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You know, it's like, I was just window shopping in Beijing the other day and noticed one of the labels of the YSL's men's perfumes is called "Opium"
it's like I don't know what to say
europeans selling opium in china lmao
In the beginning, there where 6 zingularities, 6 zams, the powerzam, the soulzam, the mindzam, the spacezam, the timezam, and the realzam, if you gather all 6 zams, you cam summon captain zammet to save the planet
dear zamta claus,
I'd like a brand new zam for this christzam, thanks
holy shit it's almost christmas
Cats or dogs?
a demur and coy zam
You're never gonna be as cute as my zammy
Someone told me that the only reason why there's conflict in the harem is that the harem hasn't been fucked hard enough, I'm not sure about this theory, test it out for me, zammy
It time to practice tea art, zammy
Hehe cute little zammas
Someone who is fake and manipulative and acts innocent and meek is "green tea", so a giga-green tea bitch is more politely referred to as a "top tea art master"
It's so strange that there's so many fanfics about being reborn as a dragon and an almost-D&D setting, but they never really use "faerun", like the modern version seems so boring for fan writers, but there's always a Menzoberranzan, even if there isn't any other part of that same setting in the story
Why is it only "mother daughter bowl" and "sister flowers" instead of "father son bowl" and "brother flowers"?
There was this one line from this idiot who tried to start an affair in a stupid way, "Sister-in-law, please open the door, I'm my brother!"
If you get bitten by a radioactive spider, you become a spiderperson, so if you get bitten by a radioactive god, you become godperson, right, then if you get bitten by a radioactive godperson, you become a godpersonperson, right
It puzzles me that Zod's so stubborn about converting Earth, when there's a perfectly empty Mars right next door, like you see how fierce the opposition is, and you're not gonna get that codex from that farmboy if you keep pushing, why not take a step back, lay a trap, take your time with things? It's not like making kryptonians happens in an instant anyway
marry zammas
zizter zam
webi wabo
啧啧啧
a Zam: "After such an inspirational scene, I felt like my heart was on fire! Then after I did two push-ups, I woke up."
a good zam should be doted and spoiled
Language teacher: Why didn't you show the details?
Math teacher: Why didn't you show the process?
Biology teacher: Why didn't you show the steps?
If Zams were effective, then why would we need the police?
Judge: did you intentionally not clean the intestines?
Contestant: I think it's necessary to retain some of the original flavor of the shit in the pig intestines, so I intentionally left some flavor
Judge: ... I ain't gonna eat that
Contestant: you just activated my trap card, if you don't eat it then you can't eliminate me, if you eat it then you fell deeper into my trap
Suddenly, thirty zams appear!
"She's on a crusade and she just captured Jerusalem" is a pretty great line
Zam proposes, procrastination disposes
zams for the zam god, lazy for the lazy throne -
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