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  • d.fish
    Applying "black myth" to "journey to the west" is a pleonasm, as the original text laid grounds for a dark or twisted world; "the world is lacking, it will eventually end and collapse", "longevity does not mean immortality", "gods and demons both desire more lifespan, why else would they eat sanzang or the heavenly peaches", etc etc etc
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Like even Sha Wujing, one of the disciples, other than eating regular humans which is common for demons as that's how they grow stronger, in the original text, the beads around his neck are actually made of the skulls of sanzang's nine reincarnations, like he go to the journey every hundred years, and before this time all the other times he had killed and eaten, and his skull would be made into a magic artifact
    d.fish
    d.fish
    it's just modern day whitewashing plus a lot of uneducated and uncultured web novel writers who blow it out of proportion that it seems like journey to the west is greater than it is in terms of power scaling
    d.fish
    They might know that the Landlord and Landlady in Kung Fu Hustle are named Yang Guo and Xiao Longnv, after the Return of the Condor Heroes protagonists, and they might even know they are based off of an old show about a ruthless landlady, but they probably don't know that
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    Lol... tanuki knew about the hero protags from Return of the Condor Heroes... but not about ruthless landlady~
    d.fish
    It's just, you know, DXD and DND is just one letter away...
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    Biigoh
    Oh noes, fishing had found out the truth
    d.fish
    Biibot, what's the anime or mango where the female protagonist takes home a tanuki, but she keeps thinking that he is a dog instead, and like he doesn't talk or anything but keeps making shocked expressions and stuff, he even washes his leaf, and everyone around her think it's a tanuki, at least at first or something, but she keeps correcting them saying it's a dog
    d.fish
    Biibot, what's that anime where aliens invade earth, and they stay on earth because they like eating humans, but they also like human culture, and they keep justifying themselves like 'well humans eat chicken and cows too', and there's two protagonists who dress like chicken and survive for a while, but they get revealed, and it turns out one of the chicken dressers is actually an alien
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    Biigoh
    That sounds unfamiliar
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    found it on google, but it turned out to be an anthology, so just a few episodes of a series
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    d.fish
    The weird thing about Yu Yu Hakusho is, like, you never actually see anyone of "top tier" power, you know? King Enma is a buddhist deity, after all, so even in a lore fucked place like Dragon Ball, you know he's not top dog, but in Yu Yu Hakusho, Koenma is just a second-generation official, and his dad never even shows up, and he's just one of ten kings of hell...
    d.fish
    lmao this chinese overlord fanfic where MC is an approximately CR10 white dragon and he wants to take down ainz coal goon's group of approximately level 33.5 adventurer group
    d.fish
    So by now, they categorize isekais into three, the evil isekai who plunder the world essence, the sanctimonious isekai who hunt evil isekai in exchange for world essence rewards, and the sheep isekai who passively graze on scattered world essence hoping they are environmentally friendly.
    d.fish
    The leg of a hunyuan daluo jinxian is truly different, it is tender, fragrant, and even carries dao rhyme!
    d.fish
    Biigoh gains the ability to enter any animated work at the moment the video is paused, but only uses it to enter hentai
    d.fish
    there's a reason why I don't read those you know, and it's not just because the author is so uncreative and unable to make an original plot that all they do is follow stations with canon

    For example, there is this one with a MC who is a death knight

    But think about that for a second, these aren't WoW scrubs, but CR17 DND ones, just one would have overrun baldur's gate (game ver)
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    d.fish
    and for some fucking reason the author has this unstoppable, flying, resurrecting big bad of an undead just... go through the motions of the plot, flirting with Astarion and Shadowheart, solving puzzles and shit, as if a ship of mind flayers could even slow it down
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    Biigoh
    Well... but waifu~
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    d.fish
    If you think about it, Cyberpunk Edgerunners is just the Matrix Trilogy but with a sad ending
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    David as Neo, Lucy as Trinity, Maine as Morpheus, etc. looking back, if Matrix 3 had ended in a tragic, or at least bittersweet, ending, it would have been a much better story
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    Biigoh
    yeah...
    d.fish
    So apparently "a big watermelon, cut in half, half for me, half for you" is a tai chi meme, you can look it up it's actually very famous here, like this is how they explained the basics of the basics to newcomers, and at the same time it's how all the experts in Chinese cartoons and novels teach tai chi to modern tourists
    d.fish
    someone told me that in the Chinese version, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" was pointed at the four houses, the first four Ravenclaw, the second for Gryffindor, the third floor Slytherin, and the fourth for Hufflepuff, as in these are the stereotypes of how they look at other people
    d.fish
    why is it that no one when they are in trouble ever try to use the spell "accio Dumbledore"?
    d.fish
    How is it that Dragon Ball Super is so bad at continuity that they have the entire team get got by some dude who is just able to perceive things at the speed of sound, like this setting just nerfed everyone to being subsonic wtf
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    Florian
    I think the last time these things made some amount of sense was in og dragonball. Even that had a suddenly light speed feat if I remember correctly.
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    Biigoh
    Yeah....
    d.fish
    Some of these DND stories are actually really good wtf
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    Like this one where the guy is the third son of a noble of Amn and he has a cheat where he gets secret news everyday, or this other one where the guy is a half-dragon (gold), half-dragon (silver) human with 20 micro-cheats and Baldur's Gate sank into the Abyss, or this third one where MC is a cute girl who is also Mystra, Mystryl, and Midnight's threefold daughter at the same time
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    Biigoh
    .... okay
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    I'm obviously not going to read the hundreds of Baldur's Gate 3 retellings (with slight changes in MC or whatever), those stories ought to just die, stations of canon and next to nothing else, such a waste of time
    d.fish
    It still makes no sense that we just let Dr. Kuga live and walk away in Digimon Storytime, you know, like, dude almost destroyed the world with a super weapon, did took out the heart of your friend, did fatal experiments on a lot of people, wtf just let him walk?
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