Have you ever made any actual efforts of writing an original book or setting? I know you've eyed the prospect for a while now, but is there a completely traditional novel swimming around around your desk? - no gamer, no baby formula, no WC, no nothing and above say a respectable 50k words. I absolutely believe you could crush it, if handled properly.
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