Zamoardo da Vinky
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Zam138
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There's this one line in this one story that I giggled at, it's where she was being bullied by him (for training) and she's muttering like, "Hmph, I'll endure... if I can't beat you, then I'll marry you and then I can always bully your children in the future...!"
Babidiboopi babidibapee, you are now a Da Vinky!
This is a good zam.
havent petted this zam in a hwile
whammy wham
I really dislike the stories/scripts that write "bargaining" like both sides moving towards a middle ground, that's so naive and stupid
It ought to be more like one side has the leverage, so it's like, they stick to it, and the other side moves up until reaching threshold
I saw one that went like
[Hello everyone, this is the Multiverse Brain Storage Center. Please queue up in an orderly manner to store your brains before reading the following story. Remember to take your number plate when you leave~ I hope you have a happy life, goodbye~]
the genders are male, female, email, scalemail, and blackmail
as it turns out, flat is in fact not justice
Rank Up!
[Name: Zam]
[Class: Zamserker]
[Level: 2]
[Strength: F---→F--↑]
[Durability: F---→F--↑]
[Agility: F---→F--↑]
[Magic: F---→F--↑]
[Luck: F---→F--↑]
[Noble Phantasm: F---→F--↑]
[Inherent Skills: Procrastinate EX, Divinity (Loser) F, Madness (Laziness) D]
[Noble Phantasm: Twelve Zams B, Shooting Hundred Zams C-A+]
"I'll spare you this time. Next time we meet, I'll kill you."
Walks away.
Turns back.
"Oh look, we meet again."
This is a robbery! Hand over that Zam!
my chaotic evil zam
zam za zam
zam zam
Some web authors no longer just put a [brain storage] at the start of their stories anymore, instead they get creative, like this one I saw to day that went [This is a robbery! Hand over your brain!]
and then I realized they were just asking for greater suspension of disbelief lmao
It's weird, you know, on douyin, there's those AI-read short stories, right, like 20-40 mins long, and more than half of them are gender swapped from femprotag to malprotag, yet the remaining femprotags are more courageous, decisive, and astute than all, swapped or not, of the malprotags lmao
many zams many blessings
*pets zam blubber*
I saw this one "parents got the wrong child and I returned after fifteen years" story, but it was written not as a soap or a drama but as a comedy and I couldn't stop lauching so hard that it's making me wanna write something like it too
The yugioh fanfics that open with them touting their favorite strategies in the summary really puts the autism in the open
Zam's Zammings on this Zamderful Zorld
It's weird that some authors age characters' canonical ages up for some reason
*dons zam some cat clothes*
"Why is this heart-shaped tattoo not over your crotch?"
*gives zam some cat toys*
[Brain Storage]
*feeds zam some cat food*
*gives zam a many children many blessings system* -
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