If Zams were effective, then why would we need the police?
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Zam138
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Judge: did you intentionally not clean the intestines?
Contestant: I think it's necessary to retain some of the original flavor of the shit in the pig intestines, so I intentionally left some flavor
Judge: ... I ain't gonna eat that
Contestant: you just activated my trap card, if you don't eat it then you can't eliminate me, if you eat it then you fell deeper into my trap
Suddenly, thirty zams appear!
"She's on a crusade and she just captured Jerusalem" is a pretty great line
Zam proposes, procrastination disposes
zams for the zam god, lazy for the lazy throne
it's weird that some osmanthus rice wine are 0.5VOL and some are 6.0VOL like, I guess that's rice wine for you...
that shit is like 0.5% VOL and I'm getting drunk from just two cups
We were talking about inches and cms today and she was like "so you mean 14 inches? The last time I saw 14 inches was Hermione's wand" hehe
hehe delicious oszamthus rice wine
Biggus Zamus
whee
"Although I don't like men, since he looks so good, I'll just treat him as a woman and everything will be good."
I mean, it's like, it's so arbitrary, James Potter almost killed Severus multiple times with his pranks, Sirius's prank is associated to James by association, so why is it that James, not even directly but indirectly, saves him from that werewolf dude, Severus owes him a life debt, what?
Also how come no one else has heard of this shit other than that one guy?
and so life debts in Harry Potter are utter bullshit red herring forgotten garbage trash
Hehe cute little zam zam poke poke poke
For some reason, they keep telling me brown sugar water with ginger slices works on cramps, but it feels like I'm listening to medieval superstitions
隐映罗衫薄，轻盈玉腕圆。
相逢不肯语，微笑画屏前。
hate how some of these zams, after like 1250 chapters or whatever, still aren't kissing or even holding hands, it's like come on
pay2win, pay2zam
hammy
What is a Zam? A miserable pile of angst! But enough procrastination, HAVE AT YOU!
A different Zam: "Why is everyone I meet so hot? Also flirting with me?"
*bother*
What is a man? A miserable little pile of NTR victimhood. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
A zam is never early or late, a zam is always sleeping in.
Zams only like three types of "Zams", and they are "I have Zams", "My Zams are Your Zams", "Use All The Zams You Want"
Men only like three types of 「花」(flowers), and they are 「有錢花」、「隨便花」、「盡量花」, so girls gotta stay informed!
Why do some settings have like lamia/medusa/snakepeople living beside giant snakes like they are kin and/or mounts? Isn't that like a human riding an ape while hugging a gibbon and kissing a monkey...
a zam becomes the new ceo of ubisoft
turns every text to comic sans
giggles to self
no one understands because the joke is too old
resign as ceo of ubisoft with a golden parachute, having brought more value to the shareholders than the previous ceo -
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