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  1. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Mulberry: "So... Is there any possible way that sex with Salem could be involved as a way to stop her?" Qrow: "Dude..." Mulberry: "I will admit I don't quite get this Goth Dommy Mommy thing the kids are blathering about but if Salem qualifies, I believe it is worth a shot to see if it will...
  2. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Harold Mulberry 3

    Harold: "Jaune, given how manly your father was, I understand the deep shame you feel not living up to his example. Fear not. There is an easy fix for this." Jaune: "Yes?" Harold: "In his case he hit his head and became braindamaged. Then he was raised by a paladin monk who loved beer, meat...
  3. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Harold Mulberry 2

    Ironwood and and his troops landed on Beacon airstrip. The first face he sees is Harold's. Ironwood: sounding annoyed "Harold." Harold: nonchalant "Janus." Camera cuts to Harold. Harold: "I always hated those Ice bastards. They suck the joy out of freedom and hide it behind bureaucracy. To...
  4. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Harold Mulberry

    ...It won't bring back the woman who was your actual mother, or your childhood. So get over it and focus on building a good life for yourself." Yang: *sniffles* "... Just... Saying that kind of shit, huh?" Harold: "Apparently being a teacher means I have to also be a substitute parental...
  5. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Beacon Faculty

    Glynda: "You put Qrow and Peach on the radio show?!" Ozpin: "It will help with outreach to the community." Glynda: "Oh will it?" She turns on the radio Qrow: "Hello listeners, we're back after that ad. My companion is still trying to pretend her hangover is just allergies." Peach: "Ugh, go...
  6. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A few fun ideas: -Weiss and Ruby have a fight, and Ruby decides to befriend Winter just to spite Weiss. Weiss, deeply offended, befriends Jaune to get back at Ruby. Stupidity and hilarity ensues. -Jaune and Ren get tasked with removing spiders and other bugs from rooms to keep their female...
  7. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
    Threadmarks: The Date With Winter, Part 1 - By Sift Green

    "You look great, son! You'll really knock her socks off!" Nick exclaimed as he gave Jaune a firm, reassuring pat on the back." "Your father is correct, Friend Jaune," Penny agreed. "Your preparation time was utilized very effectively." "Thanks." Jaune took a calming breath as he stepped out of...
  8. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    So, what kind of dinosaur bonded with Jaune and follows him all the way to Beacon?
  9. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Dinoland at Radian

    A slight tweak to the RWBY timeline. Isabel did indeed become a doctor... But her main focus for revitalizing Radian was to get its Dinosaur Park running again. Like in Dinosaur Sanctuary, an island was discovered with a lot of dinosaurs that had survived not only the KT Extinction Event, but...
  10. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Yeah, that's about how bad CRWBY is at writing.
  11. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Why Jaune Shouldn't Use a Cutlass (Refined)

    The dusty interior of Vale's Used Weapon Emporium was a treasure trove of battered blades, dented firearms, and the faint tang of oil and steel. Shelves groaned under the weight of relics from forgotten battles, their stories etched in nicks and scratches. Team RWBY and Team JNPR wove through...
  12. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Dragonslayer: Zwei's Master Plan (Final)

    Jaune Arc sprawled on the floor, his blond hair a mess as he laughed, roughhousing with Zwei, the corgi's stubby legs flailing as Jaune scratched behind his ears. "Who's a good boy? You're a good boy!" Jaune chuckled, Zwei yipping happily, his tongue lolling out. A shadow fell over them, and...
  13. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Truth about Bumbleby and Evil!Ironwood

    Repost from Spacebattles by K9thefirst1: Gentlemen... We cracked it. We figured out how Yang and Ironwood dropped off the cliff. Now, notice the patch on Ironwood's right temple? Apparently that's an implant meant to help his brain manage his cybernetics. So in RWBY limb replacement...
  14. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A few fun ideas: -Yang says she's felt trapped by her family and wants to be out and free of them... Within earshot of Ruby. Ruby, hurt, runs off and it takes all their friends working together to get the two sisters to talk again-Jaune especially, who has experience with this sort of thing...
  15. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pretty good so far!
  16. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Here's a twisted AU idea: Jacques Schnee is supposed to be influential, charismatic, intelligent and ruthless. In other words, good at building connections as you would need to be in business. What if he tried to connect with Ozpin... And ended up joining Ozpin's Cabal to oppose Salem? After...
  17. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Index: On Worldbuilding: The Xolotl Empire

    The Xolotl Empire The Xolotl Empire emerged over a millennium ago on the northwest shore of Vacuo, a region of rugged coastlines, volcanic cliffs, and dense jungles. Named for Xolotl, their god of fire, lightning, and the guide of souls to the afterlife, the empire's culture was a brutal...
  18. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
    Threadmarks: Logistics

    Ozpin's Office The meeting had broken up shortly after Athena had made her pitch. Nick and Isabel jumping out the window had made the mood more... Relaxed, in some ways. As had Port's arrival. Still! Many issues had been resolved: The proposals for the treaty were headed out to their respective...
  19. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Basically we make Robyn just a total disaster who fails at her mission. She's been claiming she's a victim and champion of the underclass for years to get her political position so she's an utter failure at it all. Honestly though, Prunella is based on Cruella deVille and she's supposed to be...
  20. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A few ideas for the Councilman Arc universe: -Robyn Hill is a minor government official from Atlas who comes out to try and connect with Jaune. It doesn't go well. -Prunella Glocken needs to be shown to be more evil. How do we do it? -Rufus Winchester tries to set Jaune up with his hot older...
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