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Zam138

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  • d.fish
    There once was a Zam who zammed so hard, becoming the Zammiest Zam, but this threatened the rule of the OverZam, who attacked the Zammiest Zam, so the Zammiest Zam applied for arbitration from the Zam Above All, who ZAMMED, causing all Zams to become lazier than before and therefore procrastinating from any conflict between Zams, rather than solving it, because the Zam Above All is also lazy.
    d.fish
    So you know with how trashy writers are everywhere these days (gotta make a living from a third job, after all), and everyone's chasing clicks, so everyone keeps reusing the character names that other people use, so over here, "Liu Ruyan" is a girl's name that keeps getting used for the heroine, but usually of those 20min long short stories where the heroine cheats on the MC and then regrets it later
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    Watch there be a Meta-Genre created from this about multiversal actors or some "Fight against destiny" plot against a world-hardcoded "There must always be a Liu Ruyan in a world!"
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    I did watch one short story video where the twist had been that as male 1 and female 1 faced what seemed like an insurmountable obstacle, female 1 turned to male 1 and was like, did you forget what my name was? and then the meme/meta effect was her overcoming it because she's who she is, or what she's called
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    I guess it's sort of like Mary Sue in some regards. I could see it happening in an English series with a female lead named Mary Sue, though that name is kind of dated compared to Liu Ruyan, which has only really risen due to the overwhelming number of short stories (written by humans and AI) turned into video on douyin/bilibili/youtube
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    I, a goddess of isekai, looking down at you from a higher state of existence, "Hey, you want to get repeatedly smashed by a truck so you can isekai, right? Because if you do, I can arrange it for you. If you don't answer me in this dimension, I'll take that silence as a yes!"
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who was reborn as the youngest daughter of a chaebol family in a 'gestalt' kdrama world, where almost all popular kdramas are fused into one setting. As the youngest granddaughter of the ruler of this trillion dollar chaebol, Zam has to face all kinds of familial struggles for inheritance, political drama, fall in love, get misunderstood, and even get a terminal illness like all kdramas do.
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam whose soul was split infinite times, and each time Chaldea summoned a servant, it was actually a Zam cosplaying with some little attached spirit origin borrowed from a big Zam cosplaying as Alaya and another big Zam cosplaying as Gaia. All of the servants, enemies or friends, are all split Zams. Fujimaru doesn't know that he's surrounded by Zams.
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who isekaied as a goddess of isekai who isekais other isekaiers, but one day one isekaier wanted to take Zam as his isekai cheat, and using some archaic isekai loophole to double isekai the isekaied Zam, causing her to isekai again with this isekaier to a new isekai world, where Zam is no longer a goddess of isekai but a random isekaied adventurer.
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who was tired of horni and didn't want to horni anymore, so this Zam stayed home all day and became a fujoshi otaku hikineet, and nothing interesting ever happened in this Zam's life ever again.
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who had a really lazy writer as the creator diety... of her shitty web serial world, and all she got was the average Zam life plus a trashy cheat system that give her a rebate of a thousand times the money she spends. This Zam became sad, while swimming in a pool of gold, wiping her sweat with towels woven with freshly minted cash.
    d.fish
    "My name is Zam Zamzam, and I like to sing, dance, rap, and play basketball, and I want to be an idoru."
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who was cursed to time loop, but it's counted in years instead of hours, but being an optimistic Zam, she tried to live each life to its fullest, so she'd master an art or a field, fall deeply in love, achieve happiness with a significant other... and then it'd start all over again from childhood.
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    Until a final restart where Zam was told that time stopped looping, but all of the thousands of significant others who fell in love with Zam also remember their one individual time loop where they fell in love with Zam, making those thousands each thinking their one true soul mate is Zam
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    d.fish
    Upon realizing this, Zam's response was "oh nyo"
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    oh nyo
    d.fish
    Today I learned that some people have great calculation ability, but use it in places no one expects

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    d.fish
    "Vat-styled biological cloning is too difficult, so we'll just have to pick up Zams from different parts of the time line, choose the best Zam and dispose the rest, and then split time multiple ways to have our Zam clones."
    d.fish
    but for reals though, thinking about it, I wrote too many SIs, and I don't want to use "Biigoh" as a placement holder for "average random protagonist", maybe it's time to clone some Zams
    d.fish
    It's like, I never thought of it that way, but maybe Council of Ricks and Zelretch are similar, so if we extend that to Zams across parallel spacetime, then we can have something really funny. And as we know, the immutable rule in Type Moon is that funny characters are the strongest.
    d.fish
    If you think about it, Fujizamaru Ritzamuka couldn't, as a regular back up master, grow so fast, become so strong, unless she broke her limiter... therefore she is one punch man

    zam hair loss?
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    She broke her limiter because she didn't have one (wasn't sane) in the first place! SHE REJECTS HER HUMANITY, JOJO-wait wrong series
    d.fish
    There was this one Goetia isekai where the MC, after being defeated and all, and before the lostbelt stuff, developed a FGO mobile game and caused Chaldea to become bankrupt
    d.fish
    Inside MegaZam lives a Zam, and inside Zam lives many SmallZams, and SmallZams are made up of Zamatter, and Zamatter is composed of SamQuarks, and inside SamQuarks are LesserZamUniverses, and what lives inside LesserZamUniverses are MegaZams
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