another.
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Cambrian
Cambrian
Like their travel interactions immediately after were like this:

Shadowheart goes "so have we buried the hatchet Lae'zel" and Lae'zel jumps into a spiel about how she would never bury a weapon and she doesn't get it

Then, not two minutes later, Lae'zel is like "I've been watching you fight Shadowheart, your skills are improving"
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Cambrian
Cambrian
THEYRE SRSLY BOUT TO MAKEOUT IN FRONT OF ME OR SOMETHING

(side note, woulda fucked Karlach by now too, but she's literally too hot to touch, let alone penetrate. sadge v.v)
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d.fish
d.fish
intense emotions lead to other intense emotions, that's like human interaction 102

lolll
d.fish
d.fish
Lae is still too ugly for me to like though

Seriously, nothing about minthara? Yeah, you gotta betray the druids to bang her, but I think that's a fine trade off... so some tieflings died, nothing lost really. Those kids are such assholes.
Cambrian
Cambrian
Killed her outright tbh. My first playthrough is a character who isn't into subservience or Absolute bullshit. So she died.

Second playthrough, Ima be Dark Urge and go full-lunatic. Might join the Absolute on a lark and then play with Minthara.
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Cambrian
Cambrian
Okay, so turns out Lae'zel is a submissive masochist and just wants you to beat her in a fight. We fought before a Long Rest, I kicked her ass, and then we fucked again.

She named me "Source of her Bruises" in githyanki
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Cambrian
Cambrian
Oof, did just lose Shadowheart tho. I guess fight-fucking Lae'zel in the middle of camp was a step too far. And Shadowheart wasn't interested in being the third wheel. Shame that
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Cambrian
Cambrian
Guess I'm a Lae'zal main now
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d.fish
d.fish
lmao

tbh

I keep imagining some thread on reddit taking a gith nose-hole and going "stick ur dikk in dat"
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