Silver W. King

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 7:22 AM

You isekai to a seemingly parallel earth, live a normal life, during a business trip you check into a classy hotel and decide to check out the bar, when you notice a Keanu Reeves looking guy in a suit walk in, dripping wet with others blood and a gun in his hand, muttering something about a dog

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  d.fish

• Monday at 12:17 PM

MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKIN FAST FACES PASS AND I'M HOMEBOUND NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH

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  d.fish

• Saturday at 10:03 AM

The clips I see of that minecraft movie seem to make it very fun. Not that it's anything spectacular, but it seems like a movie that makes users happy, like fries or bacon.

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  d.fish

• Thursday at 1:12 PM

wtf I didn't even know there was a minecraft movie

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  d.fish

• Apr 9, 2025

reincarnated in another world with maximum rizz

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  d.fish

• Apr 7, 2025

On the first day of class, you were late so you had to sit in the first row, causing you to slapped the ass of the beautiful young teacher who bent over to pick up the chalk in front of you. She turned around, slapping your face, causing you to black out. When you woke up, you realized you just isekaied...

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  d.fish

• Apr 7, 2025

Maybe it's not that evil overlords need to have a little kid advisor to look things over, but that the writers can't figure out a good way for the evil overlords to be defeated so they create flaws in plans that even a little kid can point out

Blame lazy writers, don't give kids money

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  d.fish

• Apr 6, 2025

I really like that old beggar from kung fu hustle who tries to trick kids to buy super martial arts, like

An old beggar sneaks up to you and whispers, "Hey kid, I see your bones are perfect for a cheat systems! I can sell this cheat to you for a dime or a set of five for a quarter, how about it?"

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  d.fish

• Apr 6, 2025

I keep going into these stories expecting... idk... idk what I'm expecting, but no matter how low my expectations are, more often than not I am let down. Not all the time, mind you, sometimes there's surprises, but you know how it be. It's just a lot of stories seem to be really good at having a good opening couple chapters that really draw you in, you know? And I fall for the trap everytime...

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  d.fish

• Apr 5, 2025

It took MC 27 hours in this audiobook to finally get laid

might as well have kept him a eunuch

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  d.fish

• Apr 5, 2025

I find myself looking down on the protagonists who say their goal for training/cultivating is immortality, especially the "immortal cultivators", like, longevity and eternity are things that just come along with growth, so it seems like a very uneducated answer. Anyway, what's the point of living forever, if you're just "training" or "meditating" all the time?

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  d.fish

• Apr 4, 2025

Not even one million likes received yet

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  d.fish

• Apr 3, 2025

That "I've been deeper inside her than you will ever be" is such a nice line.

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  d.fish

• Apr 3, 2025

Mom: "I can call your dad by his full name, can you?"
Daughter: "I can call him daddy, can you?"

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  d.fish

• Apr 3, 2025

Dad: "You'd better go do your homework right now, or else I'll get angry. If I get angry, I could do anything!"
Daughter: "Really? Anything? Can you go make me a chili cheese dog, a sushi platter, and curry rice? Not too spicy though, I'm still young and I can't eat anything too heavy, thanks."

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  d.fish

• Apr 1, 2025

maybe even tabasco

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  d.fish

• Mar 31, 2025

lmao this dude found a catgirl disguising herself as a real cat and just jumped her with his "eighteen plus palms of cat petting ryu"

causing her to melt into a pool of liquid cat hahaha

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  d.fish

• Mar 31, 2025

Aliens have come to Earth to enslave all of humanity, their slavery conditions are all humans have to work at least one hour a day, can only have five days of vacation a week, only one million annual salary, and have to be forced to get comprehensive free medical care.

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  d.fish

• Mar 31, 2025

One of the funniest ways to say boobs I found in these stories is "baby canteen" lmao

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  d.fish

• Mar 29, 2025

Cheat System: "Every time your little sister talks big about you, you gained her exaggerated claims (For example if she tells her friends that you're actually a billionaire, you gain $1 billion in the bank account)."

Little Sister's Classmate: "My brother is so tough he can eat shit!"

Little Sister: "Oh yeah? My big brother doesn't just eat shit, He can eat shit every day three times a day!"

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  d.fish

• Mar 29, 2025

There's something funny about these fantasy characters who bang two rocks together and get a nuclear missile as a result

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  d.fish

• Mar 28, 2025

To be honest, those AI audiobooks are pretty nice, because they use AI to generate pictures of the scenes and then animate them, so it's like segments of like 5 second videos that string together to complement the ongoing story, which really makes the listening experience

though, the downside is they often add BGM into the video, which can be disgusting

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  d.fish

• Mar 27, 2025

Lately, I've been running into a lot of stories that are filled with filler, like you'd read a chapter and realize that there's like five sentences of the entire thing that has actual substance, you know, like, it's like the microtransactions of stories

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  d.fish

• Mar 26, 2025

You'd think that they'd have put more mechanisms into the evil pieces, like turning people in succubuses instead of just regular devils or whatever

Alas, it's a shonen show, so not much brain was used in the world building

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  Fable of the Unspoken Word

• Mar 24, 2025

Silver W. King said:

[ COLOR=transparent]"Cursed Technique: Dancing Devas." Meguru smiled, victorious.[/COLOR]

Click to expand...

Click to shrink...

you wrote a transparent line that was a few paragraphs later?

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  d.fish

• Mar 23, 2025

"Didn't you say that even a dog won't take this deal? Why did you take it?"
"Bark bark bark!"

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  d.fish

• Mar 23, 2025

isekaied to a fantasy world and then immediately sold to a succubus slave caravan

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  d.fish

• Mar 23, 2025

"Did I say that? No, of course I never said anything like that. I just typed it, so it doesn't count."

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  d.fish

• Mar 23, 2025

As long as I surrender quickly enough, no one can defeat me!

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  d.fish

• Mar 22, 2025

As long as you're beautiful enough, all your faults can be forgiven.