men's mouths are all liars, therefore whenever a man says no, he always means yes
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wah!
"Pokemon: This ZamMC starts with six Eevees"
Professional Isekaier, ZamMC
It feels like "female xianxia" usually involves drama within a faction or sect, usually MC is already there, and a new youngest disciple comes and becomes the "group pet" and frames/blames MC for everything wrong, causing the righteous MC to angst
takeout keeps getting stolen from your doorstep?
Put laxatives and sleeping pills in the takeout, so those goddamn thieves can shit the bed while they sleep!
Those eight billion zams reproduced by osmosis into eight quintillion
Those eight zams reproduced by osmosis into eight billion
ok, I'll settle for seven zams
Sometimes, I don't just want one zam, but two, maybe even three. I can take them, for sure!
it's so hard to separate the nintendo from the pokemon, especially since nintendo is canonically part of the world of pokemon, but you know, it's like with how nintendo does these days, it's hard to bring myself to appreciate the setting as I used to when I didn't care about adult stuff
gooble gobble gooble gobble one of zam gooble gobble gooble gobble we accept zam
*petpet* good zam
They say a girl in class is equal to the noise of 500 ducks. So on average, a class has 20,000 ducks.
green tea zam must be a very good zam
Like, you know, every girl hates other girls who are green tea white lily bitch sluts, but everyone likes it if the person they like is a green tea white lily bitch slut hmmm
Everyone has three zams, one zam that they show strangers, one zam that they show their friends and family, and one zam that they know only themselves.
Zam is lewd!
After I isekaied, I accidentally failed my tribulation and temporarily lost my cultivation. Rather than help me recover, my seven sexy disciples chose at this time to push me down instead
Become a Zamrider!
Zammijuice, Zammijuice, Zammijuice
People who use Zam unironically
People who use "rizz" unironically
Not only girls can jade, like, in 绝代双骄, the sexy father of the sexy twin bois, Jiang Feng, is called "Jade Male", and he's counterpart to his sworn brother Yan Nantian, and in the book, there's a saying "No woman in the world can resist Jiang Feng's smile, no man in the world can resist Yan Nantian's sword"
not sure if gay
Some of these idioms (well, not idioms in the English sense, but you know) are kind of clever; "red" (红) + "beauty" (颜) + "knowledge" (知) + "self" (己) = sexy confidante lmao
Is an expired Zam more Zamilious or not Zamilious?
Is an expired poison more poisonous or not poisonous?
A smug Zam is a zmug.
Nanomachines, Zam!
Shadow Moses Incident really happened. -
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