There once was a Zam who zammed so hard, becoming the Zammiest Zam, but this threatened the rule of the OverZam, who attacked the Zammiest Zam, so the Zammiest Zam applied for arbitration from the Zam Above All, who ZAMMED, causing all Zams to become lazier than before and therefore procrastinating from any conflict between Zams, rather than solving it, because the Zam Above All is also lazy.