[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[JiggieP]

Damn Onion Cutting Ninja be making me cry

 

[ExFelineServer3]

Man, you know there was no onion, that was just a ninja called AndrewJTalon sucker punching you somewhere sensitive!

 

[JerkRyanShadowWanker]

That's a very nice statue, when is it getting smashed by an enemy?

 

[digcat]

Yes yes it is

 

[Unknown_One]

That's a very nice statue, when is it getting smashed by an enemy?

Click to shrink...

If that happens, then whoever does it will not know the depths of hell they will be put through by the rest of RWBYNPR before the grandparents add three more layers and Jaune sends them through the rest before denying relief for 40 days and 40 nights.

Breaker hath no fury than that if a pissed off Arc clan, Team RWBYNPR, and a scorned father/widower.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

You know it might be funny if the Beacon training teams met with in-training teams from like the local Hunter Technical School.

Guy: "Well well well... If it ain't the prisses from Beacon!"

Jaune: "Prisses?

Ruby: "Only Weiss is prissy!"

Weiss: "HEY!"

 

[zMADLAXz]

You know it might be funny if the Beacon training teams met with in-training teams from like the local Hunter Technical School.

Guy: "Well well well... If it ain't the prisses from Beacon!"

Jaune: "Prisses?

Ruby: "Only Weiss is prissy!"

Weiss: "HEY!"

Click to shrink...

That should be canon.

 

[digcat]

https://www.deviantart.com/biancaruesina1610/art/It-s-so-bad-1365010886

Some interesting art of rwby trying to fix the show.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The next call was an older woman who insisted neighborhood children were terrorizing her sidewalk and lawn.

"Those kids—those kids! They keep going on my sidewalk around on those bikes! You gotta arrest them!"

Weiss raised an eyebrow. "Are they… vandalizing?"

"They're riding around and their parents make them go around just to bug me! And those kids—they run around on my lawn and steal my lawn gnomes!" She dragged them inside and pointed at her television. "Look! Look! I've recorded the kids all in front of my house!"

Ruby stared. "…Ma'am, that's a crime."

Yang nodded. "And a little creepy."

The officer sighed. "So is making a false report, since you have all your lawn gnomes inside. Sorry, but you're under arrest."

Nora gasped theatrically. "Le Gasp! The Plot thickens!"

The old woman immediately collapsed, making dramatic gagging noises. "Stroke! I'm having a stroke!"

Jaune didn't even blink. "No you're not. I've seen kids fake strokes better than that."

Nora nodded sagely. "And people who are having strokes can't say they're having strokes! Trust me, I've checked."

"Well you'd better take me to the hospital anyway and get all my pills and call my daughter and take care of my dog—!"

"You can call your daughter at the jail," the officer said flatly. "We'll have the neighbors look after your dog. You can get your meds, but you're going to jail."

"You're arresting me and not the kids?! This is crap!" She flopped harder. "I'm not getting up! I'm passed out!"

They escorted her out anyway. She immediately started screaming at Ruby. "ROSE! ROSE YOU'RE A BITCH!"

"You don't know me!" Ruby cried.

"No, no, don't yell at her," Jaune said.

"I NEED AN AMBULANCE!"

"You don't need an ambulance, you're fine!" Ruby snapped.

Nora shook her head. "Welp, don't think we can sink any lower!"

"BWAH!"

Everyone looked over at Jaune. He was suspended upside-down in one of the old woman's traps.

"THAT'S MY TRAP! YOU SET IT!" the woman crowed. "YOU'RE FIXING IT!"

Jaune closed his eyes. "I swear to God—or whoever—whatever comes next better be some guys robbing a bank in lesser-known Chancellor's masks."