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Zam138
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Why do some settings have like lamia/medusa/snakepeople living beside giant snakes like they are kin and/or mounts? Isn't that like a human riding an ape while hugging a gibbon and kissing a monkey...
a zam becomes the new ceo of ubisoft
turns every text to comic sans
giggles to self
no one understands because the joke is too old
resign as ceo of ubisoft with a golden parachute, having brought more value to the shareholders than the previous ceo
"Aren't you just richer than me, hotter than me, higher status than me, more accomplished than me, taller than me, have more friends than me? Ignoring reality for a moment, you're not any better compared to me!"
So basically there's an existence out there where the omniverse was created by an omnipotent zam, and there's little tendrils sticking out into different universes that become individual zams in each universe that are an extension of that omnipotent zam, and all of them are professional losers.
Every now and then you see a strange story out there (even for the genre, but not in a creepy way),
I saw this one where MC isekaied as a cat, but not any cat, but Tom from Tom and Jerry, but not any Tom but the cat of the cat-mouse creation deity duo of this "Cat and Mouse Omniverse"
It feels like young adult novels don't talk about awkward boners enough
sweet popcorn > salt popcorn
I feel like "xianxia cougars" are basically all those stories where MC is a loser or maybe genius, just not average, and he randomly meets some powerful demon sect/evil faction saintess who fucks him dry over the course of 3 days/3 weeks/3 months/etc. and then 1-5 years later, she shows up and gives MC 1-5 kids and says they're theirs, or maybe makes MC care for her while she's preggers
new day new zam
bite zam
They say there's a specific type of green tea called "兄弟茶" or "bro tea", becoming friends with a couple and then stealing one of them from the other in a kind of green tea styled NTR
I mean, there's also an underworld meaning where gangs sell overpriced tea as a form of collecting protection fees, but that's not important
your refrigerator is a door to other worlds
but
It's a mini fridge
what a cute zam this one is
men's mouths are all liars, therefore whenever a man says no, he always means yes
wah!
"Pokemon: This ZamMC starts with six Eevees"
Professional Isekaier, ZamMC
It feels like "female xianxia" usually involves drama within a faction or sect, usually MC is already there, and a new youngest disciple comes and becomes the "group pet" and frames/blames MC for everything wrong, causing the righteous MC to angst
takeout keeps getting stolen from your doorstep?
Put laxatives and sleeping pills in the takeout, so those goddamn thieves can shit the bed while they sleep!
Those eight billion zams reproduced by osmosis into eight quintillion
Those eight zams reproduced by osmosis into eight billion
ok, I'll settle for seven zams
Sometimes, I don't just want one zam, but two, maybe even three. I can take them, for sure!
it's so hard to separate the nintendo from the pokemon, especially since nintendo is canonically part of the world of pokemon, but you know, it's like with how nintendo does these days, it's hard to bring myself to appreciate the setting as I used to when I didn't care about adult stuff
gooble gobble gooble gobble one of zam gooble gobble gooble gobble we accept zam
*petpet* good zam
They say a girl in class is equal to the noise of 500 ducks. So on average, a class has 20,000 ducks.
green tea zam must be a very good zam
Like, you know, every girl hates other girls who are green tea white lily bitch sluts, but everyone likes it if the person they like is a green tea white lily bitch slut hmmm -
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