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Zam138

Zam138

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  • d.fish
    They say 1950's to 2010's is the "Fuck Around" era, and the 2010's until now is the "Find Out" era
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    It feels like whenever I view a truly heinous NTR plot, I'm making a new horcrux, except without any of the benefits and only the pain of tearing a piece of my soul off, but for some reason, I can't help but be curious and read it anyway
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    also it feels like going through a mine field, you never know when there's gonna be a NTR plot
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    in the world of immortal zamtivation, there are only three true stages: senior zam, zamist friend, and zam ant.
    d.fish
    These stories don't start with a [store your brain here] anymore, like they get creative and start with things like [a zombie's empty dinner plate]
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    [Deep brain tissue ASMR massage box, no skulls allowed]
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    You know, it's like, I was just window shopping in Beijing the other day and noticed one of the labels of the YSL's men's perfumes is called "Opium"

    it's like I don't know what to say
    europeans selling opium in china lmao
    d.fish
    In the beginning, there where 6 zingularities, 6 zams, the powerzam, the soulzam, the mindzam, the spacezam, the timezam, and the realzam, if you gather all 6 zams, you cam summon captain zammet to save the planet
    d.fish
    dear zamta claus,

    I'd like a brand new zam for this christzam, thanks
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    the zamelves are keeping me in the zamfactories forcing me to make zamtoys send help
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    no one cares about the present boxes
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    Someone told me that the only reason why there's conflict in the harem is that the harem hasn't been fucked hard enough, I'm not sure about this theory, test it out for me, zammy
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    Someone who is fake and manipulative and acts innocent and meek is "green tea", so a giga-green tea bitch is more politely referred to as a "top tea art master"
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    It's so strange that there's so many fanfics about being reborn as a dragon and an almost-D&D setting, but they never really use "faerun", like the modern version seems so boring for fan writers, but there's always a Menzoberranzan, even if there isn't any other part of that same setting in the story
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    it reminds me that most fantasy cities seem to have no real in-setting culture, sad
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    Why is it only "mother daughter bowl" and "sister flowers" instead of "father son bowl" and "brother flowers"?
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    men don't like being referred to with "Flowers" for some reason, like it's "not manly" or something
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    d.fish
    lame
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    There was this one line from this idiot who tried to start an affair in a stupid way, "Sister-in-law, please open the door, I'm my brother!"
    d.fish
    If you get bitten by a radioactive spider, you become a spiderperson, so if you get bitten by a radioactive god, you become godperson, right, then if you get bitten by a radioactive godperson, you become a godpersonperson, right
    d.fish
    It puzzles me that Zod's so stubborn about converting Earth, when there's a perfectly empty Mars right next door, like you see how fierce the opposition is, and you're not gonna get that codex from that farmboy if you keep pushing, why not take a step back, lay a trap, take your time with things? It's not like making kryptonians happens in an instant anyway
    d.fish
    a Zam: "After such an inspirational scene, I felt like my heart was on fire! Then after I did two push-ups, I woke up."
    d.fish
    Language teacher: Why didn't you show the details?
    Math teacher: Why didn't you show the process?
    Biology teacher: Why didn't you show the steps?
    d.fish
    If Zams were effective, then why would we need the police?
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    I wish that someway somehow, that I could save every one of us, but the truth is that I'm only one giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
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    d.fish
    "android zam"

    "you're wrong, it's cyborg"

    "android. zam."
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    Judge: did you intentionally not clean the intestines?
    Contestant: I think it's necessary to retain some of the original flavor of the shit in the pig intestines, so I intentionally left some flavor
    Judge: ... I ain't gonna eat that
    Contestant: you just activated my trap card, if you don't eat it then you can't eliminate me, if you eat it then you fell deeper into my trap
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