It took MC 27 hours in this audiobook to finally get laid 
might as well have kept him a eunuch
might as well have kept him a eunuch
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I find myself looking down on the protagonists who say their goal for training/cultivating is immortality, especially the "immortal cultivators", like, longevity and eternity are things that just come along with growth, so it seems like a very uneducated answer. Anyway, what's the point of living forever, if you're just "training" or "meditating" all the time?
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That "I've been deeper inside her than you will ever be" is such a nice line.
Mom: "I can call your dad by his full name, can you?"
Daughter: "I can call him daddy, can you?"
Dad: "You'd better go do your homework right now, or else I'll get angry. If I get angry, I could do anything!"
Daughter: "Really? Anything? Can you go make me a chili cheese dog, a sushi platter, and curry rice? Not too spicy though, I'm still young and I can't eat anything too heavy, thanks."
maybe even tabasco
lmao this dude found a catgirl disguising herself as a real cat and just jumped her with his "eighteen plus palms of cat petting ryu"
causing her to melt into a pool of liquid cat hahaha
Aliens have come to Earth to enslave all of humanity, their slavery conditions are all humans have to work at least one hour a day, can only have five days of vacation a week, only one million annual salary, and have to be forced to get comprehensive free medical care.
One of the funniest ways to say boobs I found in these stories is "baby canteen" lmao
Cheat System: "Every time your little sister talks big about you, you gained her exaggerated claims (For example if she tells her friends that you're actually a billionaire, you gain $1 billion in the bank account)."
Little Sister's Classmate: "My brother is so tough he can eat shit!"
Little Sister: "Oh yeah? My big brother doesn't just eat shit, He can eat shit every day three times a day!"
There's something funny about these fantasy characters who bang two rocks together and get a nuclear missile as a result
To be honest, those AI audiobooks are pretty nice, because they use AI to generate pictures of the scenes and then animate them, so it's like segments of like 5 second videos that string together to complement the ongoing story, which really makes the listening experience
though, the downside is they often add BGM into the video, which can be disgusting
Lately, I've been running into a lot of stories that are filled with filler, like you'd read a chapter and realize that there's like five sentences of the entire thing that has actual substance, you know, like, it's like the microtransactions of stories
You'd think that they'd have put more mechanisms into the evil pieces, like turning people in succubuses instead of just regular devils or whatever
Alas, it's a shonen show, so not much brain was used in the world building
you wrote a transparent line that was a few paragraphs later?
"Didn't you say that even a dog won't take this deal? Why did you take it?"
"Bark bark bark!"
isekaied to a fantasy world and then immediately sold to a succubus slave caravan
"Did I say that? No, of course I never said anything like that. I just typed it, so it doesn't count."
As long as I surrender quickly enough, no one can defeat me!
As long as you're beautiful enough, all your faults can be forgiven.
"--so I decide to send my army and wipe out their entire sect."
"Brother, we're the righteous leaders of the martial arts world, we're the good guys, we carry out justice... we can't do that. Let's disguise our army as mountain bandits, cover our tracks, wipe out their entire sect, and then loot everyone in the surrounding vicinity instead!"
There's some stories where you know the characters are being stupid or whatever, and the angst is cringe, and the drama is, well, dramatic, but it's like, it's like stimulants for the soul or something, gets an emotional high or whatever, like, idk, those stories are so retarded, but I like them so much
evil pieces being human pokeballs reminds me of pokegirls
Don't worry about it~ We're all teammates here, what's yours is mine~
... Then what about your stuff?
What's mine is still mine~
lmao this olympus had an ragnarok, so apollo ran over to the incas to cosplay inti
The original mummy movie was pretty good, looking back
Like, if in like Percy Jackson, you have gods being different when they transition from Greek to Roman, then maybe in DXD, there should be like a twin of the God of the Bible called God of the Quran
this thought bothers me for some reason
Hope I'm not being a bother for asking this but are some of the stories that haven't been touched in awhile going to get updated? Just curious
Feels like I don't even mesh with any of the new Pokemon anymore, like it's one thing not to know any of them (that's been a long time coming), but it's another to, like, basically not even realize that could be a Pokemon, like a lot of them don't even feel like Pokemon anymore
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