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Zam138

Zam138

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  • d.fish
    takeout keeps getting stolen from your doorstep?

    Put laxatives and sleeping pills in the takeout, so those goddamn thieves can shit the bed while they sleep!
    d.fish
    ok, I'll settle for seven zams
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    Best I can give you is eight, I'm afraid :,(
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    It's okay, I can feed them, house them, clothe them, and eat them <3
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    Sometimes, I don't just want one zam, but two, maybe even three. I can take them, for sure!
    d.fish
    it's so hard to separate the nintendo from the pokemon, especially since nintendo is canonically part of the world of pokemon, but you know, it's like with how nintendo does these days, it's hard to bring myself to appreciate the setting as I used to when I didn't care about adult stuff
    d.fish
    They say a girl in class is equal to the noise of 500 ducks. So on average, a class has 20,000 ducks.
    d.fish
    green tea zam must be a very good zam
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    Truly I'm the most custest, humblest, and most modest Zam's of all!
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    "Wow, Big Bro, I can't believe Big Sis isn't here for you at such an important time, not like me, your gentle, caring, and cute little Zammy~!"
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    Like, you know, every girl hates other girls who are green tea white lily bitch sluts, but everyone likes it if the person they like is a green tea white lily bitch slut hmmm
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    When one doesn't play by the rules and is an ally, they are clever. When one doesn't play by the rules and is an enemy, they are a cheater. Such are the biases of life.
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    d.fish
    <3 zam zam
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    Everyone has three zams, one zam that they show strangers, one zam that they show their friends and family, and one zam that they know only themselves.
    d.fish
    After I isekaied, I accidentally failed my tribulation and temporarily lost my cultivation. Rather than help me recover, my seven sexy disciples chose at this time to push me down instead
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    Seven disciples who, after centuries of having their overbearing master boldly teach them while unaware of them as males, begin to seduce her under the guise of "training"
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    Not only girls can jade, like, in 绝代双骄, the sexy father of the sexy twin bois, Jiang Feng, is called "Jade Male", and he's counterpart to his sworn brother Yan Nantian, and in the book, there's a saying "No woman in the world can resist Jiang Feng's smile, no man in the world can resist Yan Nantian's sword"

    not sure if gay
    d.fish
    Some of these idioms (well, not idioms in the English sense, but you know) are kind of clever; "red" (红) + "beauty" (颜) + "knowledge" (知) + "self" (己) = sexy confidante lmao
    d.fish
    Maybe an alternate, more interesting Zam would be one that still isekais to a lowly medieval/antiquity setting, but this Zam is really smart and deduces a method for magic from people's mysticism and religion and becomes the founder of magic
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    This Zam isekaied, and System Fish told Zam this is a dangerous high fantasy world where big bads destroy dimensions and swallow worlds, so Zam became a hikineet otaku inside her newbie wizard's tower where Zam learned magic for a thousand years and became a thousand-year-old virgin an Archmage, but after walking out, she found out it's just a medieval world that is only half a step into low fantasy...
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    "The Heroine Was Way Too Careful And Trained For A Thousand Years, Only To Find She'd Overleveled!" coming to stores near you!
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    d.fish
    I'm pretty sure the "I thought I isekaied to a xianxia world but found myself in a wuxia world" genre of web stories is based off of that overleveled japanese light novel genre
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